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>go to restaurant
>open up Yelp app and put it in front of me whilst eating
>wait for the waiter to notice
>free drinks and cheerful staff throughout the entirety of the night
>shake the manager's hand as i leave
>never eat there again
Why don't you exploit the restaurant game to optimise your experience?
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>>9037378
Did you give them a bad rating?
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Just dress like that french guy from ratatouille
And speak with an accent
Americans can't tell the difference
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>>9037378
>implying we give a fuck about Yelp
It's just a place to give whiny, entitled people a place to vent.
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>>9037378
Lying faggot
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>>9037423
Everyone in Ratatouille was french.
Literally every character.
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>>9038300
Then why were they speaking English? Checkmate.
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>>9038306
French learn English in school.
And, of course, it was an American-made movie so of course they're going to be speaking English.
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>>9037378
If you want the staff riding your dick hardcore just put a fork on the floor.
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>>9038927
Unless it is a fine dining spot they would just think you have autism.
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>>9038329
If it was american made why don't they speak american, retard?
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>>9038927
Explain
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>>9038927
What's the meaning of that?
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