I've got my buddy here, we're going to make a meal

>>9062215
You going to put a chicken in a toaster?

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https://youtu.be/lERfOLCZvNo

With this thing. So far so good

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Living on the edge here

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This thing doesn't feel very safe.

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Let's see how this goes

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slow progress

>>9062227
I love these shitty infomercials.

>>9062277
>>9062252
>>9062238
>>9062227
your thread sucks and so do you

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I did it guys!

inb4 6 hours goes by and then op comes back from the emergency room

>>9062294
Wow. I know its bait, but come on, the legs and wings are the easiest with just a knife.

>>9062306
Lmao

For OP, because he'll probably be posting in it later.

>>9048516

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>>9062227
>watching the cutting comparison with the knife
>mfw

>>9062227
the chopping noise is making my asmr tingle.

>>9062227
oh my god just learn some fucking knife skills you herpes infested slack jawed inbreeds

>>9062299
Nah the CLEVER CUTTER® has a LOCKING SAFETY HINGE™ so even idiots like op can't cut themselves

>>9062287
I'm just working with what I'm given
>>9062325
>>9062306
You're right. This wing isn't working for the clever cutter so I'm going to have to break out my meme knife for this job

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>>9062341
>Stays sharp forever
>oval holes to reduce friction
>made of copper and steel
literally the best ever

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>>9062352

>>9062227
>cuts up to 10 times faster than ordinary cutters
They should've found Marie. Then they could've claimed 20 times faster.

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The breastbone is putting up a fight

Where did you buy these shitty cutters at? we have a store called Rosse's that sells shit like that.

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Finally got it.

>>9062415
I got them at a discount store
>> I am putting the chicken and potatoes together in a bowl with bouillon.

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>>9062475
Forgot Pic

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On to vegetables. I'm using a new cutting board so I don't have to clean the larger one yet. Saving the backbone for stock later.

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I think Clever Cutter is getting dull.

>>9062227
Are you differently abled, OP?

>>9062352
>Copper knife
Excellent reasoning

>>9062517
I am Clever Cutterly-abled

Now let's mince some onions

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It's working but it feels really dangerous. Theme of the night I guess. Nobody should ever use this.

>>9062550
Jesus Christ, I am never chopping onions with anything other than a sharp ass knife again.

>>9062550
This is worse than Marie's Italian tomato sauce.

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sautéing veggies

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Fresh Cilantro

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A small can of tomato sauce, cooked on medium for half an hour

Okay I'm actually worried for your safety, sorry for ever daring you to buy that piece of Satan.

>>9062783
Don't worry, it's almost done. I only almost cut myself twice.

The chicken would have been a lot easier to cut up if you had dried it off with paper towels first, noob.

>>9062812

Fuck you, he's a Clever Cutter now

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lil cez bestmosteverpizza

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Finally done. Thanks for joining me on the wild ride

>>9062850
Report back on how it tastes.

>>9062215
I actually feel sorry that you have to deal with that.
Unless you're drunk in which case have a good time.

>>9062515
Jesus OP, how long has it been out of the package? 15 minutes?

>>9062215
That's not a McChicken™©, the best fast food sandwich.