What is the etiquette if taking two dignitaries out for dinner;

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>>9018855
nice doobel dubs

>>9018855
It really kinda depends on what's going on. The standard for a formal dinner with, say, colleagues or guests is usually to pick an item on the menu that is at your maximum price point per person, and tell them, "I hear the baked salmon is excellent." Then they know to pick something that costs that much or less. (And now you know that that's what they're telling you to do when you go out to dinner and say "Yeah, the McChicken looks great, but I'll have the ten-pound Kobe Steak Challenge and a side of foie gras" and they look at you with a death stare.)

If on the other hand you're schmoozing clients who are going to throw a ton of money at your company, then you basically spend as much as you've got -- champagne, clean hookers (note plural, that's plural for each one of the client personnel), and maybe some cocaine if the bartender can help you score. Or whatever.

I didn't understand this once upon a time back at my first job and stiffed some clients; I got an official call from the corporate office a couple of days later, specifically telling me to start taking them out for drinks. :-)

>>9018855
>taking two dignitaries out for dinner
Fucking liar