>leave work >realize I'm out of honey and the farmer's

Faggots on /ck/ blogging about their first world problems

>>9054472
did you just assume my sexual orientation?

>>9054456
Holy shit you're a fucking faggot, and probably a woman, and definitely a libshit.

>>9054490
There is nothing wrong with any of those, but the only accurate guess is the third

anime posters outside of /a/ should be grounds for range bans

>>9054456
>>Adirondack honey, nah it might be made by Republicans
you genuinely need to kill yourself if you make you are trying to make food political, you Freedom Fries thumping shitbrain.

>>9054501
Nah, the first one is hitting home on all cylinders.

Is that a troll, or is OP and people like him the reason Trump got elected?

>>9054512
>knowingly fund things I don't support, and am in fact, in opposition to

W-why would I do that? Would you buy a [five star meal of your choice] from Hillary?

>>9054524
I'm in Wisconsin and buy New Glarus beer and Rayovac batteries, despite their owners being Walker-hating liberals, because it keeps the money local.

But beside that point, your diatribe makes you an immense fucking faggot.

>>9054524
I didn't know Trump sold his own honey.
You are mental.

>>9054537
You're just disassociating things. People with successful companies, and companies "themselves" donate money to their political parties. You can try to not think about it, but if you buy something owned by someone who doesn't support what you support, you're funding it

didn't read lol

>>9054519
prob both

>>9054512
>make food political
child detected. foods were political before they even had names

every stupid hangup you have about not eating horses or hating vegans or whatever is pure politics

>>9054642
I hate you for pointing out the obvious, is that political?

>>9054456
>>>/pol/

>AZ honey, ha ha, nope
delet this

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>>9054456
i'll bite, if any person ever deserved to be removed from this planet, it's you

>>9054706
why, is it supposed to be good? it was pasteurized

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>>9054510
Sounds like you've been having a bad day. Here have some chocolate cake-desu. Happy early, or late, birthday anon-kun

>>9054456
when i come to farmer market, there a lot of sjw, vegans, weird people, hipsters and tgey are looking for "GMO free" and other shit like this
and im there just because i want to buy cucumber(to put it up my ass)

>>9054456
Mexican honey with the comb still in the jar is AMAZING, you can't go wrong with that.

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>>9056294
>tfw sell my produce at Farmer's Markets
>every time somebody buys my cucumbers it's usually a woman or a very homosexual sounding man
>tfw they probably just use it as dildos and never actually taste them
Is this what being a farmer is like?
My garden only gros cucumbers and tomatoes, and while my tomatoes sell very well my cucumbers are the ones i'm really proud of.

>>9056324
Probably because oversized cucumbers are fucking terrible and the only purpose they serve is for farmers to take "world's biggest cucumber" meme pics, and gross people to use as sex toys

>>9054510
it's fucking bait you newshit

>>9054485
Gay or straight, you're still an utter faggot.
Anon was right in xhe's assumption.

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>>9054456
>Muslims might benefit from my purchase

>>9054456
Nutritionally, honey is just expensive corn syrup. Any benefits are placebo. Eat some dates.

>>9056500
The dates sold at my neighborhood store are Israeli apartheid dates

I have to go to another neighborhood to get dates I'm ethically ok with eating that are still good

>enjoy some cheap ass aunt jemima because she homey af
>tfw she aint real
fuck betty crocker too

>>9056503
Eat some apples from your own neighborhood?

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>>9056518
Babby's first conscious eating discussion?

The game is to find the less harmful of various options. The idea that we should embrace nihilism because pure abstract ideal harmlessness doesn't exist is, in itself, quite harmful.

>>9056530
I'm vegan. I don't trust any of those feel good labels. I buy stuff based on what it is. Everything else can be made up. Loads of fish isn't even the species it's sold as.

>>9056538
>I buy stuff based on what I think it is
Made an important correction for you there

>>9056547
I eat only whole plant foods. There's little room for adulteration. What can be hidden in a head of lettuce?

>>9056569
You have my respect

Really obvious b8 OP but you still got bites.

>>9056503
anti-Semite

ITT the tolerant right shows its respect for personal freedom

>>9057680
>>9054456
>my wife has serveral kids from different dads and none of them are mine: starter pack

>>9057701
awfully specific fear
got something you need to get off your chest?

