>at qt's house >just hanging out >make dinner >sex

>>9052382
Several times but it's normally at my place.

Are there virgins on this board? It seems to me /ck/ is the board with the most life success.

>>9052419

If you ignore the army of suicidal alcoholics, sure.

>at qt's house
>drinking
>make her make dinner
>rape immediately afterward
have you ever used the redpill to obtain sex?

Not specifically, but when I was living with my ex, I did most of the cooking and we had sex around six times a week.

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>>9052419
>4chan
>life success

>>9052419
No, the most successful board is /pol/ because it's older and higher IQ that a bunch of dishwashers and grunts

>ITT: Things that never happened

>>9052382
easymode, try sex while having dinner next time
bonus points if you eat bolognese off her back during doggy

>>9052382
Yes, now I cook for my family
>>9052453
Yes, now I educate my own family and have half days at school so that little ones can develop a bullshit tolerance.

>>9053676
>/pol/
>hi IQ

Pick one. Politics is the province of minds too tiny to understand or discuss philosophy, yet still yearn to.

>>9053812
I've browsed enough pol to know its about 2% worthwhile content to stir your critical thinking skills, 90% garbage, and 8 pseudo-intellectuals

>>9053832
Who the fuck wants to dig through a mountain of shit? There are much better places to discuss politics than that bag of smashed assholes.

>>9052419
I am 34 y/o permavirgin, and I just recently got into cooking. I love it but I have no one to cook for but myself ;_;

>>9053832
the humor threads can be pretty good but it's worthless unless your a slut for (You)s

>>9052382
Uuuuuuhhhhhh, yeah. Permission to go ahead and direct that to the blog.

>>9053832
I bet you like to think of yourself as a true intellectual, lol.

>>9054067
/pol/tard spotted.

>>9052382
how do you get to the point of being at a qt's house, making dinner?

women always fucking ghost me

>>9054215
So, you actually do. lmaoing@ your life.

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>>9052382
>tfw every time you cook something some harlot runs into the kitchen and fucks you
>tfw you're too weak after the wild sex to stop her from devouring your meal and leaving nothing for you
>tfw you haven't eaten in days
Send help.

>>9052419
Me, because I never leave my kitchen

>>9054215
intellectual spotted

>>9052419
They're laying, living a fantasy online.

>sex normally after

so with a bloated belly? fuck that op.

>>9054285
around an hour after, obvi you sit and chat for a bit and let your food digest

>>9054285
>eating enough to get bloated

>>9054285
I try not to eat until my stomach is bloated. Fucking pig

>>9053812
Just because I didnt major in philosophy, doesnt mean I dont understand or read about it.

If anything, if you majored in philosophy you're a moron who wasted a college education by skipping over STEM degree.

Today I spent an hour reading a book about taoism. What the hell did you accomplish today, Mr. Intellectual?

>>9053812
>Yet still yearn to.
You are definitely a spineless homo whose been cheated on by his girlfriend several times.

>>9052419
>life success
Having sex =! life success
I have sex fairly frequently and I'm a broke ass minimum wage slave who spends a lot of time on the internet and browsing this shithole.

>>9054340
Tell me your secrets anon. I keep trying to have sex nearly indiscriminately, but women just want to have shit like "a connection" and "love", all that crap I don't want to deal with until I'm thirty. I'm giving them full permission to use my body like a dildo with a heartbeat and they're just not interested at all. And here I thought I was just good-looking enough for a desperate chick to settle for. What do?

>>9054356
You must be ugly, or annoying basically

>>9054356
You're not attractive enough

>>9054356
>but women just want to have shit like "a connection" and "love"
They don't actually want that. Know how I know?
I have the complete opposite. 22 years old, women only want to fuck. They just want a hot guy to fuck and ghost.

They're just telling you they want what you don't to make it easy to get away from you.

Women just want chad. That's all.

The modern woman doesn't want love, and she doesn't want an actual one night stand either. The modern woman doesn't know what she wants, because there are too many options now, and women are indecisive creatures.

i'm my boyfriends private chef
today i made instant ramen

>>9053668
This

>>9054382
did you at least put fresh veggies and chashu in it?

>>9054393
no but i still get laid

>>9054397
well no shit, either you're a girl (impossible to not get laid) or you're gay (impossible to not get laid)

>>9054356
get tinder. swipe yes on literally everyone. message all your matches. eventually you will get laid. I'm overweight and have a shitty office job, no car, a roommate and have had sex with 8 different women this year.

>>9054402
I use Tinder actually. Half the fucking profiles say shit like "if you're just looking to hook up swipe left, I'm looking for my prince charming". Still got me laid twice in the last year though.

There's few better feelings than whipping up a fine meal for the gf and then plowing her afterwards.

