Face it, eating with hands is objectively superior. Food actually

I eat burgers with fork and knife

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>Ywn experience the bliss of hand-feeding your Indian friends and being hand-fed by them in return

>>8996671
that's gay
also you do know they wipe their asses with those hands, right? No bathrooms means no hygiene

>let me hop on your computer for a second, bro

>>8996671
>eating shit off of an Indian's hands
holy shit

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>>8996682
Just imagine it, Anon. Imagine the flavor.

i enjoy eating with forks personally. satisfying to drag the food off it/ through the tines. also i don't think you'll be able to taste some foods as well when you're struggling to extricate it from a frictional and oily surface.

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>>8996498

>not eating with non-reactive materials such as silver, gold or bone

How poor are you exactly Pajeet? Do you too worship toilets as Gods?

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>>8996735
sweet jesus no

>>8996498
Until the late 1800's forks weren't commonplace among amerilards either, so historically we are quite familiar with eating with our hands like filthy barbarians. Even to this day our nostalgia for our recent barbaric past causes us to eat with our hands.

"A man can eat with his fucking feet if he wants to. Doesn't mean it's the right thing to do."

- Muhammad Ghandi

>>8996498
Fuck off you unsanitary third world dirt monkey. Enjoy your E.Coli.

>>8996811
people have been eating with their hands since the dawn of time, cutlery is a jewish invention designed to spread obesity and make money at the same time
just look at >>8996749 , "non-reactive gold and silver only goy! buy it now!"

>>8996891

>chopsticks and spoons were invented by Jews

Idiot...

>>8996900
>And the priests’ custom with the people was, that, when any man offered sacrifice, the priest’s servant came, while the flesh was in seething, with a fleshhook of three teeth in his hand…

- Book of I Samuel (2:13)

Ok except you don't live in a 3rd world country where that is acceptable.

>>8996908

South Asians have been using spoons since 1000BC. Try again.

>>8996920
spoons aren't cutlery, only knife and fork are
spoons and knifes have a purpose, but a fork? that's the jew

>>8996498
>Also, you won't get fat when eating with your hands, it's just physically improbable.

Everyone that ever got fat used their hands.

>>8996928
no, they used a fork, a knife and a spoon honey

>>8996498
>Food actually tastes much better that way,

I don't like how fingers taste.

>not only that it's even healthier. Bacterial fauna, which you amerifats are so scared of, improves digestion immensely.

A lot of the world uses utensils, not just ameritards. I wouldnt want to eat pasta or a steak with my hands. It's just not practical and it can ruin the food by making it colder quicker.

>Also, you won't get fat when eating with your hands, it's just physically improbable.

Now you're being absurd. Overeaters will overeat.

>>8996922

People have been slicing food, and each other with knives/swords for thousands of years. Stone knives for 2.5 million years. Factually speaking. Pre-sapien jews?

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>>8996932
You can slice food and still eat with your hands, dumbass
jews were the ones who decided to pervert the process for maximum profit

>>8996930

>I slurp up my tendies, hotpockets and burgers with a spoon

Fast food doesn't require utensils. Eat a dick, its low carb.

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>>8996941
what a pleb

>>8996930

And those utensils were held with their hands.

>i eat my chicken nuggers with fine silver

fuck the fucking fuck off you fucking fuck

>>8996940

>You can slice food and still eat with your hands, dumbass

With what, your razor like fingernails. You just used a utensil. Game over.

>jews were the ones who decided to pervert the process for maximum profit

They invent nothing, they exploit things, but that doesn't make the thing evil, just the exploitation. They exploit people through music too, but that doesn't make music as a whole evil.

>>8996940

Types of pronged pokers and chopsticks have also been used for thousands of years before Judaism existed.

>>8996943

That it doesn't require them does not mean you may not use them.

That photo is terribly embarrassing, btw, Wtf.

>>8996946
>You just used a utensil. Game over.
Nobody is talking about preparing food, idiot. Only eating eat, they still put the food into their mouths with their hands.
>>8996954
any proof that they used those pokers and chopsticks for putting food into their moths? No? I thought so

>>8996908

>nu uh, cause the bible says

...look at THIS tard.

>>8996955

>not wanting grease on your bespoke €35,000 suit is embarrassing

>>8996960

>Chinese people ate steaming noodle soup with their fingers

Sounds about right.

>>8996960

So should I pay less for a steak at a restaurant since they always force me to "prepare" it at the table?

You reach, but you come up short.

>>8996970
So you cut the steak and then put it into your mouth with your fingers? wtfdude, now THAT'S reaching

>>8996964

I'm sorry, I thought the choices were using your hands or utensils, I didn't know using your suit as dinnerware was also in the mix.