>>9054456
I'm not as crazy as you, but if I'm not buying local I do let my impressions of the country of origin effect my purchase. For example I avoid Italian olive oil because I know it gets stepped on. I like French products, but don't like paying a premium for them at fancy shops. I tend to favor products from Spain, Greece, Mexico, Turkey and Lebanon because I like the food from those countries. I'd hesitate to buy anything from Japan these days because who knows how bad the radiation over there really is? And I avoid buying anything from Israel because my taxes already support those guys more than enough. I'll buy rice from Egypt and Pakistan, but not much else. I try to minimize Chinese imports because I don't trust their QC. I feel the same way about most US mass market products.

>>9054456
>>NZ honey? Had that too many times, boring as fuck
>>Brazilian honey? Probably has a lot of chemicals, no thanks

sounds like you're maing up your own problems

>>9054501
you're definitely a faggot

>>>/pol/

go learn something new actually don't bother with /pol/ anymore the election killed it go read some stuff hitler wrote on jews

>>9054456
>Pennsylvania betrayed America
Found the hipster shithead

>>9054456
This post is elaborate but stupid bait.

>>9054456
this is ironic boys

>>9054456
You really should shop around for honey. I have never been allergic to anything in my life and honey caused me some very bad open sores. It was disgusting and I'm glad my airway didn't swell up desu.

>>9058447
The bees probably got into some poison ivy or something like that.

In Brooklyn a few years back the bees got into a leaking tank from a maraschino cherry factory. This contaminated a batch of honey turning it pink and giving it a weird artificial taste. It also spawned an intense investigation that led to a hidden grow operation getting busted, but that's not related to open sores.

Anyway that's just one reason to avoid Brooklyn honey. You never know what they're getting into.

>>9057553
Ashkenazi are not semitic

>>9058478
I'm not an avid honey eater and I didn't taste anything out of the ordinary, besides the off taste I usually associate with honey after switching from sugar.

I mixed it with hot tea and I don't throw accusations around lightly, but it was the only change in my diet.

>>9054456
>>AZ honey, ha ha, nope
r u d e

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>>9054456
>Amish honey? Basically American Taliban, no thanks
>retards falling for the bait
Lol

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>>9054456
It is all the same honey that got filtered to hide the fact it was imported via another country and originally comes from China and has been adulterated with other stuff (like HFCS) to lower their costs and cheat you.

http://www.foodrenegade.com/your-honey-isnt-honey/

Get your own hives. It isn't difficult to do and in your second year the hives pay for themselves and you get 100s of pounds of honey every year after that.

>>9061331
t. walmart shopper

>>9054456
Is this actual autism?

>>9057764
I think you meant affect, not effect

>>9054456
Now there's a Jesus, whose "wound" I'd like to stick my spear into!

>>9054456
Is that a Samurai Champloo reference?

>>9062019
>some fucker demonstrates he raises bees
>a douchebag pops up accusing him of being a walmart shopper, the very antithesis.

Never change /ck/, never change.

>>9062594
No, cutey honey came out before you were born

>>9054456
>>Adirondack honey, nah it might be made by Republicans
Actually it's made by bees cruelly enslaved by republicans, I'll call PETA and you get outraged on twitter.

>>9054642

which party is pro horse eating

>>9064199
Cutey isn't astro boy youngin

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>>9062019
>>9062728

>>9064365
>bees
>not aphids

>>9054456
>le ironic anime Islam cuck
why's this thread still up?

>>9054456
>choosing your honey based on political beliefs

Wew lad

>>9066052
return to your containment board, you're lost

>>9064199
Of course it fucking did. It aired back in 1973 or something. I was born in 1998.

>>9066013
Bees get honeydew from aphids & scales and make honeydew honey.

>>9066071
kill yourself Ahmed

>>9066500
My name is Detlef, and no

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>>9054456
>libtard
>pro-Israel
What timeline did I enter? Did CERN turn on the accelerator again?

>>9058478
>It also spawned an intense investigation that led to a hidden grow operation getting busted
>they let their males release pollen

>>9066511
how does it feel to know that your grandparents and forebears are ashamed of your existence?

>>9054456
It's food. Shut the fuck up and pick a jar to buy. Fucking faggot.

>>9066561
My grandfather was killed by the Nazis

>>9066629
he'd probably still say your an extremist loving faggot

>>9066633
t.neo nazi

>>9054456
please kill yourself