>>9024209
>at restaurant
>order food
>go take a very long shit while waiting
>food arrived while I was gon
>it's cold because it's been sitting there for however long
>call waitress
"WTF ITS COLD"
>"sorry sir, I'll have that remade for you"
>mfw
>manager comes over and asks if everything is alright
>apologizes for cold food
>food comes back hot, eat it
>get discount on bill
>mfw
>>9024225
Kill yourself
>>9024225
based
restraunt wagecucks need to be reminded who's boss every now and then
>>9024236
*restaurant
Sorry guys, if I want to feign credibility on a food and cooking board I should at least make an effort to spell that correctly.
Thank You.
>>9024253
you are forgiven my son
>Go to Mexican place.
>Waitress gets my table ready, sets menu.
>She comes back with chips and dips, tell her I won't want their chips, I brought my own bag because thy don't hurt my teeth.
>Tell her I want a shrimp dish, it is labeled as hot.
>Tell her to tell the cook to make the dish but the sauce should be not hot, more of a medium.
>Or better yet, mild, and if it has garlic in it I want that not in the sauce.
And I want the shrimp diced, but butterflied.
>Takes them a half hour to get my food, ask for ketchup.