>year after year >STILL not /ck/ sticky I wish I

>>9026480
You should learn to not be a faggot first

>>9026480
I thought NEETcucks were masters of the cook

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>i can only learn how to do things from stickied threads on 4chan
i wish every board had a sticky on how to commit suicide

>>9026567
that should be a sticky on /diy/

>>9026567
And each board's sticky could supply a different suicide method that matches that board's topic. But what should a /ck/ poster do to kill themselves?

>>9026567
>>9026656
You mean a soda/fast food sticky?

>>9026480
stickies are for plebs

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>>9026480
>Try to start a fast food general
>Sabotaged by fatties

>>9026656
Head in oven

>>9026753
Nice and hot

>>9026676
That's why they should split the board.

>>9026753
Let the gas do the work

>>9026711
I uhh.. wut? What were you looking for then? The subtle differences between szechuan and ketchup?

>>9026753
Pulling a Plath is the /lit/ method of killing oneself.

>>9026656
Grind up apple seeds and eat then.

>>9027345
Don't do this it makes mustard gas.

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