UGH I went to McDonald's for dinner and now I cant't

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do americans really get sick by eating food?

>>8969423
Wrong board, dipshit.
>>>/adv/

>>8969441
W..what is this and where do I get it?

>>8969441
i'm guessing yes, during my 1 week trip to NYC, i once ate the whole main course pportion and i got sick. they are stupid large portions.
also that burger looks awful

>>8969423
Go back to McDonalds for the next 20 or so meals. Teach your bowels that they will obey you or else they will suffer.

>>8969446
I think you meant /mlp/

>>8969423
>I cant't control my bowel movements. What should I do?
Wear diapers.

>>8969423
put your computer in your bathroom. get a couple of beers and enjoy the wild ride

>>8969513
This

I will make Mac sauce this coming month, and just make better burgers at home.

>>8969423

Stop eating beefburgers from fast food bars.

Either home cook or go to a restaurant for food.

>>8969423
make some curry

>>8970362

this is a good idea
I can confirm, just did it a few hour weeks ago when a frozen sushi got me sick af

i'm going through the same thing right now except i ate some rice and bean concoction that had been in the fridge for 2 weeks

.. it smelled ok