So I have an ear infection that makes my pillow smell exactly

>>9071750
do it
report back
take pics

This has potential to be the best thread /ck/ has ever seen

>>9071750
Do it, you'll be the first to make head cheese that is actually cheese that comes from a head instead of just head meat in gelatin.

>>9071750
Do it you fucking bastard. Get some agar dishes and culture your awful ear gunk as well.

>>9071750
you're not actually suppose to use q-tips for your ears...

>>9071797
Fuck off, this is an adventure

>>9071797
We already put seat belts in cars
We already stopped using asbestos as building insulation.
We already put filters in cigarettes.
We already stopped using CFCs so the ozone won't get fucked up.
We're well on our way to eliminating gasoline powered cars.

Can we please just have this one thing to give an element of danger to our lives?

>>9071798
>>9071804
ok you have my blessing

I just advise for the future, don't use q-tips unless you want wax to be painfully removed from your ear by a doctor

How the fuck does an ear infection affect your sense of smell?

>>9071807
I don't use q-tips and when I went to a doctor that specifically observes airways she pulled out an absolutely gigantic chunk of earwax from my ear.

>>9071827
You might just have weird ears?

I think earwax is suppose to naturally leak from normal ear canals

>>9071825
Your sinuses are all connected, including in your ears and nose.

>>9071834
I get little spheres of it that drop down into the outer part of my ear canal from time to time.

>>9071841
Yup. I have some weird genetic defect that makes it so I get the hiccups if I touch my ears too much. I know it's genetic because my dad is the same way, but strangely neither of my brothers are.

Point is your ears, nose, and throat are all very much connected.

>>9071750
OP you should listen to >>9071796

Generate some cultures, and make some cheese with them. You may one day be credited with the creation of a whole new type of cheese, or you may wind up with a complete failure on your hands. Either way it'll be one hell of an adventure, and the folks here would be happy to guide you.

>>9071827
The thing is that when the occasional chunk falls out, there's a characteristic black stuff that grows like the blue in streaks of cheese. The only weird thing is ive tried to kill it with peroxide for days and so has my doctor with strict amox regimen. My hearing is on the upswing so I think its dying, so I might as well get a sample myself before its gone.

>>9071853
Yeah, you'd need to prepare a culture if you wanted to actually have a chance of making the cheese. Just one sample from the ear will not be enough to complete a wheel of cheese.

>>9071854
Start culturing that shit.

/ck/ - earcheese general

>>9071864
Got guides to collecting colonies and separation out of virulent hitch hikers?

>>9071876
http://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Bacteria-in-a-Petri-Dish
Have fun!

>>9071792
>head cheese

Hearty kek

>>9071902
Havarti kek

bump for interest

>>9071797
nigger I do that all the time
it's just there so retards don't go jamming the thing in and piercing their eardrum

>>9071852
Probably not genetic, but sexually transmitted then.

>>9071750
>how to die of botulism