let's say I wanted to make a cheesecake out of this stuff.

>>8951918

I cannot recommend actually doing that, if only because of the extreme texture difference between miracle whip and cream cheese, but I assume you would just follow a standard recipe and maybe add a little more flour?

Does miracle whip even cook the same way as cream cheese, or would it just render out into oil? I'm horrified but intruigued, anon.

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You don't.

It will be an experiment. A horrifying experiment.

>>8951918
its in the oven now >>8951974 so we'll see if it turns into a giant oily mess.
used the whip, cornstarch, powdered sugar, vanilla extract, eggs, and whipped egg whites.

>>8952083
This will be interesting. Pics?

>>8952083
What did you use as the base? Graham crackers? Also why did you use eggs? Miracle whip is basically an egg substitute.

>>8952094
no base. because i have no idea what im doing. that's why.

OP do it and post results.

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>>8951918
https://youtu.be/CPO-xfSGybk
It held form and was extremely light and fluffy. Awkward taste that could be covered by fruit.

>>8952197
You are no doubt a woman and I can't decide to like or hate you. Not because of the woman thing, but you're so fucking annoying, yet some things you do make me laugh.

>>8952225
a woman on the internet? impossible.

>>8952231
No, that's not it. Different anon.

She's so annoying. But also kind of funny? I don't regret watching the video.

OP, how much Bob's Burgers do you watch?

>>8952287
ive seen a lot of it. wasn't trying to summon tina with my anxious groaning. but it is what it is.

>>8952305
She was well and truly summoned. Would watch more videos.

Word to the wise, though, your kitchen could use a quick wipe-down. It doesn't take long, but it's important for food safety and keeping pests down.

annoying cunt can't even make a sandwich properly

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>>8952398

This shit is painful man...