How do I eat really spicy food without having the shits? I

Good question, same problem here. I have always just seen it as part of the deal

Eat less spicy foods and more non-spicy foods.

Drink heaps of beer with your spicy food, it won't really help with your shits but it should make your life more fun.

Just do what I did and develop IBD severe enough to justify getting your guts ripped out of your stomach so you can shit into a bag

No nerve endings so no lava ass

>>8966157
eat yogurt before and after spicy food. Also, you can freeze yogurt into a small cylinder and put it up your bott.

>>8966206
Can you still receive dick up the butt?

>>8966217
The only legitimate advice so far. T-Thanks

>>8966157
You stop eating in filthy places.

>>8966226
Yes, but you wont feel the painsure of anal

>>8966295
But it happens even if I cook it up myself. No I'm not a 3rd worlder and I have a clean kitchen. I made Chili yesterday and put like 8 Habaneros in and a bunch of other chillies and hot sauce. If was really tasty and delightfully hot but I spent the night birthing a diarrhea baby on the toilet

>>8966157
Stop being white