I love British fish and chips. Had them in Australia... shit.

can you describe why you didn't like those other ones?

honestly i'm wondering how this can be fucked up. is it the batter? is it the level of doneness?

>>8947684
I agree, this is the only good thing British "cuisine" has invented. And maybe shepherds pie.

Would you believe it, in that other British "cuisine" thread recently, the Bongs actually seriously claimed they invented lasagna and Curry! That was a funny day....

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>British cuisine

>>8947689
It might be the species of fish or even the climate. The British fish and chips had a lovely flaky texture and delicate flavor. The batter was crispy and crunchy, the Australian batter was like corndog batter.
Maybe even the potato variety is just better suited to the UK.
I'm allowing a thumbs up for the Brits, just this once.

>>8947697
Oh and the SF chips were dry and bland and the fish was done in breadcrumbs for some unknown reason.

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Also, inb4:
- shart in mart;
- the chart about dental hygiene in 12 YEAR OLDS;

>2 entire countries judged on (presumably) one restaurant each
you're a turd OP

>>8947702
>you win this round

>>8947684
>traditionally british food is better in britain
IMAJUN MAH SHOCK

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>>8947701
This one doesn't pertain to 12 year olds, Shartacus.
:^)

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>>8947710

>>8947684
>I love British fish and chips.
So why post a pic of battered sausage and chips?

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>>8947710

>>8947690
Brits didn't invent curry, they re-invented it.
The curry pastes and powders we take for granted were invented by Brits, and their Victorian-era mania for categorising everything defined what constituted curry X as opposed to curry Y.
So no, they didn't invent curry, but they standardised it, documented it and found a way to bring its distinct flavours to the world.

>>8947721
Tim Curry

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>>8947721
You did not re-invent anything. Your Indian immigrants adjusted it to your pleb tastes.

You invented jellied eel, stargazy pie, shepherds pie, toothpaste sauce and mints, fish and chips, the chip butty, toast sandwich.

>>8947717
?
Isn't that fish in gravy?

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>>8947733
>Indian immigrants
>Victorian era
Retard.

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>>8947721
>The curry pastes and powders we take for granted were invented by Brits

this is one of the most blatant lies Ive ever read. Those pastes and powders were invented by Indians like 4000 years ago, when you Britards were still munching on tree bark and grass.

Right, you Britards probably also invented sushi, pizza and Foie Gras!

>>8947742
>4000 years ago
Kek, you're like a sexy Wikipedophile on wheels.

>>8947735
Battered sausage, chips and curry sauce.

>>8947742
>4000 years ago
That would be the Iron Age, anon.

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as always, America BTFO's the rest of the world at their own cuisine
Pic related

>>8947745
Sounds fucking delicious.
Is that the Brit version of poutine?

>>8947752
I want to be the captain of your D...

>>8947759
Maybe, curry sauce can be found in any good fish and chip shop and goes great with chips.

>>8947762
Is it spicy or mild?
Sorry if these are dumb questions but it genuinely sounds like a simple, tasty dish.

>>8947766
mild, what do you expect? Brits don't like spicyness

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KAYS GOOD COOKING

"Hello peeepoh, and I'm back cooking agehn"

The one and only queen of /ck/ and official British food ambassador to the world has done it agehn:

Filet steak and chips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Q1NYKZ4XI

Watch and learn for some great inspiration on British cuisine!

>>8947769
Probably true for the most part but I hear some of their curry houses do some pretty hot dishes.

>>8947733
I'm not British, I'm Indian Malay. And I'm pretty sure I know more about my people's food and history than you.

>>8947736
Queen Victoria was enamoured of India and was learning to speak and write Hindi at the time of her death. Her last servant was Indian and the last thing she ever wrote was in Hindi. Yes, there were Indian immigrants in the U.K. in the 1800's.

>>8947742
Traditionally, these curries were made with whichever spices came to hand. Some areas had access to particular spices that loaned their curries a specific flavour. Certain groups had dietary restrictions (Hindus will not eat beef, mussulmans will not eat pork, Sikhs will eat anything but have a strong tradition of vegetarian food, etc.). The Punjab did not have coconuts or seafood, so their curries were different to Goan curries.

It was Brits that had served with the Raj then returned home that created the demand for standardised, predictable flavours in curry, and it was this demand that led to curry powders being created.

