im getting a dog and i'd like to give her a food name.

>>9041685
Pickles

Soufflé

>>9041685
Porkchop

>>9041685
Bosintang

>>9041685
Bosco stick

>>9041685
McChicken

>>9041685
If German Shepard, call her Commander.

Tendie

>>9041685
Celery

Sausage

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Sushi
Nilla
Cola
Salty

>>9041685
Pumpkin. She'll probably go by the nickname Punkie. We named one Pumpkin once and my wife got flustered and called her Panke, so that name ended up sticking.

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>>9041730
Puckin purraay

>>9041685
What foods are white people currently jerking themselves off for eating?

>>9041741
smashed avo?

>>9041743
That was like 2003

>>9041741
Vegetables.

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>>9041741
>What foods are white people currently jerking themselves off for eating?

Nigger. You might want to take a page from white people and teach your fellow American niggers not to be fucking obese pieces of shit in life.

Marshmallow
Sprinkles
Grape
Pepper
Crawfish

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>>9041753
>Nigger. You might want to take a page from white people and teach your fellow American niggers not to be fucking obese pieces of shit in life..

>>9041753
I'm actually white.

But I have the dietary habits and physique of an Asian woman. Currently munching on half a kilo of Napa cabbage.

It's weird seeing people get so excited over ingredients that have been everyday fare for me my whole life.

>>9041753
>>9041762
The standard american diet is disproportionately harmful to black people. It's racist to normalize diets high in animal foods.

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>>9041766
>The standard american diet is disproportionately harmful to black people

lol

Food iz racizt!!!!

> 'Merican niggers are so dumb they don't even take responsibility for the foods they eat


OBESITY = sexy right niggers?

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>>9041766
>disproportionately harmful to black people

You about you 'Mericans just admit Niggers have zero self control and just fucking can't stop themselves from eating shit food?

& A big part of your obesity problem is 100% "Nigger Culture"

>>9041766
I know this is bait, but wouldn't black people be more able to eat animal protien given that they're more closely related to african hunter gatherers? Whites had to develop lactose tolerance, but i think they relied more on crops and bread than they did meat.

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>>9041766
>standard american diet
We all love fried chicken and watermelon, just don't eat it for every goddam meal you stupid niggers.

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>>9041766

> Nigger men & women fetishize Obesity = T H I C C

> Tries to blame their obesity, heart disease & diabetes on white people.

>>9041685
Ramsey

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>>9041794
>> Nigger men & women fetishize Obesity = T H I C C
>> Tries to blame their obesity, heart disease & diabetes on white people.

IZ WHITE PEOPLE FAULT!!!

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>>9041685
Dog.

>>9041685
>get dog
>have to care for dog for ten years
>thats ten years you cant commit suicide
why?

>>9041685
General Tso

>>9041817
Joey.

>>9041723
Shut up, Jay.

>>9041685
Seriously, though, he's right. His dog is named Sausage and it is the cutest pupper ever.

>>9041812
Keeps me from killing myself. Maybe in two years i'll be happy again.

>>9041840
no you wont
you will regret it
and you will hate having the dog around because its a reminder that you cant even decide to die when life gets realy bad
and it will
and it will get even worse

Gaegogi.

Muffin

>>9041685
jizyu tax

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>>9041810
Food

>>9041685
Weenie Hut Jr.

>>9041685
McChicken

'go

peanut

Gabagool

Tortilla

>>9041810
Con Cho
>>9042004
Thuc pham

Marbles

Kiwi
Pudding
Nutmeg
Nacho
Noodle
Muffin
Peanut
Sushi
Truffle
Waffle
Dumpling

Pepper.

Lou Malnati

>>9042392
I'm going to one up Noodle on this list. It's phonetically individual and should be easy to train.

>>9041685
Foie

>>9042423
Dont give your dog a boring name just because its easy to train

McChicken™

Gaegogi

PEPPER!

OP, pick from your favorite things, travels, and meaningful associations, I'd say. Dig deep: Here are a few of my own choices:

Pho Tai Nam
Butternut
Cadbury
Biscoff
Poblano
Crunchie
Vidalia
Chow Chow
Macchiato
Gazpacho
Rumaki
Tamale
Popcorn
Scone
Jameson
Heather
Larb
Limoncello
Brennivin
Tokaji
Tuaca
Manhattan (Manny/Hattie)
Margarita
Coco/Cocoa
Schofferhoffer
Hoppy
Pumpkin Spice
Lychee
Hakarl (sharkey)
Puffin
salmiak
Maguey
Langos
Goulash
Dumpling
Schnitzel
Sacher
Dunkel
Spitz

>>9041685
McChicken

>>9041738
Fucking underrated

Chutney
Compote
Loaf
Babaganoosh
Ganasche
Carrot
Cucumber
Pizza
Calzone
Stromboli
Noodle
Gumbo
Strudle
Tart
Mirpiox
Giblets
Offal
Lard
Tripe
Gaspachto
Ceviche
Beignet

>>9041685
My family had a yellow lab that I renamed Spaghetti after a quote from an ATHF episode. She even responded to Spaghetti after a while.

>>9042433
>hating on noodles

Go fuck yourself.

>>9041696
This

>>9041685
Ginger is the obvious one.

Pepper is also good.

Chestnut, you could call her Chessie

Cherry.

>>9041685

Blueberry

>>9041685
Peanuts, that way when you call her you can shout, "PENIS!" and everything would be cool because everyone will think your calling your dog.

That or skittles, because that's a cute name.

>>9041685
Dinner

Beef bologna

>>9041685
Chinaman's Delight

Myrna

Suklaa

Means chocolate in Finnish

Pepperoni

Crumpet

Roast Beef.

>>9041685
OP, You must name her Hot Pocket.

>>9041685
Jack Scalfani

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>>9041685
Mince or Menchi

please be a weeaboo and get this.

>>9041766
Sooo, you're saying we should have seperate but equal foods? That really, we should segregated the foods to easily distinguish what is meant for blacks and what is meant for non blacks? Or as I like to call them, people of lightness. Yes, PoL.

Call her "Brownie" for all the little brownies she'll be leaving around for you to pick up and carry home unless you're a piece of shit.

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>>9043310
>OP, You must name her Hot Pocket.
That sounds like a bestiality porn star.

>>9045111
No, everyone should eat better. It's also a raw deal for women. Clit arteries are an order of magnitude thinner than dick arteries, but no one notices female ED. So their sex sucks because their clits are clogged with cholesterol and then they have to be widows for decades because their husbands died from eating much more of that "masculine" food and less vegetables.

>>9041782
Niggers need bigger dicks to make their way past the fat layers. Sexual selection in action.

Wa-la

>>9041685
kebap

>>9041685
PUPPERONI

>>9041685
Name him after me, I have a cool name.

>>9041796
this

>>9041685

Bento

Warirmelinz n chiginz

>>9041685
Pelmeni

>>9041685
hershey
cookie
cheeto

goza

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>>9041718
Kommandant Schäferhund

>>9041685
Peanuts

>>9049100
this.