Thoughts on Totinos Party Pizza, the original crisp crust?

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Is this food?

>>8957820
Where's the party? Am I invited?

>>8957820
I always make sure to watch this video when eating Party Pizzas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

>>8957826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lPX5b9m7ro

>>8957832
If this was a movie, i'd watch it.

>>8957820
Not even real cheese.

>>8957820
If we're being totally honest, those are better than 90% of frozen pizzas on the market. I didn't read your post, OP, but I'm putting in my $.02 anyway. If I want to waste 23 minutes of my time and $7 of my earnings for a shitstain embarrassment of a pizza, I'll go with either Digiorno or Screamin' California Shit Kitchen. I find comfort in knowing that Totino's will never try to give me the runaround or play petty mindgames. I know exactly what to expect, and they know exactly what to deliver. The Party Pizza is a brutally honest product and has never tried to be something that it's not. I applaud Totino's and they can have my money any day. Their crappy little pizzas are greasier, less nutritious and far tastier than the more expensive brands, always.

>>8957820
dude those are square now? and they come in bags?? i want off of this ride

>>8957820
we love eating this at our house. The crust is honestly the best part. it tastes great and is crunchy but not burnt-cardboard crunchy. I've only tried the pepperoni topping, and I never had the round version. I can eat one of these in a single sitting and be fine.

>>8957907
Couldn't agree more with this

>>8957820
Hell yes! We used to call them shitty little pizzas. They're awesome.

Anyone else fold two slices in half and make a pizza sandwich? It helps with the crust breakdown flop.

>>8957824
Sorta

>>8957907
where the fuck do you live that these cost 7 dollars? They a like a buck here.

>>8957832
*OFFICIAL VIDEO* DO NOT FALL FOR IMITATORS

>Heat them in microwave for 5 minutes and roll them up for a delicious pizzarrito

>>8957820
The sauce is tangy not sweet and the crust is like a thick cracker which for $1.00 really can't be beat. Their cheese sucks but I always grate a real cheese like gouda on it before baking.

>>8958379
>burnt edges
>cold center
Exquisite

>>8958338
>anon in charge of reading comprehension

Is it just me or did those increase in price in the last year or so?

>>8959593
I can still usually find them for $.99 somewhere, but yeah, their normal price is now $1.25 whereas it used to be $.99 as the regular price.

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>>8957820

I keep a few in the house because my toddler is a picky eater sometimes. Pizza always works Totinos always holds up the best for longest. I only feed him half at a time though. Once a week maybe.

>>8959837
he's going to gave bitch tits by the time he's 12 years old and won't live to see 55 years

>>8959887

Those will sit here for a few months before they're eaten. Like I said, one whole pizza a week MIGHT happen in this house is my wife can't get him tp eat normally.

>>8959907
Don't even bother responding to idiots like this. The thread above you is full of /pol/ scum arguing about racist food stereotypes. This entire board is swarming with dipshits who aren't talented enough to get attention with posts on edgier boards.

>>8957820
My problem with the supreme is the bell pepper. I love bell peppers, but fuck me they're disgusting after they've been frozen. I always feel sick after eating them.

That is why I only prefer the cheese or pepperoni, preferably the actual slices of pepperoni rather than the tiny cubes. I also like the canadian bacon one.

But about the topic, I don't know if they feel bigger, but it does feel a lot more filling and somehow slightly more tastier, which isn't saying much but still.

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I USED TO BE ABLE TO TRICK MYSELF INTO THINKING I WAS EATING SOMETHING UPSCALE FOR A DOLLAR

I HATE THIS RECTANGLE SHIT

RECTANGLE SHAPED PIZZA REMINDS ME OF PUBLIC SCHOOL LUNCHES

ROUND PIZZA IS LUXURY

RECTANGLE PIZZA IS POVERTY

I WANT THE ROUND TOTINOS BACK

>>8957820
If you are trying to get an anorexic person to gain weight, force feed them three of these per day and they will be a landwhale in no time.

These shits might as well be african calorie candy with over 50% of the calories coming from fat

>>8960417
Lel, yeah I agree. But for me it's just a once a month deal when I've been working out in the garden all morning from 6AM - Noon and I'm hot and sweaty and just want some quick calories and be reminded of youth. Just relax, once in awhile if you're active it ain't going to ruin you for life.

>>8960417
Three party pizzas is 2040 calories, basically the standard calories for the average individual. It's going to take a while to get overweight on that, and depending on your height and level of activity you might not even.

Also it's not over 50%. It's about 44%.

Totinos >>>> McChicken

>>8960331
cut them into a circle

>>8959942
Your's is the edgiest post here, m'lad. We're all here to have fun. You're here to preach.

Eating Totino's Party Pizzas is probably the unhealthiest and most childish thing I still do as an adult, and I don't plan on stopping, although I only eat them every couple months. When I do I like to grate really expensive parmesan cheese on both of them (overjoyed at the square shape, which meant I could fit two on one cookie sheet), and make a pizza sandwich, with the crusts on the outside.

also,
>that time the freezers broke at winco so they just sold everything at like 90% off for an hour before throwing it away and you get like 50 pizzas for a fiver.

>>8961314
>with the crusts on the outside

what kind of barbarian would put the toppings on the outside.

>>8961354
Just wanted to be sure.

>>8957824

"sustenance," not food.

>>8960755
An anorexic person doesn't function at 2000 calories homeostasis. Also eating 108g of fat per day will help

I like them, I get the cheese ones, 2 of them fit on a cookie sheet, and total calories is 1240 iirc, not bad because I only eat one meal a day.(I get a lot of calories from beer).

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ITT: a bunch of rich fucks that don't know shit about real poverty pizza.