What are someee exciting things I can do with >White Bread

Place white bread in toaster.
Slice your veins with a knife.
Put eggs on a bowl: 3 whites 1 yolk.
Wait until you die for being such a massive underage faggot.

Wa la!

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>>8984538
no bully pls

>>8984548
no tard pls

>>8984778
Just help me, come on

>>8984937
Well what the fuck do you want us to say? How to make filet mignon out of bread and ketchup?

>>8984534

Put butter in pan, let it melt a bit, toast it on both sides
Take it out, put pan on medium-low, make sure there's some butter on the bottom.
Crack 2 eggs in pan.
Cover pan.
Wait a few minutes until egg is white (yolk should still be runny)
Take egg off of pan, put on toasted bread
Salt + pepper

Alternatively:

Toast bread same way with pan
Make scrambled eggs w/ salt + pepper
Put on toast

You can add ketchup or mustard to both but why?

>>8985359
Forgot to say you should toast the bread first, not the butter.

>>8985363
>>8985359
That's what I was looking for.

>why ketchup or mustard
I just like it

>cover pan
What does covering it achieve?

>>8985344
>filet mignon
I don't know what that is.

>>8985370
Are you trolling?

>>8985387
No, this is my first time on /ck/.

I'm clueless about food.

>>8985390
Do you know what a fork is?

>>8985397
...............[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]

>>8985397
Don't tell me to stab myself with it or something

>>8984534
We may both be bananas, but one of us... Is dead banana! *bang*

>>8985440
*teleports behind you*

>>8984538
>teenager
>underage
You do realize the ages of 18 and 19 count as teenager years as well, right? Fuck off back to /pol/ with your underage nonsense.

>>8984534
Make toast. Cook 1 or 2 eggs over medium and put them on the toast. Top with ketchup or mustard if that's your thing.

>>8984534
Make french toast.

>>8985397
You mean a dinglehopper?

Make eggs