>>8996973

Nah, I use a fork, like grownups.

Saying you don't need utensils after conceding you need to cut it up in your plate first is reaching

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>>8996975
spoken exactly like somebody who has never wore a suit to a meal
kinda embarrassing really

>>8996975

Touching greasy shit with your fingers is a guarantee to become greasy.

>>8996981
You don't need utensils to put food into your mouth. As you said, it can either be cut into smaller pieces first, or if you think that's too high tech you can just bite off a piece. Sorry, you're wrong.

>>8996995

That's ideal.

You cut up everything and then eat really fast before it gets cold since it won't retain its heat anymore.

>>8996985
>>8996986


I work in a suit.

I wouldn't cut up a drumstick, wings, a burger or most things made for using your hands, its unnecessary. Ill use a fork in fries so they don't fall on my clothes, but that's it.

We're not talking about a pic of Donnie eating greasy curry.

PS

Eating with your hands isn't a license to be slovenly.

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>>8997020
>Ill use a fork in fries so they don't fall on my clothes

the fuck

>>8997020
>Ill use a fork in fries so they don't fall on my clothes
Do you have parkinsons or something? What?

>>8997046

Ok.

So, he uses a fork for the chicken, but not the fries.

I guess he eats one at a time, hunched over the tab....ah, yes he does.

See, sometimes, I get good fries, not from a fast food place, and I'll dip the I'm ketchup or mustard and I don't want that condiment or their grease on my suit, so I spear them with a fork and the go right into my mouth, since the fork can fit into my mouth much more gracefully than my big fucking fingers. Donnie with his dainty little hands could probably stuff quail no problem using his whole fist.

>>8997077

See >>8997081

>>8997095
So the problem is that you put condiments on the fries and don't want to have it drip on you
So you use a fork
Which requires the exact same motion to get into your mouth, endangering a sauce drip just as much as your hands

You're a fucking retard

>>8997099
>>8997081

I use what the situation calls for.

>since the fork can fit into my mouth much more gracefully than my big fucking fingers. Donnie with his dainty little hands could probably stuff quail no problem using his whole fist.

So it's not the same. The food goes directly in, no saliva fingers.

>>8997108
Why are you shoving your fist into your mouth?
Do you have downs?

>>8996498
Thank you for your words of wisdom Abdul

>>8997113

Who said I was?

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>>8997117
Better to poo in the loo than shart in the mart.

>>8997135
No retard neither of those are desirable.

>>8997081
what's wrong with you

>>8996735

>Left hand

Wew

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>>8996671

>>8996498
Hindus are fucking disgusting.

>>8996671
>being a coprophile

>>8997124
You did, since apparently youre unable to eat with your hands without slobbering all over them

>>8997156
I really hope he went to prison for that.

>>8997179
England...where they jail you for 2 years for being in possession of a spork...Mahbub prolly walked, as it was simply 'cultural differences'...

>>8997190
I hope his customers razed his homestead afterwards.

>>8997210
>Implying

I don't eat in restaurants exactly because you never know who and how they touched your food. And what they touched before. I bet you ate fecal matter at a restaurant at least once before.

>>8997081
I'm guessing that you take a handful of fries and shove them all down your throat. Just fucking kill yourself.

>>8996930
Wow, nice teenage girl comeback. You sure convinced me.

>>8997299
calm down, sweetie

>>8997020

>i work in a suit

That sucks. I work in my pajamas.

>>8997311
>wearing pajamas

at this point why not naked or in underpants

>>8996891
I can't tell if you're actually retarded or just fucking around.

>>8996908
Cool dude, who cares?

>>8997323

I'm a lapidary whose shop is at home. Need SOME form of protection.

>>8997323
>Not living someplace cool and being comfy in your pjs

>>8997345
I don't even own pjs
I sleep naked

>>8997345
>pj's

Holy shit, I haven't worn pj's since I was 8. What kind of retard wears pj's?

>>8996498
fun fact: I eat pizza with hands exclusively when I'm alone at home.
Anyway, I don't think I would enjoy eating spaghetti with my hands.

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>>8997350
my nigga

>>8997428
>fun fact: I eat pizza with hands exclusively when I'm alone at home.

holy shit you're so unique and special i've never heard of anybody else eating pizza with their hands can I get an autograph or something????????????????/

>>8997403

Someone with small children at home, and a social life where people drop by regularly to have breakfast/early lunch together.

>>8997450
can't you just throw something on when they drop by
I can't imagine pjs are much better than being naked in this situation

>>8997512

Family and friends have an open door access to my home. Manners, learn some. Sleeping in the nude is something hillbillies and NEETs do.

