If you can't eat an entire spoonful of hot sauce and keep

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>>8972708
>and keep it in your mouth for 30 seconds

>>8972708
Sauce isn't even that hot I bet you don't even chomp down on the seeds

>>8972708
if you can't put ab entire spoonful of hot sauce and keep it in your bumhole for 30 seconds, you don't belong on this board.

>>8972708
Of you've never stuck your dick in a chicken sandwich you don't belong on this board

>>8972708
If you can't suck off Jamal from around the block and keep his hot load in your mouth for 30 seconds, you do not belong on this board.

If you can't prep your wifes bull boyfriend to satisfaction and then take your wife's son out for a play day then you don't belong on this board.

>>8972708
I hate the attitude that some people have towards chillies and spicy food. It's not a fucking dare or challenge to show how tough you are. It is just another condiment and taste property that makes food better.

Enjoying spicy food is about knowing your limitations. Eat as much or as little as you want, as long as you enjoy it. Nobody is gonna be impressed about some dude chugging some 6 gorillion scoville pepper except for bratty college frat dudes.

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If you can't down 10 packets of diablo sauce from Taco Bell in a row, you don't belong on this board.

>>8973869
agreed

>>8973890
Found the sissy who can't handle anything hotter than tabasco.

Sambal Oelek is as much "hot sauce" as tomato is pizza.

If you can't finger your butthole with a ghost pepper you don't belong on this board

>>8972708
If you can't tell the difference between an English muffin and a crumpet, you don't belong on this board.

>>8972708
I can. I just don't want to.