If you could have two scoops of ice cream, what flavour

Double vanilla, topped with a few spritz of "warhead candy juice spray"
Used to have it as a kid when I went to DQ with my dad. Vanilla is the best flavor without question and when you add that zingy sour taste its so fucking good

/pol/ fuck off

>>8988089
On pie? Vanilla. Because I want to accentuate the flavor of the pie.

>>8988089
we are all laughing at your autistic manchild tantrum

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>>8988089
only publix fags would know just how good this stuff is.

>>8988210
>we
Don't include anybody else in your autistic comment loser speak for yourself

>>8988210
tumblr is that way buddy ------>

>>8988222
>>8988237
I spy a fash in need of bashing

>>8988237
You won't do shit loser

1 pistachio but and one chocolate.

That's my standard order. Afterwards I like to stand in front of the planet front of the planet fitness and eat it like it's causing me to have an amazing orgasm.

>>8988247
I spy a fedora in need of tipping

>>8988210
Who's we?
Strawberry and vanilla, or if I can only choose one flavor, cookies and cream.

>>8988855
Strawberry and vanilla is heavenly!

>>8988877
be my gf

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>>8988247
>>8988258
now i know where antifa goes when they are hungry

>>8988247
she lost its time to get over it.

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>>8988089
lol

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>muh scoops
so funee, now check this out

You know, for a group of people that don't like people who get offended easily....

>>8989405
Pointing out the retardation in the current media is fine, but yeah /pol/ is a haven for oversensitive cry babies. Just look at how they reacted to the new Farcry

>>8989311
>1 (one) scoop

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I found OP

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Doesn't matter if its Trump or Hillary....

'Merican was fucked over by Obama anyways... nobody can help you fuckers now. lol

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>>8989461

250 years of American debt = 10 Trillion
8 years under Obama = 20 Trillion

'Merican millenials = paying off school debt & national debt for their entire lives.

lol

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>>8989447
>muh racism boogeyman
Getting a little old don't ya think?

>>8989447
kek. So fucking true.

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Cookie dough and the fourth flavor

>>8989469
>'Merican millenials = paying off school debt & national debt for their entire lives.

THANKS OBAMA!

>>8989474
>>muh racism boogeyman
>Getting a little old don't ya think?

How is it old? Every time a nigger plays the race card, you cowardly whites bend over backwards to appease them.

The rest of us minorities are getting real fucking sick & tired of your double standards.

>>8989559
>>8989447
>>8988210
>>8988179
Keep showing to the world how much you need to purged.

>>8989623
>Can't tie a tie
>W-we will purge you
Stop larping trumpflake, you worship a neocon

>leftists overwhelmingly lose an election they thought was a sure thing
>scramble to find anything to rally behind when there is nothing
>sink so low as to try and declare eating 2 scoops of icecream is some kind of career ending political gaffe
>they cry when they get teased about how butthurt they are and unable to let things go
guys, it's a long shot but here's how bernie can still win

>>8989641

Is that a cereal? Would make this thread sort of on topic, I guess.

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>>8989647
>There is no wall
>Trump bows down to kikes and arabs
>Trumpflakes fixate on a harmless joke because they are easily triggered snowflakes
How fucking sad is the existence of a trumflake? Tired of (((winning)))?

>>8989647
>comedian makes fun of an outlandish president
Wow wtf?

>>8988247
reminder that eric clanton is going to jail for at least 40 years and up to three consecutive life sentences
reminder that he will probably snitch on several antifa criminals in exchange for a lighter sentence

>>8989672

Do you have a single meme or slur of your own? I guess calling people racist nazis is kind of played out now but geez

>>8989678
That's the thing though, it wasn't just a 2 second gag joke. They tried to make it a serious thing about his insistence on being "the most superior in the room" or something. CNN wrote a fucking article on it.

>>8989679
>Cali judge
Yeah im sure he will get the chair lmao, he will get probation max

>>8989678
CNN was reporting how trump eating two scoops makes him a dictator, no joke

>>8989672
He never even managed the 30 day ban on Islamic immigration.
Truly the worst president we've ever hand.

