>"Anon, it says here that you consider a hot dog to be

>>9078617
Meat in bread.

It's a fucking sandwich.

Everyone knows that hot dogs are the white man's tacos.

I don't. I don't know how that got on there.

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>>9078756
>"Anon, your entire resume is an incoherent mess. Why should I even consider hiring you over Chad Bradson?"

>>9078785
Wait, who are you?

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>>9078811
>"What? You can't even remember my name? Alright, I think we're done here. Security!"

>>9078823
Wait, wait. Yes. The hotdog is a sandwich.

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>>9078845
>"Is this man serious? Guards, see to it he finds his way out."

>>9078785
Chad here, hotdogs are definitely sandwiches, bread, meat, mayonnaise it's all there, my man

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>>9078845
>"Sir, please step this way."

>>9078878
I-I-I block you with COUNTERSPELL!

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>>9078889
>"Sir, just calm down and come with me."

>>9078905
O-okay.

>>9078905
>>9078878
literally a hot dog security guard

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>>9078851
Ey yo whitey i herd u lokin for sum hard hittn niggaz, i dont got a re zoo may but ull hit me up ay B?

>>9078617
Its a (((HotDog))) it can't be a sandwich.

>>9078905
AM I BEING DETAINED?!

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>>9078910
>"There we go. Do you remember where you parked?"

Expound, not expand. Common mistake by people say also say I could care less.

>>9078923
My mother will be here in 15 minutes, shithead.

>>9078923
Do you, uhh, have to be so close to my face?

A sandwich is constructed of two separate pieces of bread, since the bun is one whole, the hotdog does not constitute a sandwich.

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>>9078928
>"Sir, there's no need for belligerence. I'm just doing my job."

>>9078930
>"Sir, I'm afraid it's necessary to make sure there's no funny business. I appreciate your cooperation."

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>>9078936

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>>9078925
Umm, no, sweetie. "Expand upon" is a perfectly acceptable turn of phrase.

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>>9078945
Not a sandwich

>>9078950
how so?

>>9078952
>A sandwich is constructed of two separate pieces of bread

>>9078944
Okay, but can you let go of my hand?

>>9078954
didn't know you invented the sandwich, bucko? a sandwich does not require two pieces of bread. it requires ingredients. i could put peanut butter and jelly on my hands and it would technically be a sandwich.

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>>9078962
>"Sorry, sir, but until your ride gets here, I'm required to maintain physical contact. Company policy."

>>9078972
take your hand out of my pocket please.

>>9078971
yeah good luck with that

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>>9078977
>"Sir, my hand is not in your pocket. Are you feeling okay? Do you need a cup of water or something?"

>>9078981
I-i think my ride is here.

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>>9078984
>"Anoooon! Hey! So how'd it go? Is my little man finally going to get himself a job?"

Fried chicken is a sandwich.

>>9079002
Please, just drive.

>>9078947
Common vernacular aka slang isn't the standard

>>9079002
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i hate you

>>9079002
>mom! stop! you're embarrassing me, gosh!

>>9079023

*yet

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>>9079013
>"O-okay, sweetie, we don't have to talk about it if you don't want to. Say, why don't we stop for lunch at Burger King! I hear they have hot dogs now!"

>>9079031
Kek

>>9079031
I couldn't possibly eat a whole sandwich right now...

>>9079045
a sandwich, you say?

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>>9079023
>I literally cannot accept the fact that people sometimes use slang instead of "standard" English vernacular.

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>>9079045
>"That's okay, sweetie. You know, whether you got the job or not, I'm still proud of you for putting yourself out there instead of loafing around the house all day."

>>9078617
A footlong hot dog is a sandwich.

>>9079072
Umm, mom watch the road...

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>>9079082

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>>9079072
>>9079082
>"Ma'am, do you know how fast you were driving there?"

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>>9079100
>"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! I was just talking with my son after he finally got a job interview, and, I, uh..."

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>>9079110
>"Alright, alright, calm down. I'm going to let you off with a warning this time. Don't let it happen again, now!"

What the fuck is this thread?

>>9079120
My mom has cocaine in her perse

>>9079126
Perfection.

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>>9078914

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>>9079129
>"What? Ma'am, is this true?"

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>>9078936
so submarine sandwiches aren't sandwiches?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HKY3mfLE2A

>>9078954
What if you cut the piece of bread in half?

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>>9079129
>>9079141
>"Ohmygosh, officer, no! My little anon here just has an overactive imagination! He just hasn't been himself since his father died..."

>>9079154
is this the part where mommy gets BLACKED by the cop and security guard?

>>9079157
That wasn't planned.

But it is now.

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>>9079154
>What happened to his father? Ma'am?

>>9079165
I just hope she doesn't eat his dick like a hotdog, a footlong this early in the afternoon...?

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>>9079166
>"I-I can't talk about it. It hurts to even think about what happened. Please, if there's nothing else, just let us be on our way..."

>>9079144
Is a potart a wrap?

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>>9079191
>"Alright, alright, carry on, then. Take care, now."

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>>9079171
There's always room for jello.

What a cringe thread.

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>>9079194
It's a pocket pie, a subset of the sealed sandwich. How many times do we have to go over this day 1 shit?

>>9078623
How about pigs in a blanket? Is that a sandwich? What about if you made a scotch egg type thing but with bread instead of breading, is that a sandwich?

>>9079204
Yes. And yes. One day you shall break your chains and crawl out of the cave too.

>>9079031
>>9079045
>>9079048
>this thread