Hey /ck/ do any of you know what this thing is? I found it in

>>9063611
It's a de-nutter. It activates your almonds.

Also idk why the picture rotated when I posted it, but it's laying flat on the table here

>>9063611
nutcracker, i have one pretty similar to it

sage

>>9063614
Finally! A way to activate my nuts!

Possibly removes the seed from olives or dates.

Do you live some place near olive or date trees?

>>9063611
It's a nutcracker. The first sign that your girlfriend is cheating on you.

Dump her.

>>9063684
no
>>9063690
SHIT

We always called it a pecan cracker cause it's all we used it for. Put nut in, use lever, rotate stopper if it's off.

>>9063627
>sage

what did he mean by this?

>>9063611
Sorry OP, but yep, it's a genuine nut cracker. You're clearly being cucked.

>>9063798
>Being this new

>>9063821
>actually believing that I'm new and didn't know well and truly what the answer is to the question I was asking

>>9063825
Same?

it's a crush-style castrater

>>9063611
Looks like the thing I use to crush my VB cans

>>9064007
I would say this. As the space is too big for most nuts. Its so that cans dont take as much place in the bin.

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>OPs girlfriend will never put your testicle in that and apply pressure until you cry

>>9063611
you don't have a gf, or a friend. the first thing you would have done if you did have one of those things is ask them what it was.

>>9063611
Can smasher.

You smash your aluminum cans so more of them fit in a trash bag when you take them down to the scrapyard to collect money.

That's a knife switch. Don't pull it or you'll activate the electric fence that keeps the zombies at bay (ravenholdm reference)

>>9064226
>literally citing your reference
Are you 11?

>>9064634
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're just pretending to be retarded.

>>9063611
Looks like some sort of egg cracking device

>>9063825
only pretending, etc.

>>9065234
don't tell jack
i like watching him punch eggs

>>9063611
Its something only lazy americans use

>>9064032
More like she'll never jam your ball in there and just straight up do the hardest clamp down ever until it just fuckin explodes am I right?!?!!

>>9063611
It's a bottle opener - uses gravity to get the tops off. Doesn't work on wine though.

>>9063611
Depends. Is it attached to a wall? Can crusher, I have one too.

Is the picture sideways and it's actually laying flat instead of on the wall? Nut cracker.

>>9063825
>Hurr Durr you know what would be funny?
>If I pretended to be new
>Gotem.jpeg
Just faggot

>>9064226
Go back to whatever autistic side of Tumblr you came from, faggot

>>9065270
>not cracking your nuts with your bare fist