If you don't put chocolate on your pizza, you don't

this is hardly a pizza

Are Dr. Oetker frozen pizzas sold in America?

>>9012225
I bet your teeth are fucked

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>>9012222
>>9012225

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Is Kebab American cuisine?

Is this supposed to be a cake/pie thing?
I'd try a slice but it seems pretty retarded.

>>9012590
Nope, they sell it as a pizza.

>>9012551
Stomach feels like shit right now.

>>9012204
Hello, newfriend.
Great thread you've created, this has never been seen here before.
Next time try and use the word 'meme' as well so we can see what a cutting edge 4Chan poster you are, maybe even post a Reddit frog as well.
Stay safe.

>>9012932
I think I forgot the green arrow thing.

>>9012216
I'd probably eat it cold over >>9012225

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Interesting. I've only ever heard of fruit pizza (sugar cookie crust, cheesecake-ish "sauce")

>>9013103
At least that one looks tasty. I wish I could throw that frozen pizza up, it's one of the worst things I've ever ate.

>>9012222
>>9012225
literal pigshit

>>9012204
Is this supposed to be shocking? I mean, it's crappy frozen pizza, but chocolate pizza is nothing new to me

>>9013103
that's just a fruit tart made to look like a pizza

>>9013901
Not even. It's a sugar cookie with cream cheese frosting and topped with fruit

>>9012204
Beetus'za' nice

https://youtu.be/p1mU_ymAVQA

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>>9012204
Fak ya

>>9012204
it's literally like eating bread and nutella.
sometimes they use sugar and cocoa in the dough and serve it as a sort of cake

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>>9012222
get that shit out of this board

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>>9012204
this is how the original Pizza Dolce, looks like. You first bake the dough with the bananas and then add nuttela over it.

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I prefer the American delicady "popped corn" on my 'zas.

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Pizza + Kit Kat

>>9012204
What a great idea!

>>9016761
It really isn't.