Hey /ck/! Im making carbonara. I can't afford guanciale

Are you following Binging with Reddits recipe for this?
Tell us now. We'll know if you're lying.

>>8958203
>bacon
>jarlsberg
>gouda
Okay, but don't call it carbonara. That's not what you're making.

File: IMG_20170521_003724630.jpg (3MB, 2160x3840px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2160x3840px

Cheese shredded...

The carbonara main ingredient, fresh from the coop.

File: IMG_20170521_003935782.jpg (2MB, 2160x3840px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2160x3840px

>>8958225
Forgot pic

File: IMG_20170521_004158977_BURST001.jpg (4MB, 2160x3840px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2160x3840px

Spaghetti and bacon are almost good to go.

File: IMG_20170521_004525510_BURST001.jpg (3MB, 2160x3840px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2160x3840px

Peppa

File: IMG_20170521_004708290_BURST001.jpg (3MB, 2160x3840px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2160x3840px

This is the spaghetti I'm using :)

File: IMG_20170521_005000325_BURST001.jpg (3MB, 2160x3840px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2160x3840px

Wa la

>>8958208
Glad you like my carbonara.

>>8958249
You made noodles with scrambled egg and undercooked bacon

>>8958249
did you even try to cook the bacon

>>8958203
I was gonna say "bacon is fine, but jarlsberg and gouda are not", but then


>>8958232
>>8958235
>>8958245
>>8958249

too many eggs
pasta cooked, bacon still visibly cold in the pan
rice spaghetti?
scrambled eggs
fancy plate


You are a misery anon

>>8958249
Damn, I'm mad as fuck

Look up a recipe, retard

File: 1406782873105.jpg (38KB, 413x395px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 413x395px

>>8958249
>fucking up doing something as simple as frying bacon this bad

>>8958203
Ethical eggs?

>>8958203
>ethical eggs
well thank god

Ahahahahahahahhahahhaha

> i appreciate the effort you put into trolling

Nice troll, but you should've posted the picture of you running the pasta under cold tap water