Does anyone else here think curry of any kind is fucking disgusting?

>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chef-prepared-curry-after-wiping-7745790

Fuck off back to your containment board.

>>9084063
What?
I'm not trying to be predjudice, just expressing mcdistaste for curry.

>>9084026

Vinda-poo-in-the-loo.

>>9084064

>muh free speech

Nah. Fuck off.

The only reason you hate curry is because it contains vegetables you flyover fuckstain.

>>9084020
fuck... yes. Holy shit I thought I was the only one. Curry is just about the most unappealing cooking base I can think of.

Yeah, curry is garbage and smells terrible

>>9084020
aS AN eNGLISH PERSON I AM HERE TO DEFEND THE CURRY. IT IS THE BEST FOOD. WE HAVE LOTS OF IT AND AMERICA DOES NOT. IT IS OUR INVENTION. FUCK AMERICA.

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>>9084020
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post?

>>9084063
Go back to /r/eddit you fucking pajeet faggot

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>>9084020
Agreed. Indian food is fucking trash, as is the entire country.

>>9084213
please fuck off, i can smell your maws cunt from here desu.

>>9084217
curry is English m8

>>9084218
The smell is just the shit-covered street you live on.

>>9084221
quintessentially british wot

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>>9084063
Neck yourself and go back to your containment dimension (hell).

>>9084224
We make all the best food m8.

Did you know that Lasagna is English?

>>9084026
Holy shhiiit

>>9084020
I love Japanese curry but Indian curry makes me want to vomit. Probably because it looks and sometimes smells like vomit. Its like a hot, oily, orange liquid with slimy, sunken chunks hiding beneath the surface. Japanese curry has honey and applesauce in it and its more like a delicious, comforting gravy with rice. The only 3 veggies allowed via tradition are onions, carrots and potatoes so no surprises either. Its great. Especially with tonkatsu (fried pork cutlet).

>>9084324
Dumb weeb.

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>>9084324
>>9084333
Japanese curry is great, but I also love indian curry, and also most food. One nice thing is to make a japanese curry and take a note from the indians and add a bit of some sort of sour yogurt to it.
If this lighting is weird, this is Arizona and the blinds haven't been opened in years because the heat would make the electric bill terrible, this is the best sun I could find

>>9084324
Oh yeah by the way: you're a dumb weeb. Japs put all kinds of different veg in their curry, celery is a common addition, okra too. Anything you've got on hand really

>>9084347
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>9084360
We have expansive palettes?

>>9084110
t. incredibly buttmad vindaloo pooinloo

>>9084432
To be fair I think most of the people defending curry are europeans and weebs

>>9084448
I'm European, and fuck curry.

>>9084493
That seems like it would hurt. I'm not judging, though.

>>9084493
"ouchie da curry hurty my mouthy hans" says sven as he embraces his gay lover and returns to his home to cook up salted moose head, "now dis is reel koozzeine' he chimes as he pulls the butt plug from his asshole.

Since "curry" is an enormously broad category where the curry dishes differ vastly between countries (thai curry is nothing like indian curry) and even within individual countries it's absurd to say, "I don't like curry." It's like saying, "I don't like beer" after trying a couple of styles. You can say I don't like this specific curry I just tried, but anything else is just closeminded ignorance worthy of Ma and Pa Kettle.

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>looks like shit
>smells like shit
>cooked by people who shit in the street

>>9084509
"PA-TEL!" cried the fat, middle-aged man out of the window of his hovel. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Rajput Patel whirled around in the street to face his father, the pungent smell of his breath hitting him before the sound of his words. "Father, I have finished doing a poo-poo pee-pee and I was just getting ready to clean it up," he explained.
Raj's father adjusted his dingy turban.
"Oh, by Mainbahutbadamakasadhoonkrpayameracheharabalaatkaarkaren![1] Do you know NOTHING, boy!?" Raj looked at his father with a dumb, vacant smile endemic to all Indian peoples. "Your mother," the senior Patel began to explain, "she has been working all day on a fermented breast milk and mosquito curry! And YOU, BOY, stand out here wasting perfectly good shit by spilling it in the street! If you were not my son, I would curse your bloodline for ten thousand kalpas!"
Raj fell prostrate in his defecate. "I am so sorry, father! I have forgotten my place! Please do not send me to work in Malaysia!" With that, he scooped up his expulsions and those of a local dog, "for a little extra flavor," and went inside to join his forty-eight siblings who had not yet been sold to sex traffickers.

