>Ordered Italian Sub on Seamless because no food in house

just take the mayonnaise out

>>9091246
what subway is open at 2am

>>9091259
it's not a subway, it's a 24 hour deli by me.

>>9091246
>thinks jersey mikes is local

kys

>>9091246
Should have taken the W bridge to Jersey and gotten a real sandwich.

>>9091259
I have a 24 hour subway nearby.

>>9091288
That's not my sub. It's the only picture of an italian sandwich with mayo I could find. I ate my sandwich despite the meme sauce because I was pretty hungry. And what difference does it make if it's local? I doubt Jersey Mike's ships employees in from out of town.

Just eat your constipation bread meat slop and have heartburn the next day like the rest of us dumb fucks

>>9091294
There are a bunch of those in NYC.

Go to Sal, Kris, and Charlie's in Astoria.

>>9091254
i laffed

>>9091246
Jersey Mike's is kinda shit, though. You're paying for the gimmick of watching some teenager slice your meat in front of you, and it still ends up being more expensive than Firehouse.

You order a subway and expect it to not come with any form of naise? Dijonaise, mayonaise, they're all standard. Don't order a subway next time.,

>>9091246
>SAMMIE?
Stopped reading right there.

>>9092105
I kept reading after the last word.

>>9091294
lucky fucker

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>>9091246
fuck you, you whiny piece of fucking shit. who the fuck doesn't have sandwich ingredients in their fucking home AT ALL TIMES. you fat fuck, can't you even plan your fucking meals? are you even a fucking new yorker, you fucking piece of shit? who the fuck says sammie? i would BEAT THE FUCK out of you.

>>9091246
>NEW YORK FUCKING CITY MOTHERFUCKER!
>italian sub
>sammie

welcome to the city how long will you be visiting