>eating a huge pile of beans for breakfast Are people in

>>9042936
Something wrong with your digestive system?

>>9042936
We usually have it on a sunday for hangover etc. It goes perfectly well together for a breakfast =. Keep eating those fucking pancakes with syrup in the morning.

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>>9042944
Ingredients :
Tomatoes, Water, Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Salt, Modified Corn Starch, Distilled Vinegar, Spices.

Enjoy your sugar and glucose syrup. No wonder you britfucks are almost as fat as amerilards.

>>9042936
I eat a huge pile of beans with every meal and fart less than others if anything
So >>9042940

>>9042984
Half a tin of beans once a week will not kill you.

>>9042936
What the fuck is wrong with Amerifats digestive system? You say if you eat a childrens curry like a tikka that your anus erupts with liquid shit and if you eat beans you turn into a Zyklon B cannister.

English Breakfast is more of a bunch thing that you have on the first day of holidays.

Everyday breakfast is buttered toast with jam.

>>9043022
Why do you think shart in the mart is jow a meme? It is all the corn syrup and diet pills they swallow.

>>9043022
Can't take a joke, Limey?

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>>9043036
>I-it was a joke limey
So was what he posted faggot
Is this why you autists keep posting all these Brit threads, got shittershattered by some everyday repartee?

>>9042936
Grew up in the US with Irish parents and I nevery understood all my peers' issues with beans.
Is the American body this weak?

>>9042936
beans only make you fart if you don't eat it regularly

I remember i ate an entire can of heinz beans for breakfast along with eggs toast ham, etc. Went to a party later on that day and started drinking and had the most explosive farts/shits. I proceeded to clog the upstairs toilet. No plunger would help so i ended up digging it out bare handed, that didn't work either so I did an Irish Goodbye.

if I'm out and about and I get hungry and don't wanna spend a bunch of money on a burger or anything shitty like that I buy a can of beans and a plastic spoon and eat it, it's never given me the farts

>>9043282
A man who can eat cold beans will never starve.

>>9042984
I was going to call you a moron, but if you aren't Anglo and if you aren't burger then you are irrelevant.

>>9043036
Jokes require comedic elements, my engorged friend. Now explain your boy in a bubble digestive system.

>>9043325
t. Citizen of the 12th fattest nation on earth.

>>9042936

You do realise that if you cook beans with parsley it removes the "farting" right?

>>9043057
why does that article get posted so much when clearly some amerifat wrote it as a joke? you can't sue people in commonwealth like that

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>>9042936
>No wonder the Indians and Pakis feel so at home.

top kek.

>>9043601
>you can't sue people in commonwealth like that
You can sue people for anything in the UK, the judge will throw it out 99% of the time though.