Curry: The Spice So Nice, Indians Use It Twice

[1] A hindu farming goddess only worshipped locally in the Patels' 1km^2 village of Gaadee Ka Pahiya. She is a hermaphrodite with the head of a mosquito, the body of an old woman, and the tail of a goat.

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>>9084675
>Curry: The Spice So Nice, Indians Use It Twice

>>9084020
I fucking love Curry. You're a huge faggot, OP.

>>9084020
It's not pretty, and the stonk lingers, but by god its delicious.

You must hate blue cheese too.

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>>9084020
i bet you love bagel bites

>>9084675
They wouldn't call each other by Patel because literally 2/5ths of them have the same name

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>>9084026
>not posting the image
baka desu senpai

>>9084063
POO

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>>9084063
DESIGNATED

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>>9085117
IN

>>9085106
>>9084026
You guys do know the problem there was bringing a bottle from the toilet to the kitchen and not the actual bum wiping? You wash your hands after wiping your ass.

>>9085204
FOOD

>>9084063
gb2Tumblreddit, Pajeet or the POO Witch will curse you!

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>>9085212
>You wash your hands after wiping your ass

Yeah, with your BARE HAND

>>9085212
>the problem there was bringing a bottle from the toilet to the kitchen
Why bring a bottle to the shitter in the first place and why bring it to the kitchen afterwards?
Curryniggers are the dirtiest fucking shit apes on this entire planet. Subsaharan mud hut negros have better hygiene than those head bobbing shitchunks. They eat, drink and breathe shit particles.
They grow in a shit marinade within Pajeetas' bellies before they are born, which gives them that distinct shit color not even blacks have.
They are walking, talking turds.

I honestly dont care for most curry. Some are alright, but it's probably near the bottom of the chart for me when it comes to ethnic foods.

>>9085204
they shit on the street, wipe their ass with their left hand, then go straight to cook your street food

superpower by 2030

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>>9085295
Better to shit in the street than shart in the mart I guess.
More hygienic.

>>9085306
STANDARD

AMERICAN

DIET

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>>9085306
>Better to shit in the street than shart in the mart I guess.
>More hygienic.
Not when you are also eating off the same street!

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>>9085198
INDIAN BBQ

>>9084110
>ranjeep said, satisfied with his harsh takedown of the Canadian poster. However, due to his diet of grease and spices, he had to shit for the 11th time this day. He quickly ran to his favorite window (his only window) in his 10x7 foot apartment in Bangalangalololololoarashabad, stood on a plastic crate he found floating in the river, and shoved his rear end out the window. Hardly before his sequined pink pants cleared the way, his hairless cheeks parted and jettisoned the leftovers of his mothers saag paneer out onto the street, scalding a 45lb starving 14 year old urchin and desecrating a statue of an effeminate man with a lion face and 8 arms. Ranjeep sighed, and wiped the excess feces from his anus and cleaned his hand with a quick wipe on the inside of the window pane. "Good enough", he thought. Little did he know, the thread he replied to was quickly filling with comments…
>ranjeep was furious! The tears from his eyes were welling, the blur of his vision obscuring the obviously jealous hate from the westerners. He reached into his pile of PhDs he bought from a street vendor and blew his nose on it. It was an engineering one, he noticed. He knew exactly how to calm himself down, and that was with a good ol gang rape. He closed his 2004 era dell laptop and went downstairs, and raped a 9 year old in full view of his parents. Luckily Ranjeep threw down a handful of dry lentils, so they were distracted and ultimately indebted to him.

For me it's the tikka masala, the best kind of curry.

