>ketchup is allowed on hotdogs and burgers but not sandwiches

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>>8949476

>>8949476
>ketchup
>yellow mustard
>mayonnaise
>sweet pickle relish
Literally the worst condiments ever.

>>8949476
Who told you that?

>>8949486
t. Srirachafag

Or you could just eat whatever the hell personally tastes good to you because you have autonomy and shouldnt have to live you life by the expectations of others.

>>8949476
>mayo is allowed on burgers and sandwiches but not hotdogs

I've watched some family members slather mayo on the 6 hot dogs they each had for dinner. Repulsive as fuck.

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>>8949476
Can we just go ahead and photoshop the names on these condiments?

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>>8949505
And why the fuck would I do that?

>>8949525
>Red Juice
>Banana Sauce
>Semen
>Pickle Caviar

DO IT

>>8949476
>relish is allowed on sandwiches
umm.......

>Ketchup is not allowed on sandwiches

What?

>>8949528
Because I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

>>8949751
MY NAME IS A KILLING WORD

>>8949476
I agree with all of those cooking commandments.

>>8949760
MUAD'DIB MUAD'DIB MUAD'DIB

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>>8949476
I actually agree with this shitpost

>>8949476

>ketchup on a hotdog

nah

>Mayonnaise on a burger

nah bro

>relish on a sandwich or a hamburger

... no.

>>8949476
ketchup is only allowed on fast food fries, otherwise it is an ingredient, not a condiment.
mayo is allowed in everything. put it in your hair if you want it to be extra shiny. use it as lube. it is a wonder of the modern world.
mustard is the superior dipping condiment for superior french fries and allowed on sandwiches, burgers, and hotdogs.. as long as it is mixed with mayo. plain mustard is never allowed except as an ingredient, not a condiment
relish is just pickles ground into tiny pieces, eat regular pickles you goddamn fucktard, what the fuck is wrong with you, do you have dentures and need your food pre-chewed for you? fuck off with that shit, grandpa.

what is the purpose of yellow mustard when digiorno exists?

>>8949852

pardon me do you have any grey poop ons?

>>8949476
Just last night I had 2 hotdogs with mayo, mustard, and sharp cheddar. It was awesome. I wrap the slice of cheese around the hotdog while still hot, spread a conservative amount of mayo in the bun, then give a generous squirt of mustard on top of the cheesy weiner.

Fuck you OP, you don't make the rules. Also, ketchup is a condiment for retards and children. It shouldn't be put on anything.

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>>8949476
>not putting mayo and mustard on your dog

>>8949476
>ketchup is allowed on hotdogs
http://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette

>>8949926
You're a disgusting person, and I'm glad I don't know you

>>8949898
You don't make the rules either, fuck you too

>>8949476
mayo on hotdog bun -> fry in pan or grill

fry or grill hotdog

add mustard

ketchup goes in the trash

>>8949476
Ketchup is NOT allowed on hotdogs you 70 iq subhuman.

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>>8949476
>sweet relish
>sweet

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF A SUGARY PICKLE

HOLY FUCK WHAT KINDS OF ABSOLUTE MOUTH BREATHERS BUYS THIS SHIT

>>8949802
Dune sounds pretty cool just by the wiki page on a fictional species of mouse. Maybe I'll read it

>>8949476
Ketchup is not allowed on any of them.

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>go to fish and chips place with friend
>see him reaching for the white instead of the black vinegar

>>8949486
mayo and mustard are great. ketchup and relish are gross and sweet though

>relish exists when you can just have pickles as a topping

>>8949476
Ketchup is acceptable on certain sandwiches in the form of fry sauce/russian dressing/[your preferred term here]. Otherwise I agree.