>cashier remembers you >comments on your purchase history

buy condoms every week. :^)

>>8967431
>buy Depends for my uncle after his prostate surgery. Hot as fuck cashier looks at me really strangely. She remembers me as the young guy that buys Depends forever. Fuck.

>>8967431
>move out of town
>go back around a year later to visit friends
>shop at former go-to store
>cashier three check-ins behind mine shouts "oh my God you're back, where have you been all these months?"

Good to know that at least my cashiers are always there for me.

>go to the same store several times a week
>see the same cashier all the time
>she doesn't remember you

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>al/ck/
>Go to minimart
>Case of beer
>"Having a party?"
>Drink it all in one night
>Go back the next day for another case
>"Back again?"

>>8967455
Dubs speak truth, if you give that much of a shit just do that

>>8967592
delete these feels pls

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>>8967592

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>go to ice cream shop often enough for employees to recognize me
>start tipping them
>they start giving me extra ice cream without charging for it

>>8967431
>not intentionally going to a different grocery store every week at different times on different days of the week so no one develops a memory of you

>>8967431
>buying rum and beef jerkey in the same store
you obviously dont live out east

>>8969145
You obviously don't live in Florida

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>>8969145
>>8969179
OP here. Yes, it's Florida.

>tfw out of rum already

>>8968972
>start tipping them
>extra ice cream with no charge
See the logic flaw?

>cashier asks you out
>tell him "no, I'm not gay"
>you actually are gay
>you just don't want to date a cashier

>>8969145
I can get rum and jerky in the same place here in maine. Then again we sell booze in gas stations.

>>8968972
>go to service station every night at 2-3am for a few weeks
>buy icecream
>the 3 guys that work night shift all look like theyre beginning to hate me

>go to stores with self checkout
>express myself

>>8967503
Of course she looked at you strangely, Depends are a terrible brand.

>cute liquor store cashier is the only human I interact with for weeks at a time
>have dreams about her
>don't even know each others name

>>8969998
Try your chance dude... talk to her. Just be yourself

>>8968972
>Befriend three tacobell employees
>Get extra food for free and have the tacos and burritos made thicc for me
>Get called trouble be cute older worker

>>8968972
>pay more
>get more

incredible

>>8970047
>be yourself
An alcoholic NEET?

>>8969179
>>8969779
>florida
>east
yeah, no

>>8970272

Okay.

>>8970272
>what is south-east

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>buy a different brand of cigarettes than the ones I usually buy at a convenience store run by an old Chinese dude
>didn't like the taste
>go back right after work to buy my regular brand
>"whoa back so soon? might want to cut back on that haha"
>now known as the "cigarette pistol" in his shop
>would give me discounts on smokes and lighters
>don't even smoke that much

>>8969779
Where in Florida my man? Jax here

>>8968972
>start tipping them
>they start giving me extra ice cream without charging for it
I used to think this board was just trolling but it might actually be this stupid

>>8967431
>when the guy at the liquor commission gives you a smile...
>...,because it's your third time there this week
>and it's only Thursday

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>>8967592
>case of beer
>al/ck/

You are only reached a tip of the iceberg.