does anyone, ever, need more than 2 beers? I submit to you:

2 is enough to put me in a good mood but not enough to make me silly, so it's a good amount I think.

>>8954173
What if you want to get drunk?

>>8954173
You've seen the mitchell and webb look skit?

>>8954173
If you've never gotten so drunk you've partially shit your pants you've never partied.

>>8954173
>2 beers
>not 22 beers

shiggy

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>>8954173
what is 1 beer, exactly?

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>>8954173
ah yes two 40's

>>8954216
>partially
you're not a man

>>8954271
I was attempting modesty. I've full on diariah shat myself and even once peed on my wife in bed from drinking.

>beer
Lmao calories

Well that's vague, since cup sizes vary greatly. As well as alcohol content.

think I'm on 8 beers rn and doin' fine

>>8954278
Your wife is a trooper

>>8954315
well from the picture provided I'd guess anon means 2 pints. which is fair.

>>8954173
Ah yes, beer! The one-note, non-varietal elixir known world-round!

And two! Such a standardized number for your universal product!

I don't even feel 2 beers, you cunt. Jesus Amerifags can't drink.

>>8954244
0.5L of beer

After the second beer you're at a crossroads
Have one more and you'll likely want to stay out and get battered
Go home and miss out on a potentially good night

It's tough

>>8954173
I can't stop myself. Once I start feeling the buzz of alcohol I need to continually chase that feeling of ever increasing blood alcohol content until I pass out. I can't just get buzzed and sit on it.

I don't drink anymore.

I think 3 rather large tap beers is the best amount for me. Get pretty buzzed but not drunk.

>>8954173
I'm going to try to do this to taper. Drinking a couple pints of vodka a day again, and I'm shitting blood. I don't think I'm one of those people who can maintain themselves well with alcohol. Too much internal degeneracy keeping me from functioning as a normal person.

>>8954173
Depends on the beer.

If it's a shitty pisswater pilsner, it'll usually take 4 to get a nice and manageable buzz.

>>8954173

Two beers? Whoa, mustang! You're a wild man!!

You need to slam beer after beer just to chase a mild buzz. There's a reason they sell 24 packs.

>>8954507
Non varietal? Have you left your home/cardboard box lately?

I hope to become disciplined enough to just have two desu.

>>8954520
He is memeing you fucking spastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTSCppeFzX4

>>8955227
The reason is americuck beer is watered down piss

>>8955259
He's being sarcastic dude

>>8954615
A pint is 568mL, you've been sold short.

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>>8954173
>don't really eat that much
>don't care for sweets
>still overweight just because of alcohol