What is the most patrician way to crack an egg? Pic related (knuckle

smack the side of the less pointy end on a hard surface. break open. done.

crack them on your forehead. makes a mess but i think it makes people think im cool

>>9003682
>i think it makes people think im cool

this is bait

>>9003662
2 at the same time 1 in each hand

>>9003683
no it's not faggot, how fucking dare you

>>9003683
how

>>9003662
I like to use the manifestation of my coolness to crack eggs. It makes a bit of a mess but it makes me think other people think i think I'm cool.

i learned from how to basic, on youtube
works great

One handed off the side of the bowl or countertop. This is the only way I have ever done it.
For cool points crack 2 at the same time.

>>9003748
>For cool points crack 2 at the same time.

For GoodBoyPoints™, when cracking two eggs at the same time, crack them on each other.

Based.

>>9003662
I like to completely crush them with my hands. Reminds me of strangling my children.

>>9003703
>>9003707
Because expecting someone to think that you're cool just because you're breaking an egg against your head like a kid... is slightly more autistic than I generally expect of ck

>>9003795
your autstic

>>9003814
>no u

10/10 retort

>>9003846
thanks

>>9003795
>>9003683
you pointing this out makes you the most autistic newfag here. lurk more, retard.

>>9003896
>muh newfag
>muh lurk moar

who was boxxy?

>>9003907
A whore /b/ still worships, go back there.

>>9003907
>muh muhs muh muh
>muh

>>9003683

>he's retarded AND not cool

Lurk more and learn 2 crack eggs faggot

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>>9003907
>he thinks boxxy is oldfag

>>9003682
i do this but with beer cans

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>>9004179

>asserting his oldfag status with a ytmnd meme

>>9003793
i do that too, it really brings out the suppressed rage in my omelette

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>>9004179

>I'VE WASTED MORE OF MY LIFE LOOKING AT 4CHAN THAN YOU R-R-R-REEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEE

LOL

>>9004179
Brian Peppers means you're barely 2008, not even close to oldfag status

Flat surface, one handed open, triple backflip and throw the shell into the trash.

>>9003846
10/10 faggot

>>9005155
thats pretty cool

>>9003795
Are you enjoying your leddit tour?

>>9003662
i like to impress the egg so it thinks im cool and then cracks open for me