You guys some pussies discussing food and cooking and shit, Dom alpha male here telling you to grow some balls and leave the pans and saucers to the women instead of jacking it religiously to your fucking spices and curries and guides to getting rid of kitchen pests like the sissies you all are, don't forget to BUMP this fucking thread so I can chew all of you and spit you all back out. Bring it
>>9067843
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>9067849
Suck my pastrami, you cucklord
>>9067843
I just bought my new apron, its will be delivered to me since i had it tailor made, with special fabric and its very colorful
No real man goes around without her apron hihi
Cooking isnt girly at all, it takes a lot of skill and stamina, especially when you have to clean everything up.
Cupcakes make the most mess when i bake them
>>9067916
Bet you're a virgin ma'am
>>9067843
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>9067933
Fat fuck, I'll fuck your 500 pound Euro wife and seven daughters
my wifes son does not need to read this.
>>9067843
I love this guy, but he needs his suits tailored, he always looks like he's wearing his dad's clothes.
>>9068249
that's exactly what he's going for though. he has said many times that he doesn't just like suits, he likes 70s suits
I think that oversized style is pretty /fa/
>>9068287
It's not, it's as bad as the overly form-fitting modern styles but in the other direction
>>9068287
Over size suits aren't /fa/ if you're a fucking manlet. It just looks like you're wearing a suit you haven't grown into yet.
>>9067843
>You guys some pussies discussing food and cooking and shit
>That sentence structure
For the sake of everyone around you go back to school.
>>9068412
Suck my dick cookfag, I have I a bachelor's degree in curb stomping your fucking sissy face
isn't being manly all about doing what you want, regardless of what others think?
>>9068287
Reviewbrah takes inspo from David Bryne.
>>9069542
Kek, that pic looks like the guy with the shrunken head in Beatlejuice.
>>9068287
Damn, reviewbrah is lookin good here.
>>9069474
Yeah, if it's fucking lifting weights and fucking bitchs it is, not putting a half cup of sugar in a fucking bowl to make your Dom gay fuckbuddy a cake
>>9067843
Nothing beta about coming home and cooking a good meal after worshiping at the Temple of Iron. You don't sound very alpha at all.
Take the glorious pill, my friend. You wont regret it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytTfNwAu8vM
he's like if Pictionary could rape an oil change.
>>9070576
You don't understand anon. How can you fuck bitches if you're a fat fuck because the only thing you ingest is corn syrup and grease and your pockets are empty because you're spending 5 times more on food like a cuck. Meanwhile you could be fit, have money, not be a pawn, and impress women with a skill while eating good ass food.