>"Yo let me get a foot long tuna sandwich, nothing else

>>9054906
You listen here, kid. My father owns 14 Subways and eats 88 subs a year. Don't talk shit.

Subway, like all fast food, exists primarily for convenience. Now if some NEET with no responsibilities is going to Subway just because he wants a tuna sandwich, that would be weird.

1. Why eat at Subway
2. Why order a tuna salad that comes in a fucking plastic tub

>>9054912
I bet your dad is a shit. My brother married into "fast food royalty " as we call it, and yeah, they may have money, but they are white trash fucking hillbillies. There's no excuse for that.

>>9054912
Does he see kyle?

>go to subway
>order tuna
>bleu cheese
>onions, red chili peppers, banana peppers
>ask for that shit to be double toasted
>whole restaurant reeks of burnt tuna and peppers
>say you forgot your wallet and you'll be right back
>never come back

>>9054954
Your brother sounds like a fat fuck who eats all the Sonic hotdogs.

>>9054906
Even subways shitty bread is better than the preservative filled junk you find in most grocery stores