>>8989681
There will be no wall. This is my best meme, trumpflake.

>>8989690
the statutes he's being sentenced under call for mandatory jail time buddy boy

Don't mind me guys. I'm /pols favourite pedo. They love me while they screech about #pizzagate

>>8989702
trump actually tricked dems into upgrading and expanding shitty chain link fence and 2ft barriers into 30ft steel walls in the FY2017 budget that Obama was too incompetent to pass on time.
FY2018 budget approacheth

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>>8989716

>>8989690

>defending both violent criminality and judicial favoritism

well I'm shocked

>>8989623

I can imagine the kind of person who makes an off topic thread on a fucking /cooking/ board of all things because pol doesn't want to tolerate your stupid brand of retardation

Fuck off from not just this board, but entire website, the internet as a whole, and possibly life if this is how you spend your time you stupid little cunt

>>8988089
Pistachio and Caffe gelato.

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>>8989722
4d chess! Amirite r/the_donald?

>>8989729
>defending a zionist
Sad!

>>8989738

You're dreadful at this. I hope you're being payed, at least.

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>>8989741
#triggered? Everytime you lose an argument you cry shill, how fucking sad

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>>8989751
4u

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>>8989781
There will be no wall.

>>8989786
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/california/la-me-san-diego-border-wall-20170410-story.html
winners for the prototype bid are being chosen in three days buddy
t. san diego

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>>8989799
>Prototype
Yeah there is no wall funding. Trump is the master of branding and PR and you fall for that constantly. The dems threatened a shutdown and he chickened out. I will wait for september and more mental gymnastics over another failure.

>>8989447
Trump BTFO

>>8989447
OP got boned

>>8989811
whoa, where did you get your crystal ball
>no funding
no shit, the budget hasn't been passed yet stupid

>>8989825
Yeah and the congress it's against it, so there. Game over.

>>8989834
did you get your crystal ball from the same place as hillary clinton?
If I were you I would be very skeptical about any pro-democratic propaganda these days

also lrn2sage and stop bumping this thread with out stupid argument - you are the cancer killing /ck/

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>>8989841
Im bumping so everyone sees how much a loser you are

>>8989447
Holy shit Trumplets fucking annihilated!!!

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muh dikk

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>>8989886
it's sorta sad, you're so broken inside that you actually save anti-trump propaganda images and try to pass them off as jokes

pic related is a joke
yours are circle jerk pictures. There's no gag, just malice

>>8989988
Please tell me that's not an official image

>>8990007

it's a delicious image

>>8990029
It's a photoshop done by an 8 year old

>>8990031

just Photoshop® the Ben & Jerry's© Urban Bourbon™ directly into my mouth please

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Two scoops of vanilla

>>8989994
You are just btfo and now you're pretending you are just joking and only memeing, is this 5d volleybal?

my god i can't even get away from shitty anti-trump bait on /ck/

>>8988089
what kind of triggered autist made this? that's just sad, really.

Rocky Road

And Pistachio, but not that nutty shit, the light green Carvel one

Cold Stone's shitty excuse of "pistachio" is Fucking disgusting

>>8990302

>sad

The entire meme is exaggerating Colbert's trump bashing
It's a parody of how he'll find any excuse just to end the punchline with shitting on him

He even told his Audience they are terrible when they cheered from the Comey fired announcement despite Liberals wanting him to be fired for years

Drumpf
Grabbed by the pussy/"Sexual assault"
Small Hands
Tiny Trump
Red Scare 2017
Well done steak w/ ketchup
Two scoops of ice cream

What meme or stupid non-controversy won't the left stoop to?

>>8988089
/ck/ triggered by this lol. /pol/ is the center of 4chan, get over it.

>>8990379
Yeah, liberals only wanted him fired because they disliked his meddling in the election based on a fake email. Firing Comey because he was conducting a legitimate investigation into Russia-Trump ties is, you know, pretty bad.