>>8997350
good luck in a fire or natural disaster

>>8997522
No, all uncucked peoples sleep in nude. Talking of manners, you entertain guests in pajamas? That must make them uncomfortable.

>>8997531
It literally takes two seconds to throw on some pants, and they are much more practical in this situation. Plus, you will look ruggedly handsome outside of your burning house instead of silly in pajamas.

>>8997443
Are you inbred?

>>8997550
I think you expressed yourself a bit weirdly in that post he replied to, especially the "fun fact" followed by quite ordinary statements

>>8997450
Lol, if they show up when I get up at 5AM they deserve to have the privelege of seeing me in the flesh.

>>8997570
topkek

>>8997568
Not the same poster.

>>8997543

You leave guests waiting at the door while you get ready? Selfish.

>>8996671
I feel sick

>>8997982
I don't get guests, go ahead laugh it up

>>8997522
>lets people come and go in his house as they please
>is uncomfortable by the thought of sleeping nude
And you call other people hillbillies.

A free and confident man sleeps nude.

>>8997982
>barging into people's homes expecting them to be dressed just for you
Your family sound like shitty people who have conditioned you into this.

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>>8996671

>>8996946
He's not saying knives are Jewish, only forks are, learn to read retard

>>8997403
>not owning a comfy pair if silk PJs

>>8997108
>muh tiny hands

>>8996662
I drink my soda with a spoon.

>>8997303
Shouldn't you be at school, Stacy?

>>8996498
not getting fat thats just utter bollocks. My best friends girlfriend outweighs him by a ratio of 9:1 and all she does is eat with here hands. Chicken wings, sausages, döner kababs, cucumbers, banana's. I literally never seen here use a utensil and she is very much very heavy.

>>8996908
>2017
>Believing religious texts

Silly sausage.

>>8996498

WHAT FUCKING BARN WERE YOU RAISED IN YOU UNCOUTH SAVAGE?

I bite my lip, tongue and cheek too often as it is. I don't want to risk biting my fingers, too.

>>8999842
do you have CP (cerebral palsy not pizza)

>>8996498
Every "culture" that eats with their hands also wipes their ass with their hand....what a coincidence

>>9000146
you dont eat chicken wings or whole ribs? or sandwiches?

Oh you do? and you don't eat them with a fork?

How's that shit feel between your fingers, Tyrone?

>>9000152
Chicken wings are for poor degenerates.

Ribs are easily eaten with a knife and fork.

I'm not a child or poor adult....so I don't eat sandwhiches.

On the rare occasion I dine and get a burger or pizza (once every couple of years), I will, of course, use cutlery...

>>9000194
>Ribs are easily eaten with a knife and fork.

troll detected. if you eat ribs with a knife and fork, you are getting shit talked out of any restaurant or table you're eating at.

>>9000221
Where do you get ribs that don't fall off the bone in the first place? Hell, you should be able to use a spoon to eat ribs

>>9000194
>I don't eat sandwiches
>I dine and get a burger
contradictory st8ment there m8.

>>9000194
>Chicken wings are for poor degenerates.
I feel sorry for you

>>9000227
"fall off the bone" is overcooked mush. There needs to be a little bit of texture to the meat. It should be tender, but if it literally falls off the bone that's overcooked.

>>9000235
Again, I use a knife and fork....also, it's rare for me to eat such degenerate food unless I'm seeing extended family on holiday to a different state

>>8997156
>Poo in vindaloo
Supreme kek

>>9000235
>if it literally falls off the bone that's overcooked.
Would explain why I hated every time my mom made pork and sauerkraut. She'd leave it in a crockpot until she could poke it gently with a fork and it'd fall apart.

>>8997081
>dipping ""good"" fries in ketchup or mustard
you mus b tarded

>>8996908
... the urge to call various utensils fleshhook.....

>>8997144
>doesn't want to poo in loo
Pajeet please

>>8996911
>America
>Third world shithole crime rate
>Still has the face to speak about how superior his cuckold shit hole is

kys flyover

>>9001210
>Third world shithole crime rate
Only in designated negro zones

>>9001224
so in over 50% of the country? cool

>>8999625
That actually makes it taste better the nice cold metal compliments soda very well.

>>9001235
Haha hilarious. Meanwhile Bongland just got culturally enriched yet again. How soon until the next Paris bombing? Or even better another round of German bowling?

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>>8996498
>not eating off the ground to maximize bacteria gainz

>>9001440
Eat and shit in the same place it's just proper etiquette

>>9001473
it will strengthen your immune system

>>9001473
>pooper etiquette
amirite

>>9001485
true, but afterwards your untimely demise will completely destroy it

>>8996498
>>8996940
>>9001440

>hey bro, pass the controller