I made my wife a steak dinner and after taking one bite she complained

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>>9028687
epic thread my fellow steak eating brethren XD
did she insult your manly man beard as well >:o

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Wow anon It's almost like people have different tastes. What a revelation.

At least your wife cooks, it could be a lot worse. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>9029352
old pasta

>>9029352
I wanna hear more.

how was the sex that night?

>>9029431
We didn't have sex that night. Kids stayed at Grandma's, which was nice. She went to bed pretty early and I stayed up watching TV until 2 am. Crawled into bed without waking her up.

In the morning she had actually made some oatmeal for both of us plus a few slices of bacon. The bacon was alright, she did it in the microwave. Didn't talk much, but she seemed not to be upset.

>>9028687
isnt the correct way of cooking a meal, the way thats most enjoyed? why should she enjoy it less to appease your complex