newfag to /ck/ here i was wondering if anybody had some good

>>9074009
Read the stick-

Ramen, with egg.

>>9074009
Recipes on /ck/ involve Nyquil, Adderal, a bottle of whiskey or chilies that beat military grade pepperspray on the scoville scale...

Try searing a steak with a side and of roasted veggies. Simple enough and satisfying.

>>9074093
whaat the heck?

>>9074009
swallow a whole stick of butter in one go

Put your hand in a blender and give it a whirl.

>>9074130
here you go, you might enjoy some home made sausages m8
>>9062610

>>9074143
what in the world?

>>9074009
take the number 9 bus to the nearest McDonald's restaurant.
order a McChicken (the best fast food sandwich)
Wa La

File: 1492189404038.jpg (11KB, 184x184px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 184x184px

Need to whip up a dessert in a hurry? Grab a box of Oreos and dump it on the floor and eat it of the floor like an animal you piece of shit.

>>9074660
how can i eat Oreos of the floor?

File: 3.jpg (25KB, 852x480px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 852x480px

>>9074699
Cook your cat.

File: food.webm (2MB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x320px

>>9074009

>>9074627
Where the hell do you think you are?

File: flooreos.jpg (3MB, 3872x2592px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3872x2592px

>>9074699
eat it up, bitch.

>>9074133
Someone please post the gag inducing .gif of the girl doing that.

>>9074009
There hasn't been any cooking on this board in a long time.

File: 1493254654048.png (94KB, 192x187px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 192x187px

>>9074740
why not? I thought this was for people who enjoy the culinary arts?

>>9074746
Because we're on 4chan and we can't have nice things.

>>9074750
If you're looking for nice things then 4chan is not your corner of the internet.

>>9074740
What about the /ck/ challenge? Or do you really not want to have nice things?

>>9074009
No more meme answers, here's an actual recipe:
>you need a bun (preferably hawaiian bread for extra taste)
>bologna
>pepper jack cheese
>3 jalapenos
>1 olive (garlic stuffed for added flavor)
>a tooth pick
Step 1: make a sandwich
Step 2: fuck off newfag

>>9074763
come on now but that does sound good. Hawaiian bread is so good

>>9074009
Allways order well done

>>9074995
thanks what if i already do?

>>9074093
This is the most accurate thing I've ever read, except you forgot the McChicken

File: 1463761618031.jpg (75KB, 563x600px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 563x600px

>>9074009
One part bleach plus one part ammonia. Mix well in a confined space and inhale deeply. Serve cold.

File: goat.jpg (152KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 800x600px

My favorite food in the world. Dump a whole bottle of ketchup on a hotdog. MMMMMMMMMMMM

>>9076278
i did this once
it was good

>>9074009
pig ears soup

>>9077856
THUG LIFE

>>9074009
Take a gun and put some bullets in it, bone apple teeth

>>9074044
>>9074129
Literally two real answers in the entire

>>9077874
I'll add mine
>>9074009
Use google retard

>>9074009
ill bite and give you a serious answer. i dont know how long you've been lurking 4chan for but you used to see a lot of vertical infographic recipes on /b/ and /ck/, you can find a lot of them here:

ck.booru.org

works just like any booru, most are tagged pretty well with ingredients so if you know you want lamb, just search lamb and every recipe with lamb will come up. alternatively, you can just press posts and browse all of them

>>9077973
I actually appreciate that. I'm just a new boy to /ck/ and wanted to see what's going on here and if i could pull some recipes to eat

>>9077973
The problem is that 99% of the recipes on the booru are awful.

Anon is far better off going to a source that has been vetted instead of being created and compiled by retards who can't cook.

A cookbook is a much better idea.

>>9077992

This guy is right
>>9078005
There are plenty of awful ones, but there are some good ones too. Take from it what you will, don't automatically think it's going to be good because someone made it into a picture.
I can tell you first hand the sweet potato curry one is delicious though, and it's easy as hell to make.