I just ate ten entire lunchables in an hour because I was hungry

>>9036827
which one of those little girls are you, OP?

Also I drank a fifth of liquor

Are lunchables the MREs of elementary?

Dude that's 2760 calories and 6960mg of sodium, about 3x the daily recommended amount. Of course you're going to feel like death.

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buy these instead of lunchables, it's the same shit

>>9036827
>>9036837
>That hiss when you stick the straw into the capri sun

>>9036877
>Lunchables for the morbidly obese

>>9036827
Start drinking water a whole lot of water.

>>9036910
>paying more for less
>eating it all in one sitting

Get your head checked, mate.

It's ok, you'll feel better in two weeks

>>9036827
if i ever get my sorry genes inside a girl and for some miracle she ends up pregnant im never going to let my kid eat anything i didnt cook
rules are they get one candy they choose when they come with me to the supermarket and fast food once a week

>>9036975
But what if your kid doesn't inherit your autism?

>>9036981
they will inherit my rules

>>9036992
Let's be honest; they won't inherit anything because they won't exist.

>>9036877
>party tray

What did they mean by this?

>>9037022
Normies with friends

>>9036827
fatass

>>9036827
I feel bad for kids that had to eat Lunchables for lunch

>>9036827
It will be extremely painful

>>9036827
next time make it 11 kiddo

>>9036877
>a gathering of one

I'd eat the whole thing tbqh

>>9036858
thats like 0.2 oz of salt. that wont fucking kill him