The ketchup pump at McDonalds sprayed ketchup on my $500 shirt. And to make matters worse, the manager threatened to call the police on me when I asked for compensation.
What's the best way to get justice? I was thinking of an open letter to the president of McDonalds and sending a copy to the Cincinnati Enquirer for publication. The last thing they want is bad PR.
dude just wash your shirt
>spending $500 on a shirt that doesn't even resist a small time stain like ketchup
We had this thread not 24 hours ago, fuck off
Use payphones to call in bomb threats every day.
>$500 shirt
>eats mcdonalds
If this were actually true you'd be even more retarded than you are making this thread again.
Sage, report, hide
>>9002874
For me, it's the McChicken.
>>9002889
McDonald's employee here. You'd be surprised.
>>9002874
who wears a 500$ shirt to mcdonalds besides a fucking nigger?
>trying to force a meme or inside board joke
>on /ck/ of all places
It's one of my last bastions of peace and it's not even that great of a board.
>>9002905
The president of the fucking united states of america thats who.
>>9002919
he might eat the food but someone else picks it up for him.
>>9002919
He's basically an autistic child so he doesn't count.
>>9002924
>the president's food pick up guy doesn't make mad salary and doesn't wear $500 shirts in the White House
anon, either way there's some $500 shirts being worn in McDonald's
>>9002915
Fazoli's?
Is this the second or third time in a week?