>go to restaurant >see business man sit down and order

>>9072680
it's Barq's you fucking loser

>>9072680
Barq's is the best of the shit root beers

>>9072680
There's nothing at all wrong with that. Barq's is GOAT.

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>>9072680
>hurhur it looks like it says bangs rootbeer because I never learned cursive because I'm a fucking idiot

>Bang's

bretty gud, op. bretty gud.

maybe he's an alcoholic

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>>9072700
>>9072686
Both this and that just the same

>>9072680
> A restaurant that serves prime rib and canned root beer

Nothing about this story is plausible. OP is just a shitposter who wanted to start a thread calling Barq's Bangs.

>>9072680
>bang's
>label clearly says barq's
you are american aren't you?

>>9072686
>>9072718
>newfags

>>9073342
>European
I won't insult you, low intelligence is expected of you.

>>9072718
>>9072686

HOly fuck please browse /ck/ as compulsively as I do so you can stay in the loop on garbage in-jokes

>>9072689
barq's, a&w, and what is the other one?

>>9074680
maybe the problem isn't the multitude of people who didn't see that you were trying to make a joke,

the problem is that you made a bad joke

how old are you, friend?

>>9074721

>admitted to seeing a thread about Bang's root beer a couple days ago
>all of a sudden I am the creator of the joke

YOu are really triggering my PTSD right now

>Bangs

lel

>>9074712

mug

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>>9074712
>Dad's

I thought Blarg's Root Beer was only sold in southern Florida?

>>9072680
He does it because Barq's has Bite™, Johhny!

>>9074970
whaddya mean barq's has bite??

>>9075076
Ouch, ouch

>>9074970
Bangs has bite

>>9074712
Barqs, A&W on tap, and Spreckers are the toppest of root beers.

>>9074882
>dad's has bite

>>9073090
Nigger, bars serve prime rib. It's not some kind of super-rare God-meat.

>>9074893
I'd drink that.

>>9074882
Man, I haven't had a can of Dad's root beer in forever. I should see if I can find it anywhere near me still.

>>9075595
Albertsons has it occasionally.

>>9074893
Na I'm in NYC and I grew up drinking that around here

>>9075400
Virgil's Root Beer >

>>9074882

just found the nearest store to me

http://www.dadsrootbeer.com/dads/dads.nsf/vwcontent/Stores

>>9074882
>muh Dad's

>>9075473
For $75? That's gotta be more of a roast than a steak.

>>9072680
Barqs is goat you dum cunt.

i bet you get mad af when iwash down the 35$ mid rare ribeye steak i cooked with real sugar bepis

>>9074882
That says Dad;s you fuckwit

>>9072680
>Bang's™ Root Beer

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>>9075825
Sure thing, pal

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Holy shit, I wish I could still find Hires in Canada, hands down best root beer.
Do they even make this shit anymore?

>>9075898
I haven't seen Hires since the 90s, holy shit

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King coming through

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GOAT coming through

>>9075938
Never heard of II3C Root Beer. Is that a European thing?

>>9076867
IBC is a Western America thing.

>>9075938
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
We will forever be niggas for true.

>>9075898
at the liquor store in toronto they sell alcoholic hires root beer

it's alright

>>9075977
True that my grandma gave me a bottle that she said shes had for over 10 years. I dont think I want to open it though like wtf who keeps that shit for that long.

I CARE ABOUT HOW OTHER PEOPLE EAT THEIR FOOD BECAUSE IM A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WITH NOTHING GOING ON IN MY LIFE

>>9077007
people like you will be the first to die when society falls.

You probably support transgender rights and the destruction of Confederate monuments too, don't you?

>>9076997
It's probably a disgusting malt beverage like those shitty Jack and Cola in a cans

bangs root beer

>>9077452
it's actually a vodka beverage, surprisingly

>>9072680
>Bang's
literally lold

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>>9077452
did someone say ja/ck/?

>>9078027
Wtf, I love Canada now
>>9078032
Go away fat man

>>9078033
our alcohol is too expensive compared to the us, unless you go to quebec. not sure about europe as ive never been, but everywhere else in leafland its crazy. 24 beers costs you like 40 bucks if you get halfway drinkable beers.

bangs rootbeer

>>9075898
Nostalgia out the fuckin ass

>>9075649
This guy knows what's up

Dear lord their cream soda too, heavenly.

>>9075649
good to see someone here who knows what the fuck they're talking about

>>9072680
>>9072680
>Bang's
Holy shit. OP this may be the greatest troll I've seen on 4chan in quite some time. Bravo! Bravo!