Liberals don't hate Comey per se. Just because you personalize every little conflict doesn't mean most of the rest of the world operates that way.

Not evcer

>>8990473
>Grabbed by the pussy/"Sexual assault"
wow

>>8990473
>What meme or stupid non-controversy won't the left stoop to?

The Republicans have also spoken out against trump for over half these things, and you're leaving out a million other worse things such as his racist travel ban (struck down again as unconstitutional) so it the libs, Republicans and judiciary on that one and a hundred other retarded shitstorms he's run head first into.

>>8990614
Too bad for liberal there's zero evidence for Russia-Trump. The DNC is just covering up the fact the democrat party is falling apart but keep blaming white men for your failures in life.

>>8990592
Probably from tumblr, been seeing people take screenshots from here to post there

>>8990620
>(struck down again as unconstitutional)
Fake news. It feels constu- constuton- it feels bigly, and that's what matters. Not your elitist, college-boy "facts" that you liberals can't shut the fuck up about.

>>8990620
Republicans are cucks indistinguishable from leftists on every issue that matters
And racism is good, the western world (whites) is going to suffer for its stupid antiracist experiment

>>8988089
pistachio and chocolate
chocolate is shit tier by itself, but the combination with pistachio is godly

>>8990620
>unconstitutional
stop pretending that you care about the constitution

>>8990632
>college-boy "facts" that you liberals can't shut the fuck up about.

Lols. This is what republicucks actually believe.

>>8990628
Its neat watching the retardicans ignore a fully legitimate investigation and testimony in congress... And treat it as partisan rhetoric and fake news. When the grand jury is called, and evidence is presented, it will have nothing to do with political parties, other than the redpublicuck cover up.

>>8990658
There is zero freaking evidence. All the evidence you guys have on Trump is that he got 2 scoops of ice cream instead of one lol. Trump will be president for the nest 12 years, you better get used to it :)

>>8989469
>medicare
boomers need to be gassed for being a shit generation and raising the current shit generations

>>8988210
>tantrum
>laughing at some else's tantrum is having a tantrum
Are you possibly projecting, anon-kun?

>>8990665
>There is zero freaking evidence

We'll see what happens during the trial of the century. I just hope I can get front row tickets for his execution for treason.

How long till he lifts those Russia sanctions that we have transcripts of Flynn promising the Russians?

>zero evidence
This is how much of a soviet cuck boi you are.

>>8988089
Two flavors?
>Liberal Salty Tears
>High Energy MAGA

>>8990628
>zero evidence for Russia-Trump. The DNC is just covering up
The DNC isn't conducting the Russia-Trump investigation, the FBI is.

>>8990620
Lmao, it was unconstitutional for a little shithead judge to "strike it down" in the first place. See you in a few months

>>8990685
>the FBI is

Actually, a special investigator from the department of justice is. This is after trump fired the first three people, and half his staff had to recuse themselves for having direct ties due to revealed secret Russian cock sucking.

>>8990683
> This is how much of a soviet cuck boi you are.
This is just funny considering how so many of (and most likely you) you people are communists/romanticize the soviets.

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Is this the liberal cuckold general then? Great!

>>8990700
>how so many of (and most likely you) you people are communists/romanticize the soviets.

This is fake news. The left do not romanticize the soviets. But keep watching fox news.... They are the safe space you Slav loving cuck bois need right now.

>>8990698
Honestly I'm hoping Russia takes over and executes all you faggots.

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Hello! I'm a normal liberal cuckold!

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>>8990703
Oops, you forgot to photoshop out the nazi symbols

What goes around comes around, they should move back to Europe if they don't like it

>>8990710
Nope, they actually do, and you probably do but deny it when it's convenient. I don't watch fox news, this is only from experience with leftists.
> bois
Spelling it like this outs yourself as homosexual jsyk

>>8990683
We'll see the biggest ass blasting and embarrassment the democrats ever received in political history by Trump. Trump is just laughing his ass off because he knows there's zero evidence. Trump the Russian puppet that bombs Assad/Russia in Syria. You just can't make this shit up. You lost the election, get over it. White men aren't to blame for your failures in life.