>>9054401
nah i'm totally straight dude the balls aren't touching

>>9054412
>>9054402
>tfw never had a girlfriend, never been on a date, never had sex
>completely uncomfortable going on tinder because have no experience with any of these things and wouldnt even know what to say in the chat app
>wouldnt even know what to do when we get down and dirty

>you're stuck the eternal virgin and everyone else is already on some next level digital sex0matchmakeing game
>and you're stuck at 0
>and everyone in real life can tell you've never had a partner, so they stay the fuck away from you when it comes to romance, or even talking about it

it fucking hurts so much

>>9054431
Lol

Fuck off inexperienced teenager

im 24

>>9054431
the trick is not telling them, sure theyll realise during or after sex but you gotta start somewhere.
tinder is literally so easy it hurts, and youll figure out how to put your dick in and out, and you probably manage to research how to put a condom on

>>9054412
Women that put "just looking for friends" usually put out twice as fast bruh

>>9054579
Fuck me, I usually swipe left on those!

>>9054431

>and everyone in real life can tell you've never had a partner, so they stay the fuck away from you when it comes to romance, or even talking about it
Learn to hide your thirst. If you don't act like a desperate virgin then nobody will know you're one.

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>>9052382
I use my kitchen skills to obtain weight.

>>9052382

What always unintendedly works, is fucking ice cream.

>>9054321
Reading about philosophy=! reading the canons of philosophical texts.

>>9054695
They'll just think you're a bitter virgin instead. There's no hiding it. Just like there's no hiding these faggy sex threads on every single board.

>>9054239
10/10

>>9054715
What the fuck are they feeding this dog? Do they just dump congealed grease from the bottom of a McDonald's fryer in her bowl?

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>he leaves his house

ITT: people who were already going to get laid and managed to cook something just edible enough to not change the plan

I did this for the first time a year ago in college. She and I are in the same group of friends and the two of us were hanging out over xmas break. My roommate was away at his parents so I invited her over. She wanted to order pizza but I got the wild idea of making a simple lasagna. Twenty minutes and $20 bucks later we had all the ingredients and I was showing her one of the simple and good things in life...lasagna that is. Sex too.

Happy memories.

>>9052419
>4chan is nothing but beta fat NEETs meme
whew lad

>>9052382
>cooking for women gets you sex meme
I heard this worked in the 90s and early 2000s.
However, and correct me if I'm wrong, but if they're in your domicile, they're already interested in sex; you don't gotta woo them with your homeboy skills.

>>9053668
>huge collective across a wide range of people are all losers because they post on an image board.
really makes you think.

>>9054321
>What the hell did you accomplish today, Mr. Intellectual?

Browsed and posted on 4chan, primarily /ck/.

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>>9052382
This guy got tons of pussy back in his day.

>>9055099
>However, and correct me if I'm wrong, but if they're in your domicile, they're already interested in sex; you don't gotta woo them with your homeboy skills.
This is correct. Sometimes the easiest way to get them in the door is by telling them you can cook, though. That way you can skip getting them drunk somewhere else first.

>>9053676

/pol/ was proven to have one of the lowest IQ ratings across all boards, as anyone with half a mind can instantly see when going to that cesspool of cirklejerking memesters

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>>9053676
Lol

Poltards always have these delusions

>>9056491
he's right though

>>9056501
haha really. pol gets so defensive about college degrees lmao

lit > sci > ... > pol

>>9052419
>be me 3 years ago
>alcoholic living in the hood, defaulting on loans, being a shit person to friends and family
>but I could get laid on occasion
>must be a success!

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>>9052419
S-shutup!

I legitimately haven't cared about impressing the opposite gender since 2010!

At the same time, I consider myself an accomplished coo/ck/ and above the fastfood and Joey/Jack threads.

>>9053940
unless you are to hideous to go outside join a cooking course
it's easy to connect with people if you share interests, especially if you do it with passion
Dont be autistic about it though. Like sperging out about mutton and applejuice

>>9053940
>Permavirgin
Lost mine at 36, don't give up hope, Anon.

>>9054294
>sex immediately
>after an hour

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>>9056910
It takes a while for the sedatives to kick in, adonchaknow.

>>9056570
>I legitimately haven't cared about impressing the opposite gender since 2010!
but anon, since you have a true neutral gender, this means your opposite gender is ... you. yourself. yes you as in (you)

>>9056671
>cooking course
>implying it's not filled by baby boomers and grannies

>>9053676
>this is how average /pol/ack (((thinks)))

>>9057290
Good. Boomers need to finally learn how to make something that isn't deep fried or boiled to all hell. And also how to use spices other than salt, black pepper, and thyme.

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>>9052419
I am one.
I decided to pick up cooking because it is a heathy distraction from thinking about fucking kids all day.

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>>9058100
>Thank you for her cervix

>>9055105
you have to be at least somewhat of a loser in some way to be posting here

no exceptions

>>9052419
>tfw not a virgin anymore

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>>9052419
Meh, I pay my bills, date, and don't live with my parents but I'm by no means GREAT SUCCESS. I guess the fat NEETs set the bar so low that those are the main criteria for success around here.

>>9054285
Fat fuck detected

>>9055105
>>9055363
Great posts>>9056339