Welcome to the /ck/ challenge: Monthly edition: June Thread 2!

>>9074695
I'm not sure why but this thread made me cry.
I like you OP

>>9074800
You can't drown all of your sorrows in this contest.
>just most of them

Has anyone on cook ever raped someone who was cooking food? I mean you can grab a big knife and threaten them with that, or push their face into a pan of hot oil while you sodomise them from behind.

Tell us your stories.

I personally have not but now that I'm thinking about it my dicks getting hard which is bad because I'm having a poo and now my dicks touching the bowl

>>9075163
Uh, might want to make your own thread for that particular question.
We're peaceful people here.

>>9075163
What were they going to do with that oil though? Where do berries in a savory context come into play? You answered all the wrong questions.

>>9075341
They were going to fry something idiot what the fuck do you think. They were the one to fry though now they're dead with a dick up their ass

I don't give a shit about savory berries faggot I'll berry my dick in your moms asshole if you know what I'm saying then slit her theist while I spunk in your dads face he's a fucking faggot too get the fuck outta here

Hopefully we can get some more entries.
Three days left.

>>9075563
Oh you'll get some "entries" alright, if you know what I'm saying ;)

>>9075563
plz no pairing food with N/A drinks.
That's fucking retarded.
Eat a dick, I love you, fuck off.

>>9076127
I think we should do fire/barbecque. It is July, after all.

>>9076128

No.

Some people don't live in the middle of nowhere, and also are too autistic to go to a park or whatever and take pictures of food.

>>9076181
use candles

>>9076276

Oh yeah. Forgot that I won the fire round last year.

>>9076127
Not the guy who suggested that, but I think you're reading more into it than Anon suggested. All that was said was, IIRC, 'drinks other than beer/wine' which, as far as I'm concerned, includes cocktails.

Personally, I don't think it's too bad an idea, even if I don't much care for it.

>>9076128
Though I have both a smoker and a barbecue in my back garden, many of /ck/ don't have access to something like that for whatever reason (apartment living likely being most common) and I personally wouldn't want someone to buy one just to participate.

What about rice dishes? Surely, everyone can make a rice dish. Pilaf/plov, risotto, paella, chaofan, rice pudding, those American rice bakes I see on TV from time to time etc.
I think that'd be a good theme and everyone here being at least 20% weeb, we've all got rice in the pantry.

>>9076127
An ice-cold Coca Cola goes well with everything! I think I'll enjoy one now!

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>>9074695
McChicken thread?

Pump

>>9075396
What were they going to fry tho? Y'know, before you rudely start ejaculating everywhere

>>9077140
>>9077781
dead thread lmao
KYS sweetie pie.

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>>9078076
But we gotta keep the thread bumped until polling day :(

>>9078090
Don't worry, it will be bumped till the bitter end.

Still, 10 entries so far isn't bad.

>>9076127
I didn't say the drinks need to be non-alcoholic just that they shouldn't be things you can buy from the store. So mixed drinks, cocktails, home-made kombucha or even homebrewed beer if acceptable. The idea is to actually make a drink and a meal that compliments the drink rather than make a steak and buy a red.

>>9078449
I tried making home-made wine once.
It was fucking vile.
>still drank it

>>9078717
Pretty easy to make a decent one senpai if you sanitize everything and use a wine yeast. Not vintage quality but a drinkable, average, day to day wine.

>>9078717
>>9078906
I wouldn't ever fuck with homemade wine. I think the point of homemade stuff is to either make food cheaper and of similar quality or better and similarly priced to what you can purchase. Or to make something you can't purchase at all. Stuff like bread and beer fits the bill well. I just don't see what's to be gained by making wine.

>>9077950
>>9077950
They were gonna fry a bunch of dead niggers and faggots. Fucking aids infested FAGGOTS and smelly shit skinned NIGGERS

Better not be any of them on my cooking board I'm literallly retching right now thinking of what subhuman filth they are

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Here's my Blueberry Steak Pizza. The marinara sauce consists of tomato sauce, tomato paste, pureed blueberries, sugar, salt, garlic powder, basil, and oregono. The dough was made from flour, salt, yeast, sugar, water, and olive oil. The pizza is topped with blueberry marinated steak, parmesan cheese, and mozzarella cheese. The steak was marinated with olive oil, teriyaki sauce, Worcestershire sauce, A1 steak sauce, pureed blueberries, and sugar. It was a little weird but tasted good overall.

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>>9079175

>>9079175
Literally the worst submission I've ever seen. Holy shit please don't post again

>>9079175
>>9079178
I forgot to say the crust was buttered.

>>9079222
Cool. See you next month! :D

>>9079175
>>9079178
Very nice.
11th entry nice!

I know the competition is over and I've entered my/our entries, but I was just wondering what kind of build I should use for NG++.
Sorcery? Faith/Dex?
Pyro is OP in PVE. Ate invaders' faces with it too.
Inspirational music to judge:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ft0cwxjBKE&t=3920s

>>9079430
Post a pictur of ur mother I need to rape something

>>9079090
You probably did a good thing then by abruptly penetrating them then from behind. You're not as bad of a person as it seemed. You must have saved at least one nigger and one faggot. Or one nigger-faggot. Keep up your fight for the left!

What are you submitting (besides bitches) for the contest? Or just trying to bump it?

>>9079175
Noice. Sounds tasty.