>>8990685
Trump isn't under investigation and there is zero evidence for Russia-Trump. Where the FBI memo the Russian conspiracy theorists talk about? It doesn't exist, it's fake news.

>>8990727
Why would you think they forgot to remove them?
The nazis had the right idea.

>>8990703
>import millions of north african slaves to south africa
>displace the native Bushmen of the south
>elite ruling class whites flee SA with gold krugerands jangling in the pockets
>thousands of whites too stubborn or too poor leave are killed by the savages their ancestors imported from the north
>Bushmen still displaced from their ancestral lands but instead of whites it's by northern africans

Oh those poor whites.

Is no one gonna point out that this depends entirely ob the icecream parlour? A top tier artisan icecream will have god tier strawberry icecream, whereas other flavors might not benefit as much
As such I'd be inclined to order strawberry at one place, but not at another. Lemon sorbet and chocolaye are pretty much sure winners for me tho

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Anyone have the vid of Jim Colbert freaking out about the scoops Cause I can't find it searching for it?

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>>8988089
I've never seen the two scoops colbert segment, youtube just has a bunch of meme videos of Colbert's distorted face

Anybody have link?

>>8990246
we have always been memeing, that's why you people keep losing. You're the loser in gym class that tries really hard and actually cares about the score of the game, while the rest of us are just there for the credit

Wow, sure is food in here.

2 Scoops of impeachMint

>>8990685
there is no russia-trump investigation
the russia investigation is to see if they did in fact hack the DNC, it has nothing to do with trump

MOMMY THE MEANIE TV MAN SAID MEAN THINGS ABOUT OUR GOD EMPEROR!
MAKE THEM STOOOOOOOOOP REEEEEEEEE

How does it feel to be such an autistic snowflake that you go on a chimpout because somebody made fun of Trump?
>people unironically believe that Colbert is angry about 4-8 years of FREE material and guaranteed views

ITT: REEEEEEEEEEEE WHY WON'T PEOPLE UPVOTE MY EPIC TRUMP MAYMAYS THEY LOVE THEM OVER AT THE_DONALD REEEEEEE

>>8990732
Just like Trump was going to L-LOCK HER UUUP right?

>>8988089
Two scoops of pussy everytime.

>>8988089
We must unit to finally kill the white drump and rape melania.

>>8989690
>xir doesn't understand the law

Topjej

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>>8988837

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>when you see shitty bait and begin reporting shills
Take this to /pol/ you retards

>>8989731
>he takes shitposts seriously
holy fuck just kys retard.

>>8991637
MOMMY THE PWESIDENT BE MEANIE TO ME FEEWINGS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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>>8988089
I miss this so much, if anyone has any ideas how to make it please

please
please
please
please
teach me

Rum and raisin. TWO SCOOPS of rum and raisin.

>>8988089
Gimme that haagen dazs chocolate

>>8988210
speak for yourself, you fucking faggot.

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For me it's

Good thread.

God bless the mods.

>>8988210
>we

you are the autism

We should just start spamming off topic threads till the mods actually bother to do their job.

Coffee and Neapolitan.

>>8988179
>>8988210
>>8988247
>>8988932
>>8989447
>>8989559
>>8989672
>>8989716
>>8990473

absolutely niggardly niggerloving niggerfaggots.

>>8988089
holy shit are ppl actually this triggered by colbert

>>8988210
We?
You mean the wewuz?

basically nothing more pathetic than a triggered low-IQ liberal

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vanilla

>>8988089

2 scoops of mint chocolate chip

>>8994170
they just don't remember that ~the media~ always runs this type of petty stories, whether it was fox news grilling obama over mustard on a hot dog or chewing gum, or w bush with the door or the dog or the fool me once blunder.

>>8991263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgiq25LGyk

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>>8988210
Fuck off bitch

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>>8988089
Two scoops of Rocky Road, if you please.

>>8988089
One mint chocolate chip one coffee.

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I'll take two scoops of this, please.