/ck/ wtf do I do? I'm so hungry! I've got exactly 4

>>8953119
steal ketchup packets from mcdonalds
spread the ketchup on a pile of napkins to make mini-pizzas

>>8953119
buy like 10 packs of ramen
It'll suck and not be good for you but you'll last til the 25th

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>>8953119
Go to a food bank. Find some beans to go with your rice, and tomato sauce to go with your spaghettis.

>>8953136
McDonald's doesn't keep ketchup packets out in the dining area.

And if you're going to raid the kitchen at night... well, you might as well take more than just ketchup.

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T. minus 5 days. How'd i do?

>>8953119

I'd paypal you money if you could prove you're poor and OP.

>>8953317
Nice, you have 3 lunches done.

>>8953317
That's at least four days' lunches.
You can do this, you glorious faggot.

>>8953119
Go to the nearest bus station, offer to suck cocks for $20. Drink your bonus brotein.

Buy a bag of beans (or lentils, whichever one is cheaper) as well as some scallions (sautée the white stuff, use the green stuff as garnish).

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>>8955238
Cum has nearly no nutritional value. It's not worth sucking cocks for food.

Why don't you have a credit card?

I swear to god people are such fucking retards with money its unbelievable.

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>>8956301
>171 grams of protein
>no nutritional value

>>8953119
Eat the rice nogger

>>8956319
mg m8

>>8956319
Milligrams buddy.

>>8956319
spotted the ameritard
mg means milligrams hun.

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>>8953119

>>8956319
Its says millagrams

Potatoes, anon. Lots of them.

>>8953119
i spent 5 dollars on a cold brew coffee today

>>8953119
>I've got plenty of rice and spaghetti.
then you're good.

>>8956344
not OP but greaat comment m8

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>>8956519

Unless you're already in Auschwitz mode you can easily survive a week with no food. Just drink a lot of water and lick a bit of salt.