You're free to dislike it, though I'll still disparage your palate

>>9085540
tikka masala isn't a curry, dipshit.

>>9084675
Upvoted!

>>9084020
Golden curry is best curry. Easy to make, never comes out to watery

>>9085597
How so, knowledgeable friend?

>>9084064
>McDistaste

>>9085655
>in someone other than japan where japanese curry roux is expensive as fuck
>doesn't just make his own curry roux
???

I too hate curry. It's like someone just took all the spices they had and mixed them together.

>>9085664
Education, an abhorrence of ignorance and life experience.
You'll learn as you grow up my milleniel friend.

>>9084063
>>>/g/

>>9084675
lmao

>>9084020
Thai curry >>>> Indian Curry

Tikka Masala is aight tho. But that's British really.

>>9085901
I was about to say this. Thai curry is delicious.

>>9085901
this Thai curry> jap curry>>> poo in the loo curry

>>9086124
What makes Thai curry better than jap curry? What do I need?

>>9086130
marinated ping pong balls

>>9086130
Japanese curry mostly varies in that it has a different curry base than thai curry and does not use coconut milk. It really comes down to personal preference but Thai curry is more exotic for my north American tastes. Thai curry has a coconut milk base as well. Green thai curry is my personal favorite. Japanese curry is closer to its indian counterpart. Hot Thai Kitchen it probably the best source for all your Thai recipe needs. https://hot-thai-kitchen.com/green-curry-new-2/

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>Japanese curry

You mean chicken and gravy.

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>>9086223
Why are you posting an image of Koreans?

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>>9084064
>mcdistaste

>>9086223
But...beef is the most popular protein in japanese curry. You could have made the joke so much better, watch

>Japanese curry

You mean beef tips and rice?

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>>9084064
>mcdistaste

>>9084020
No, you're just either a woman or a manchild.

>>9085261
>>9085283
You put water on your hand as you wipe your shit. Keep pouring till your hands and ass are shit free. Then wash your hand with soap. Clean asshole and clean hands. I don't see what the problem is.

>>9085407
That was done as penance knowing full well how unhygienic it is.

>>9085901
Thai curry v Indian curry is debatable. Although Indian curry is way to varied to be fairly compared to Thai. Indian has Punjabi, rajasthani, Gujarati, maharashtrian, konkan, malayalee, Tamil, Kannada, hydrabadi, Bengali, awadhi, Kashmiri. Also north eastern and tribal. Thai his north and south. Both are brilliant cuisines though. However jap curry is a joke. It's a jar version of English interpretation of curry. Not horrible but hardly something to put on a pedestal.

>>9084520
Theres WAY more variety in curry than in beer. Saying you don't like curry is like saying you don't like soup

>>9085740
I hope you're feeling better today friend. Please explain me how tikka masala is not curry? Please don't get anxious. It's just a question and I'm not even a fan of tikka masala. I'm 45, btw.

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>>9085740
>Education
>my milleniel friend
>milleniel

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>>9085718
Teach me your ways

>>9086694
The fact you don't see the problem with having shit on your hands in the first place means you won't understand. You shouldn't be touching shit when handling food to begin with. Besides shit can get under your nails, much more difficult to clean. There are more reasons, but arguing with someone who wipes their ass with a bare hand isn't going to produce anything of value. Take it or leave it, but no one wants to eat from a cook with that type of hygene.

>>9084063
/ck/ is a containment board you numale faggot.

>>9088110
Whisk almost equal parts melted butter and flour in a pan on medium heat(a tiny bit more butter than flour) until lightly browned, cut the heat and add in curry powder and garam masala in your desired ratio(start with mostly curry powder), so that it's about 3 tablespoons of seasoning for each half cup. At this point, you've got curry roux, and you can go and use it to make curry or maybe put it into ice cube trays, freeze, and then put in a ziplock bag so that you can use it like the store stuff.

Keep in mind that your curry will need salt now, and maybe MSG if you're don't try to use this as an opportunity to get rid of the MSG

>>9088110
Oh and if you have bulk stores near you, like WinCo, you can get curry powder cheap as fuck in bulk there. You'll still need to get garam masala at asian/indian markets however.

