>Order a diet coke >They give me a regular coke >Have

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>Order unsweetened iced tea
>Take a drink, it's like syrup

REEEEEEEEEE #NukeNormies

>>9009510
You don't seriously give a restaurant $2 of pure profit by needing to guzzle down the liquid jew with each meal... do you? I just order water.

>>9009510
>diet coke
Tits or gtfo.

>>9009527
You're already paying a massive markup on food, I don't see why you draw the line at beverages.

>>9009525
Sweet tea is the fucking worst

>>9009571
I know, sweety, I know.

I >>9009564
The food is at least being prepared by someone with a wage. Soda is just water mixed with syrup in a machine, it just irks me.

>tfw you work at jimmy johns
>got a free meal for working a double
>had a 1400 calorie meal
>plus soda and breakfast
>got off work 2 hours ago, drank the rest of my calories and im fucking hungry

>>9009624
I had a fast food job for a year.
I put on 30 pounds working there because I was just constantly stealing food through my shift to pass the time. After I quit I lost 40 pounds in the next few months.
I keep my pantry poorly stocked on purpose.

>>9009635
last week i had like 3 sandwiches, 2 of which were free, this week ive been able to limit it to 1 so i think im good.
I need at like actually work out and eat veggies to avoid gaining weight tho

>>9009574
Don't you call me that, cunt

>>9009510
>>9009525
>/r9k/ frogposters
>coming to /ck/
yea nah saged fuck off cunts

>>9009663

Sorry sweety

>>9010864
*sweetie
Get it right, newfag.

>>9009574
Normally I would also condemn that use but I wonder if the person wasn't trying to be cure (sweet tea /sweetie).

On a side note, why IS sweetie commonly spelled with ie instead of y?

>>9009574
>>9010871
And because I am anal ad fixated on pointless things, yes I realize that I am the one who spelled it with an ie instead of y as the person I'm replying to spelled it - but my phone recognized ie as a correct spelling and that is how you commonly see it.

And yes I also realize my 2 comments have nothing to do with Diet Coke or even sweet tea and I am prattling on worthlessly.

>>9009510
I just make a scene and live no tip, but a note saying they are a waste of oxygen and never come back

>>9011122
you have to be literally braindead to consume liquid calories (other than good ales)

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>>9011122
me neither

>>9009510
diet anything and sweeteners in general are a sign of weak will and shit taste, unless you can't consume sugar for health reasons
don't want to consume liquid sugar? stop drinking soda, or only drink it occasionally like a normal person, instead of gorging yourself on the inferior diet version

>>9011151
Laugh it up, pretty soon it will be illegal to spread fake news about the God-Emperor.

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>waiting tables
>fat family comes in
>all order unsweet tea
>deliver drinks
>chhhh chka chka chka schka chka chka
>CHKA CHICKA SCHHHHH CHCKA CHKA
>the sound of all of them shaking and tearing open packets of sweet-n-low all at once sounds like a swarm of beetles flew into the restaurant
>"can we get some more sweet-n-low?"
>each one of them puts about 6 packets into each glass
>they leave empty sweet-n-low packets and little pink paper shreds all over the floor
Just order the fucking sweet tea you fat assholes

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>>9009510
This happened to me last week. The waiter got really mad when I dumped it out behind the booth. He even got the manager involved and they made me out to be some kind of problem customer. I mean, there's nothing back there behind the seat cushions. I was just trying to save time for the waiter, jeez

>>9011151
it is not the healthy that need a doctor, but the sick
not Donald's fault everyone wants to project their meanness into his statements

>>9009544
They'll be man tits I bet