How often do you eat at McDonalds, the happiest place of Earth?

I'm homeless so I usually use their bathroom once a day to take a huge shit

I'm starting to miss the Chipotle shill. At least that crap was semi-edible.

had a really bad day the other week where i had to go to walmart twice... and ate at mcdonalds both times. i felt like such a miserable loser after the 2nd round. the food wasnt even good. it was salty, sugary garbage. i was completely unsatisfied after both meals.

>>8950092
I haven't eaten their """food""" in at least a decade.

Feels great

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Maybe once or twice a month. Once for an actual meal and once when I'm drunk and really want a McFlurry.

I haven't eaten there in over 3 months. But sometimes I'll buy a McChicken and maybe some nuggs

>>8950092
Walked there last night amidst a tornado watch with lightning closing in fast. Sat down, ate, then walked past home to the college campus to play some Pokemon Go for about 10-15 minutes before a sudden rush of rain started stinging me in the face. Then I went home. Thinking about going back to McD's tonight.

>>8950231
>Thinking about going back to McD's tonight.
And speaking of which, they close in 30 minutes. If they aren't drive thru only right now I think I'll grab something and some beer on the way home.
/blog

I love McDonalds so much, it's like a temple to me. I'm a regular, usually eat lunch there everyday. The staff there are all so friendly and even compliment my shirt.

>>8950240
>they close in 30 minutes

Where is this McDonald's that closes? The ones in my city have probably never been closed; even during blizzards, floods, and 9/11.

>>8950092
Once or twice a week.

The 10 piece nugger meal is exactly 1000 calories, and I'm dieting.
90 pounds in 10 months

>>8950092

I don't have to be to work until 9 AM on Thursdays, so I visit the drive-through to enjoy a small black coffee and a single unsalted hash brown.

You know, to treat myself.

>>8950294
BK's nugs are roughly 100 calories less.

>>8950302
BK is out of the way for me.

And I'm not trying to cut any lower.

Once a month

>>8950302
10 NUGGETS FOR $1.50

WHO WOULD EAT THAT CRAP

>>8950346
It's cheap, tastes okay, and BK has far better dipping sauces.

>>8950231
Why did you write your post up like your life belongs in a novel on the "young adult" shelf.

Was sick of jap food and had a big Mac in Kyoto. 3 months ago??

>>8950092
I usually eat there at least once a day--the entire staff is on a first name basis with me because while professional, McDonalds employees always take that extra step to get to know their customers from a personal standpoint. Courteous, studious, and always willing to place the customer's needs above their own can best describe a typical McDonald's employee. It's simply one of the best dining experiences you can get for the price--and that's not even counting the tasty and high quality food that can be procured.