>>9084675
>being this mad

>>9084064
>McDistaste

>>9084020
What you probably mean to say is you dislike the overuse of cumin or coriander in curry's. Your neighbor probably used way too much of one of those, and maybe also used too much onion and/or garlic. I had an Indian roommate before who blended onion and garlic together to make a paste that he would cook his lamb in. That shit would stink up the entire house and make your eyes water.

>>9084208

>IT IS OUR INVENTION.

sanjeet would like to talk to you

>>9089077
That's why you wipe yourself first then use water to clean yourself. You're supposed to each thoroughly with hot water and soap. You wouldn't even have shit in your nails unless they were long or you don't know how to wash your hands.

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Just making some fruity curry.

>>9084211
>Only nazis hate my shitty food
How paranoid you have to be, kek

>>9084020
Curry is my 2nd favourite food.

It's literally just seasoned stew over rice, and usually roasted meat. If you broadly despise curry, you don't like stew, meat, vegetables, rice, or food in general.

Thai curry is the only good curry.

>>9084020
>bitches about Indian cooking
>posts Japanese curry

bruh

>>9090564
Actually anon, it is a British invention.

>>9084020
You're completely right OP, if I'm craving stewed meat and veggies smothered in gravy with some sort of gravy on top there is literally 0 (zero) reason to not just make a nice pork roast and some roasted potatoes, that also has the added bonus of not stinking up the whole block, and you're not shitting liquid needles the next morning. Curry is the ultimate meme food.

>>9084020
I love the white people definition of curry. Basically it's just rice with soupy meat. That's not curry at all. Curry smells great and tastes great.

>>9092467
Curry was invented by white people...

>>9092474
White bois like to use semantics. Acting like curry is a white people thing. We pajeets don't even recognize what you consider to be curry. It's literally indistinguishable from some Cambell's stew.

>>9084020
my gf smells like curry and it turns me the fuck on

>>9092411
I said curry of all kinds you illiterate cumstain.

I don't really understand how you could call yourself a lover of food and hate curry. Almost every culture has a dish that is so good that it should be universally loved by all but there's always pathetic tastecucks that don't understand the depth of flavour and profile that curry can accomplish

t. Pajeet

>>9084063

This board is for white people only, please leave.

>>9084324
>muh tradition
>muh only vegetables allowed

fuck off weeaboo faggot

>>9084675
what your internal self must be like to have been able to type all that out, fueled only by irrational hate for an entire race.

This is what it is like to truly hate yourself and express it outwardly.

>>9085423
Was it autism?

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>not learning to make curry and traditional cuisine to steal delicious brown away from that god forsaken country

>>9084020
Yes that shit is gross my whole family eats it and i cant stand the smell and the way it stains your fingernails and every pot and pan it touches.Oh and your shit will be yellow too.

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>>9084020
I thought this was a picture of a rooster

I remember my granny cooked curry one time and i refused to eat it."Its just chicken" she said,"You eat chicken all the time!". But my nose told me different and the color looked like a color no food should be.She ended up making me some ramen and put curry powder in it.I dont know if it was out of spite or if she thought that would convert me but FUCK HER!

>>9094006
She tried to do it like i wouldnt notice and thought i would just gulp it up and after i finished she would just tell me "IT WAS CURRY ALL ALONG!!!!!"

>>9094034
you sound like a headache.

>>9084020
I really like curry for the first few bites. But then...

Indian food should be like barbeque and only cooked outdoors- rather share space with chain smokers.

>>9094219
Agreed, my building doesn't allow smoking but my neighbors rate free leave their doors open a crack and let their shit smells saturate the whole condo. Not to mention they don't beat their kids so all I hear is continual tantrums.

>>9084020

cumskin detected

>>>>9094219
Curry really doesn't smell bad. What is with your u people? Do u even like food?

It smells like any other savory spice.

>>9084063
>I hate curry
>therefore I am a nazi

el oh el

there should be indian only buildings where they can live together and stink up the place and ruin property investments.

