Help me! I can't eat anything other than pizza. I need

Pineapple and cum

Goddamn. Why are you retarded children not bored of ALL pizza yet? You've been eating it your whole goddamn lives. It's so fucking boring

>>9056045
Dough
Cheese
Sauce

If you're bored of that, try experimenting with the order of the layers!

He eatz pizza with a fork. He eatz pizza with a fork. It's really clazzy.

>>9056087
I know someone who makes pizza for three hours. I imagine he is trying to decide the order of the ingredients during that time.

>>9056045
garlic and olive oil instead of sauce, basil/pepper/romano or parmesan on crust before toppings, mozzarella, ricotta, breaded and fried eggplant

white sauce, mozzarella, romano or parmesan, onion and mushroom, feta

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>>9056070
pizza is nice
pizza is always there for you
pizza is love
pizza is life~

>>9056138
you are a shit

>>9056070
because I am in love with tomato and basil

>>9056138
>mary sue and big titted fanservice
When did anime start catering to literal retards?

>>9056151
I know a pizza afishyonado who says that tomato on pizza is redundant.

>>9056070

It's bread, cheese, tomato and meat. That is what every asshole brough to a picnic since the beginning of modern life, dipshit. Might as well say, "why aren't you tired of life yet?"

>>9056154
Sometime after golden boy

>>9056158
must be one of those cheese fetishists which is also acceptable

>>9056162
Being tired of life makes me better than you. You think I'm joking, but I'm not.

>>9056172
fuck off, retard

>>9056180
You are stupid. You have to live with that fact.

>>9056172

as long as you feel "better" I'm happy for you. You sound like a narcissist who is sundowning in life. Feel better, bro.

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>>9056190
>i'm miserable for no reason i'm so much better than you
>literally can't even enjoy pizza without being a nihlist shithead
I hope you feel better soon!

>>9056192
>>9056199
>dumb children
Your posts are below the dignity of criticism.

>>9056045

Depends OP, what kind of pizza are you looking for?

Thick crust? Thin crust? Thin middle? Crunchy middle? Pizza is different all over the world.

Gooey middle and decent crust: Neopolitan style pizza

Thick crust and sturdy middle: NY Pizza

Thick square pizza: Roman Pizza

>>9056070
it tastes good and the possibilities are endless~

>>9056091
it only takes me about an hour and a half at most from start to finish and the first hour is just waiting for the dough to rise. i can't imagine what he's doing for three hours to make a pizza

I used to make pizza for a grocery store. It's p. funny except for the brainless mutant customers interrupting me constantly.

>>9056346
>can't actually criticize pizza
>better say they aren't worth responding to

Lmao stay mad

>>9056352
>Crunchy middle
what