>>9079740
The niggers and faggits were already dead retard. You don't buy live food for yourself do you shithead?

>>9078933
Well, I pick my own blueberries for $9.00/gallon and can make 5 gallons of wine with 2.5 gallons of blueberries, 11 lbs sugar for $5.00, yeast for $4.00 and a little acid blend, yeast nutrient, and pectic enzyme ($2.00). So $34.00 gets me 5 gallons (19L) of a wine that tastes like an average Merlot. Pretty inexpensive.

>>9078906
You just described everything I didn't do.

>>9074695
>Berries In A Savory Context
>challange
lol /ck/ hasn't changed a bit, I see

>>9081447
You should've seen the first thread.
Some people (not the entries, they were/are bomb) couldn't seem to wrap their heads around the concept.

>>9081447
When's your entry coming then? Tomorrow is the last day, better hurry.
And don't forget the fucking timestamp and identifier.

Bumping for a thumping

Another bump.
It's a compulsion.
I can't stop.
>I won't stop.

>>9082860
Were you able to get a new source of hooch since the one within walking distance closed or are you 4channing sober? If the latter, that would be a true hell on earth I don't even want to contemplate.

>>9082899
Stone fucking sober.
It sucks.

A challenge thread without Borneo is destined to fail.

>>9082904
You have my sympathies. I tried it a while back when I took a couple of weeks off from drinking and I just couldn't get into it. Really wasn't the same. I thought it was just me, but maybe not ;)

>>9082917
Last month went swimmingly.

>>9082977
Well, they've been whinging at me to quit for years now due to medical reasons, and this is just the situation that lines up with that.
Also:
>BUMP

I'm tired

>>9083687
Aren't we all?
Also:

>LAST DAY FOR ENTRIES!
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Any more entries out there?

Come on folks, not long left.
Voting starts tomorrow, don't be left out.
>I feel like a carnival barker

Captcha: Drakeswood Veterans
Yes, I think we all owe our current freedoms to those that gave their all at that crucial battle in WWII.

>>9085323
How long do we have?

>>9085777
Tomorrow is the beginning of voting, so today is the last day.
>checked

>>9085926
Yep, not much longer left.

>>9086336
Not much longer at all.

>>9086651
How long do we have now?

>>9086738
Slightly less than last time you asked.

>>9086738
>>9086749
Now even less time!
How will you cope with the pressure?

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>>9087042
>How will you cope with the pressure?
I'm at work so this is the best I could come up with.

>>9087075
What is it?

>>9087127
Clam chowder with an avocado.

I'm assuming that I will come in first or second place since there are only two contestants in this thread it seems.
How do I claim my prize?

>>9087131
Alright, twelfth entry by Anonymous.
Thanks m80.

>>9087161
np, boss.

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>>9087161
Holy shit will you take anything as an entry???

If so here is mine. Dog food with the most disgusting strawberries I could find.
I threw the berries out before giving it to my dog

>>9087188
Hey, I just record the entries.
It's up to others to vote.
However your "entry" is not people food, so eat a dick.

>>9087161
Fuck, I just remembered that I already submitted an entry.
DISREGARD >>9087075 I SUCK COCKS

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Bumping with O(ld)C from ... 6? years ago.
Remember?

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muhmember?

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>>9087591
Is that what I fucking think it is

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I'm not really sure what this picture is showing.

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>>9087594
purdy much

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I miss my old studio apartment.
Nostalgia.

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OMG so fucking fat look at that fat fat fuck fucking fat thumb! FAT!!!!!!
There, beat ya to it.
Feel free to join in though; I am fat. (~20lbs)

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>>9087616
You fucking fat cunt peace of shit cunt nigger FUCK! I hate you You are so fat fuckkk YOU! YOU! NIGGEWR FAGGOT I hate you. becuz YOU ARE lazy fat FAT FAT FAT!!!

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>>9087616
>>9087623
I don't understand all the hate in this thread that I'm giving to myself.
If I don't want to see pictures of me then I should just hide my posts.
Not sure what my problem is...

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Just bumpin for my nigga NUMB
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NUMBER
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NUMBAZ
It's colloquial hood for "numbers", if you aren't from the streets.

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"numbers"
lol
that's a funny sounding word.
numb-uhrs
namb-errz

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and really, if you ARE from the streets,
can you do us a favor?

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can you get the fuck out of the way when you see a truck or a bike coming through the alley?
I understand that you think it's very clever to yell at me "you should wear a helmet, sir".
I also understand that you are a drunk injun, and it's not your fault because smallpox blankets hundreds of years ago, etc.
Could you just I dunno, maybe NOT act like you own the alley?
DING DING! Get the fuck out of my way?
On my way to my JOB where I WORK to get a PAYCHECK.
Also, you white cunts have no smallpox to cry about so ... oh god, could you please just.. go somewhere else? You are sooooooooo fucking annoying.
K. Done.
Fucking degenerates.

Wow.
That was very theraPutinisgod. Theraputinistic?
I feel better now.

Bump

Voting thread when?

>>9087705
It's right over here >>9087777 folks!
Also, check my repeating numbaz.

>>9087828
>check my repeating numbaz
Well done!

But I'm still upset about the garbage in the alleyways.

sage because this month's challenge doesn't deserve to live.

>>9089784
Shit, I'll sage with you as this thread is completely obsolete.

Bumping from page 10 because fuck you