For me, it's the chicken bologna sandwich. The best

>>9009319
I've never seen that before. Is it close to spam?

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>>9009319
>Mayo on bologna

Literally cat food.

straight into the fucking trash
trashcan set on fire

It's even sticking to the can. How can tunacucks even compete with such a lean healthy cut of meat?

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>>9009322
>trying spam for the first time
>texture, smell, and packaging reeks of cat food
>fry it up
>crispy salty delicious hammy goodness

Maybe chicken bologna wouldn't be that bad

>>9009319
Betcha puke...

>>9009401
2nd this, I've had some quality fried spam. Shit lasts for ages too, good for preppers, /k/ommmandos n shit.

Not so good when you get heart disease and colon cancer after post apocalyptic nukes.

>>9009401
Crispy? How in hell do you get Spam crispy? I've always found it to be weird and spongy no matter what I do with it, and I'm dreading October when I'm going to have to cycle the current batch out of my survival stash and replace it with a fresh supply.

>>9009438
Dunno. Slice it super thin, fry it up and then at the end throw in a couple tablespoons of soy sauce and wine into the frying pan for flavor

>>9009462
>Soy on spam
How high is your sodium? Jesus!

>>9009347
white trash need to eat to ya know

>>9009438
Cut about 1/4" thick 6.35mm for civil people. Fry in vegetable oil. Make pan hot enough, but not so hot that you burn oil and spam.

Try different spams if it doesn't work.

>>9009319
this is one of the most disgusting things I have seen. please tell me that is a joke and you did not actually eat it.

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>>9009319

Jesus dude

>>9009319
I'm going to hunt you down

until you give me the recipe.

ohh nooo

ITT: american """"""""cuisine""""""""