>eat entire container of spicy pepperettes yesterday >have

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pepto bismol and treat this as a lesson you mong

>>8969996
You learn self control

>>8969996
A milk enema.

>>8970009
>>8970012
>>8970020
do you think if i keep eating entire packages of hot pepperettes my body will get used to it and this wont happen anymore

>>8970026
I think you'll keep having foul colon.

>>8970026
no, believe me.

>>8970026
Capsaicin doesnt get metabolized by the body. If you eat spicy shit, you get spicy shits. Fact of life.

>>8969996
wtf
eat some more of them
fiery anus burn is an acquired taste

>>8970063
>Capsaicin doesnt get metabolized by the body.
that's not true
http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/tx025599q
and a google scholar search will turn up much more

>eat spicy shit, you get spicy shits.
yeah, either the metabolism is incomplete, or the metabolites are irritants as well

>>8969996
one time i ate an entire bag of slim jim dare beef jerky before i went to bed and woke up and when i had to void my bowels it was the most intense burning sensation i've ever experienced. once i got through the pain it was almost transcendental. How do these stack up on the spice meter are they spicier than Slim Jim Dare? To answer your question: try applying something cold and creamy to your ass.

>>8969996
Those look like cigarillos

>>8969996
1. TP in the fridge
2. Pray

>>8969996
1. Bottle of whisky
2. Seat belt on the loo

RIDE IT OUT, COWBOY!