>road-tripping in Canada >staying at campsites to save

>>9034652
Why the fuck would to road trip in Canada?

>>9034652
Its better for the environment to put more plastics in it then to kill a tree that can grow back. Duh.

>>9034664
Poutine, full touch strip clubs, and over-the-counter codeine.

>>9034669
just drink poppy seed tea

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>>9034664
it's a beautiful country with unpasteurized cheese

>>9034689
That's a lot of gas money for cheese you can order on the interwebs, moran.

>>9034710
that would be illegal

>>9034675
Where do I find the unwashed ones?

>>9034723
SN, WGN, FTL are the big ones

>>9034652
Is tim hortons as good as the hype?

>>9036270
It's not as good as your mum

>>9034710
Who is Moran?
Were you trying to write moron but didn't realise you don't know how to spell?

>>9034669
I never knew we had full touch strip clubs. Not that it matters since I'm too beta for those anyway.

>>9036270
It like a slightly better dunkin donuts. The food is better but the coffee is absolute pleb tier

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What is the top leaf quisine to eat? Only thing I know is poutine.

>>9036270
the chili is good
don't get any of the regular coffee, always go for the iced capps

>>9034664
backpacking and day hikes

>>9036374
Tourtière
Peameal bacon
Pouding chômeur
Butter tarts
Donair
Nanaimo bars
Split pea soup
Coffee Crisp
Newfie screech
Pierogies (not Canadian per se but really popular in the prairies)

>>9034652
You can find the cartons literally everywhere, look on the lower shelf

>>9036387
>>9036367
>>9036420
Thanks for the help.

>>9034652
Dude and get this. Once they open it, they have to sit the fucking bag IN A GOD DAMN JUG SO IT DOESN'T SPILL EVERYWHERE. Just put it in the fucking jug in the first place you retarded maple niggers

>>9036355
>full touch strip clubs
wut? As opposed to what?

>>9036374
Most of the french stuff. If you find a bar ask around to see if anyone is selling caribou, pretty unique meat.

>>9036441
But then you'd have to clean the jug.

>>9036448
As opposed to where they stare at you, disappointed.

>>9036441
>buying a jug every time you want milk

>>9036441
>put bag in jug
>cut the corner
>pour

only american would be challenged by this.

>guys we don't need milk in jugs, let's put it in bags
>ok now that we've opened it let's put it in a jug lmao

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>>9036484
Do Americans really do this?

>Americans actually have trouble pouring liquid from a bag

>>9036495
That man is Canadian. That's from 1974 when they passed the milk bag law.

>>9036499
>laws
>in Canada

Nice try. We all run on the honor system up here.

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We don't use bags in BC, milk comes in cartons, plastic jugs, and occasionally glass bottles.

>>9036538
That milk sounds very gay. Is it semen?

>>9036552
3.25% man fluid, it says right on the carton.

>>9036528
Yeah, here in Canada we let our wives have boyfriends, as is our honor system and customs. Truly we are an advanced group

>>9036476
>american friend comes
>opens new bag of milk
>cuts the whole top off
>laugh at him in canadian

>>9036552
Most of us call it 3.25%.

Its popular among the French Canadians so it got that other name.

>>9034652

I really wanna know where in the fuck you were in canada that you couldn't also find cartons. I've been to every province and lived in two of them; there are always cartons alongside the bagged shit nowadays. This stereotype is almost 3 decades out of date at this point.

One of these days I want to go to Canada, buy a bag of milk, tear a small hole in the corner and walk around sucking on it like I'm breastfeeding. Because that's what I imagine it'll feel like.

>live in Canada my entire life
>keep hearing about bagged milk
>have never once seen it
That shit comes in cartons, jugs, and bottles if you want the fancy shit. I used to work in a food distribution warehouse and the only thing closed to bagged milk was bags of coffee creamer packets. Where is all this bagged milk we supposedly have?

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>>9036278
>Who is Moran?
>Were you trying to write moron but didn't realise you don't know how to spell?
old meme

>>9036620
Yes

>>9036448
As opposed to not being able to put more than your hands on their hips (legally less, but it's mostly overlooked). I was deep in the ass stubble mayne.

>>9036614
are you closer to the west coast? this bagged milk phenomena seems to come from Quebec and its neighbors

>>9036807
Yeah, B.C.
I didn't realize it was an eastern thing. How is Western Canada supposed to reconcile politically with the rest of the country with this bagged milk situation going on?