I've been eating nothing but dried dates and refried beans

>>9004040
How much do you charge for a good hard shag?

>>9004042
Depends, am i fucking or getting fucked?

>>9004040
did you put any of the dates in your butt

>>9004046
with that colon bomb, getting fucked.

>>9004042
Been watching Blackadder lately?

>>9004071
I do like that episode

>>9004065
maybe like 50 USD.
>>9004071
no, never watched it.

>>9004040
Do you feel like you're gonna die? What do your farts smell like?

>>9004116
>Do you feel like you're gonna die?
no
> What do your farts smell like?
bad

>>9004040
i just ate some dates
my favourite is to eat them alongside peanut butter and a banana for a snack

what brand is your dates?

>>9004358
United with Earth. It's some organic stuff

Status update, i finished the 1 pound box of dates

i was eating shit like that for weeks then my work gave me a machine with a cab and i was suffocating myself with my own rancid farts

>>9004637
>1 pound box of dates
thats a fuckload of fiber

and a fuckload of sugar

Status update.
The urge to use the bathroom finally hit me.
I feel like a crapped a truck.

how does your sphincter feel?

>>9005487
pretty good. i don't hurt or anything.

oh god my bowls are starting to feel really bloated.

so is the goal to save up a massive shit?

>>9006081
The goal is poor eating habits

>>9004040
>AMA me anything
>ask me anything me anything
the question is are you trolling or do you just not understand acronyms

>>9005826
Them some fat bowls

>>9007943
kys yourself autistic faggot, next you'll be pointing out spelling errors.

>>9007943
It's this amazing new thing called a joke

>>9007943
are you too thick to understand jokes?

>>9007962
nice comma splice

>>9004040
is the theme "things that look like poopsies"

are you full of shit?

>>9007943
Dude am I being troled now two tho rofl???