Has anyone gone to a buffet restaurant and not shit their soul

>>9051507
yes

>>9051507
Of course?
Stop going to shitty buffets or be an autist and bring an IR thermometer to make sure the food is hot enough.

>>9051507
I always get heart attack symptoms after going to a buffet now
still worth tho

>>9051507
Buffets never bother me. I love going to GC or local chinese buffets.

I think I held it in till the morning once after chinese.

>>9051791
I saw that dumb ad for golden corral
>MASHED POTATO VOLCANO???
Wekest attempt to make bland food seem remotely exciting

>>9051507
I always get it the next day after the buffet.
I only poop once a week normally, but at a buffet I make the fucking most of that shit and eat till I'm about to puke.
The next day shit is always a struggle.

>>9051507
No issues here, aside that I eat a lot so I shit a bit more.

Sushi buffet best buffet. My record is 38 salmon sashimi. I don't care that it's not good quality.

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>>9051801
>I only poop once a week normally

do normies consider this healthy

>>9051507
I do but I only get the business if I eat too many greasy foods which I normally don't

>>9051507
i'm usually fine, but then again i mostly stick to the meats. i aint eating anything with cheese/milk products from a buffet

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>go to GC
>eat nothing but 4 food groups nachos chicken tendies and za nd da
>shit bricks
>sneak out za in plastic baggie
>feed myself for whole week for only 20$~

>>9051507
>and not shit their soul out later that night?

If you dont then you didn't get your moneys worth.

Doesnt matter if you got to a shit bucket chinese buffet or a high end vegas buffet, if your body isnt trying to forcibly purge what is in your stomach a few hours later, you didn't eat enough.

>>9051832
>nachos chicken tendies and za nd da
>da

The fuck is da?

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>that one guy who always gets ill after perfectly fine meals and complains about it even though it's just them having weak bowels

>>9051507
I can't recall ever getting sick from a buffet restaurant. I usually go to the weird Chinese ones, though, not to OCB or GC.

Had a good one near where I went to law school. Weekends they had roast duck breast. I let all the weirdos fight over their shitty crab legs, and devoured that duck like it was my last meal. I'm quite sure I cost that place money. :-)

>>9051803
Damn, and I thought I was bad.

>>9051807
Not a normie, but no, it never is. After three days I start to get worried.

>tfw my family is making us go to a Golden Corral for Father's Day

Fuck. Survival tips?

>>9052135
Enjoy yourself, the food is decent better than hometown buffet.

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>tfw local Cicis closed down
It's such low-tier garbage food but I loved to go there with a hangover and gorge myself until I was ready to burst

>>9052135
Don't overeat and be mindful of how much you eat of a particular food, there 99% of your possible bowel issues are fixed

>>9052135
Dont eat anything you wouldn't eat at a cook out you showed up 3 hours late to.

>>9051507
harris teeter buffet is the top tier buffet, go from 8am to 1pm and you're gonna have a good time.

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>>9052111
>he doesn't know

>>9052363
tell me weeb. I wanna drown in the meme

>>9051507
>Hahaha America is the greatest country on Earth XDDDDD

Nope. I'm English, pure breed. I don't eat peasant food often but when I do, I never have a problem.

Nigger stop having every meal from a place with a drive though tier food quality.

I'm serious, what are the kikes doing to your food? I always hear memes of niggers having diarrhea after Chipotle. Are niggers wiping their asses with the ingredients or something?

>>9052402
Chipotle causes anal bleeding 100% of the time but we can't resist those burritos.

>>9051803
my record is 40 pieces of assorted rolls

>>9051507
Go to shitty buffets get shitty shits.Try a better quality buffet or have a doctor check you out for digestive problems.

>>9051628
It's just heartburn.