>>9094267
You're just nose blind like smokers are. And keep it out of the office microwave.

>>9084020
palate infant

How can I make my Japanese curry have more texture? I've got two entire onions in the pot but since they're carmelized in 30 minutes of simmering the sauce is smooth again

I'm not a huge fan of indian curry, but I really like a good nippon-style curry on occasion.
Call me a weeb, I don't give a fuck.

>>9094342
Fry tofu cubes until crispy and add them in.

>>9084324
I personally find Japanese curry to be too sweet, too bland, and unacceptably mild. The hottest roux I can get from the local asian market is just above what any non-Japanese person would consider to be "mild".

That said, it's strangely addictive, easy to make, and pretty good leftover.

>>9084020
>Does anyone else here think sauce of any kind is fucking disgusting?
The taste, smell and appearance is absolutely revolting.
I sold my condo last year because the smell of my Indian neighbor's cooking was permeating my place.

>Does anyone else here think gravy of any kind is fucking disgusting?
The taste, smell and appearance is absolutely revolting.
I sold my condo last year because the smell of my Indian neighbor's cooking was permeating my place.

>Does anyone else here think stew of any kind is fucking disgusting?
The taste, smell and appearance is absolutely revolting.
I sold my condo last year because the smell of my Indian neighbor's cooking was permeating my place.

I guess you got some replies at least

Good for you

>>9095210
fall on a sharp rock

>>9084509
Kek

>>9084020
Curry fucking sucks. Last time my gf made it I asked to never make it again. I don't like any Indian food, shit sucks.

indian food smells like a used diaper thats been left out in the hot sun

>>9086735
At least nip curry doesn't have fecal matter as a base, also you put so much effort into a post no one cares about.

>>9091786
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE PANJEET'S EXCREMENT SURPRISE THEN YOU HATE FOOD

Well, guess I hate food then!

>>9095172
If it's too mild add some fucking peppers to it, dipshit. How do you think other types of curries become spicy?

>>9096142
Then fuck off back to /pol/ then

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>>9096345
Never gone to /pol/, actually. Swing and a miss, Apu!

>>9084020
>complains about Indian curry
>post pic of entry level curry flavored beef stew Japanese variety

I don't particularly care for Indian curry, or Indian food in general. The cultural predisposition towards wiping their asses with their hands has put me off the cuisine in general, unless I prepare it myself.

East asian 'curry' and Thai curry are pretty good, but I'm only ever in the mood to eat them once a month or so. I love spice but curry feels more like a once-in-a-while comfort food to me.

Traditionally it's onions, carrots and potatoes yeah but Japanese curry is pretty much that weeknight dinner food that you clean out your fridge with. Just about anything can go into it provided it isn't super firm or watery.

I've seen curry made with turnips, mushrooms, okra, sweet potatoes, chestnuts, peas, daikon, etc. I've also seen curry mapodofu where they just make the roux a bit thinner, add in ground pork and eat it with tofu.

Don't be a weeaboo. Japanese people aren't as uptight about 'tradition' as your animes tell you.

>>9096155
Japanese curry is a specific type of curry tailored to suit the taste of the general Japanese populace. That's why it's sweeter and milder. If I fundamentally change those key characteristics then we're talking about something very different.

Of course you can add more spice to it, but my comment was about standard Japanese-style curry without that sort of addition.

>>9096728
Not all Japanese curry is the same, that's like saying there's only one way to eat a pizza. There are plenty of spicier and more flavor-rich curries depending on where you go. If a restaurant makes the roux in house, it'll likely be 100x better, too.

>>9096739
True, and I should have clarified that I was referring to the pre-packaged roux blocks that you buy at convenience stores and grocery stores. I'm sure that there are spicier and more complex Japanese curries out there. But based on the various restaurant curries I had while I was there ( and the different pre-packaged roux I brought back), I've yet to find them.

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>>9096142
Lol

>>9096762
But even the boxed curry you get at the grocery store is pretty varied. Plus those curry blocks are simply an ingredient and nobody actually follows the back of the box except for the first time they make it