If you have eaten more than 1800 calories in a day within the

>>9043841
Summer, summer. What a bummer.

School's out, and shitposts are funner!

>>9043846

>Making light of a serious problem

Literally worse than the zombie apocalypse scenario and you're RHYMING.

>>9043849
1800 calories is the basal metabolic rate of a 120 pound sedentary woman.

Or a faggot like you, I'd suppose...

>>9043857

2.2 billion fatties, as of 2015.

Seems to me we need to start erring on the low end, no?

Being a skinny fuck unable to pick up even 200 pounds is just as bad and pathetic as being a hamplanet. Maybe even worse, because the obese guy probably isn't a preachy hypocrite.

>>9043868
at least the fatfuck will have killer calves

America was a mistake

I'm going to Domino's to get a pizza, I'm going to eat the whole thing in one go.

>>9043863
Get the fuck out of my Flavortown, you Auschwitz motherfucker!

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>tfw your diet calls for 3000 calories a day with a healthy dose of fats
>get to eat shit and not feel guilty

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>>9043868

>Lifting is the only kind of physical training that matters
>Deadlifting is an important life skill
>MUH SQUATS

legit kill yourself

brown people skew the numbers. btw check ratio and not population and the us is far from the fattest, mexico leading the way

>>9043899
t. Weak fuck
Your body is useless and so are you. You're also mentally retarded because I never said anything close to lifting is the only training that matters.

>>9043841
I rode 80 miles on my bike yesterday and ate 5000 calories. I do this regularly, I'm also at 6'2" 180 lbs Greek god physique.

>>9043914

Nah. You're done.
I'm way more capable in literally every worthwhile discipline than you will ever be.

>>9043921

Are you me?

>>9043892
I shouldn't have laughed at that.

I didn't know summer was a thing on ck, guess I'll stick to twitter for a while now

>>9043923
Sure thing, weak 1800 calorie eating cuck

>>9043941

Rules are for other people.
Like you.

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>>9043841
Do you study the blade?

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Looks like /ck/ is a little bit fatter than the world on average.

>>9043841
I'm sure it will happen eventually.

Half of my job is putting heavy objects into place, or taking them from their place and putting them back into their cases on a truck. On an 1800Cal diet, I would lose weight fairly quickly... not the worst thing in the world, I suppose.

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>>9044058
>Half of my job is putting heavy objects into place, or taking them from their place and putting them back into their cases on a truck.

You sound like Cool Hand Luke when Strother Martin, the prison warden, forced him to dig a hole and fill it back in. Then dig another hole, etc.

>wat we got hyar, is a failure to communicate!

>>9043841
that seems like a pretty bad way to prepare a kiwi

>>9043841
but what if i'm 6' and 145 lbs

>>9043857
You sound fat.

>>9046492
TYHS