>tfw no shakeshack in my area >tfw no five guys in my

Burgers suck anyway you weak pussy.

Learn to cook.

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>>9054446
Stop eating fast food

>>9054446
Fine, just go to Harvey's, Big Boy, A&W, Checkers, or Hardees.

Is OP the flyover to top all flyovers?

a culvers just opened near me and i don't really get the appeal, the steak and shake that's near me is closer and cheaper for more meat

the service is good and they have good desserts, i guess?

>>9054478
He's the flyover that other flyovers fly over.

>>9054484
Culvers offers pot roast and other stuff. Also fried cheese curds. Never had the curds but I hear they are tasty.

>>9054446
Stop living in flyovers

I have a five guys in Paris.
And a steak and shake near Aix-en-Provence.

>OP is more flyover than France, Europe.

>>9054838
Does they call it "Cinq Gars" in Paris?

>>9054862
No, they call it a Royale with cheese.

>>9054866
McDicks should really call their BigMacs that in Paris

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>>9054446
That sucks, OP. I have all of those and many more in a 3 mile radius.

Thinking about getting some Popeye's tonight

>>9054446
I don't have any of these in my country apart from McDonalds.

>>9054446
Imagine having only a Subway and a Taco Johns.

>>9054464
this x 1000

>>9054446
Do you have a Wendy's near by? How about a Sonic, Checkers, etc. Anything except McDonalds and Burger King? Do people fly from Topeka to Denver to avoid driving through your town or something?

>>9054478
I would hazard a guess that OP could be from the Northeast / New England, which actually has horrific food options as well. Only just now getting Five Guys popping up.

None of these in addition to the OP fast food places either >>9054473 nor even shit like Jack in the Box

Out of all of those. I only have five guys and steak & shakes here.
Got a shit load of em tho