India and Britain had what was possibly the greatest example of cultural interchange in history. Part of that interchange was the Brits taking the idea of flavouring stews with specific blends of spices, and running with it.

Sorry, my friend, but although your claim is rooted in truth, it's not actually correct.

>>8947774
>agehn
How is that pronounced any different than again, or rhyming with the 'gaine' part of rogaine?

>>8947776
tl;dr
They now have Wikipedia in India.
How delightful, like Reza.. spice prince of India.

>>8947719
>adding some failtastic hashtag to an ancient image macro
Fucking hell.

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>>8947733
The bongs did come up with some awesome pork pies, though.

>>8947782
>failtastic
Next you'll claim that was
#OnPurpose

>>8947783
Fuck that mate gimme mince and cheese and some sauce

>>8947697
>Maybe even the potato variety is just better suited to the UK.

The potatoes, and the temperature they are fried at, and the oil used, are all critical.

>>8947752
>Those pathetic looking "chips"
>Those fedora tier fish tendies
>Salad
>Honey mustard

Please stop, I'm embarrassed for you.

>>8947769
>Brits don't like spicyness

>Phall (sometimes spelled fall, faal, fahl, phaal, phal or paal) is a British Asian Indian curry dish, which originated in Indian restaurants in Birmingham, UK.
>It is one of the hottest forms of curry regularly available, even hotter than the vindaloo

You really need to update your world knowledge my clapping cousin.

>>8947799
>fish tendies
it's sea tendies you moran

>>8947803
How often to white Brits eat it, though?

>>8947807
Vindaloo is extremely popular , the Phall is not eaten that often but it popular enough for pretty much every Indian restaurant to offer it.

>>8947690
They did invent lasagne and have this history to prove it, it's not like sharts claiming to have invented burgers

>>8947690
I've eaten at places like that here in England. Not necessarily a regional thing either, most people would assume you would find the best chippies in the North, but the best one I've ever eaten at was on the south coast, owned by a Chinese family.

Thr majority of places you go to eat anything are shit, regardless of where you live.

>>8947821
Meant for
>>8947697

>>8947684
i lived in england for 3 years for work. had my fair share.

i could find good fish in the US easily (though I live in east coast). getting those nice chunky, thick chips is another story though...

>>8947690
i love british food actually.

shepards pie, fish pie, pork pie

>>8947780
Australia. I'm from Australia but of Indian Malay heritage. Sorry if that shatters your worldview.

Also, I'll take "what is a desperate strawman argument to distract anonymous strangers on the internet from disregarding my inability to formulate a cogent response" for $50.

>>8947807
All the fucking time. Indians wouldn't touch it.

>>8947684
Nah fuck you cunt, Aussies do some fuckin ripper fish and chips, you're just a shit cunt faggot who didn't do any research on the store.

Too many shit fish and chip shops around, especially if you go further north, down south here in VIC we get pretty fucking good fish and cunts know how to batter them.

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>>8947783
no joke, though. they are very good. nice crust and then with meat inside....love it

>>8947827
You actually should have said "I'll take: what argument would a desperate strawman make to distract...".
That's OK though, I'm sure I'll understand you when you call me tomorrow to sell me credit card insurance.

>>8947778
I'm pretty sure I've heard both Americans and Brits from all ends of the country pronounce it both ways.

>>8947831
This.
Up in QLD it's probably too warm. If the shop doesn't ask if you want battered or crumbed AND chicken salt, they're shit.

>>8947783
Brit here, never been a fan of those. I much prefer warm pies, the kind filled with gravy.

>>8947838
Fuckin QLD, can't do anything right eh.

But yeah, the water up there is warm as and their marine ecosystem is fucked, down south our water's pretty fucking cold which means better fish in some fish and our marine ecosystem isn't nearly as fucked

>>8947831
>didn't do any research on the store
You sound like a little Yelping shit.
Back in my day, 1992, if we didn't hear about it by word of mouth we either liked it or lumped it.
Speaking of lumps I need to get my testes checked for cancer again.

>>8947852
Yeah that's what I meant mate, word of mouth is the only reliable way to know whether a place is good otherwise it's a gamble also Yelp is for fucking faggots.

You should probably get your prostate checked too ya crusty old fuck

>>8947858
Haha good bantz, ya dog.

>>8947861
Fuckin top shit mate, lets do it again over some fish and chips and a beer sometime.

>>8947835
>meat
Looks like pressed cat food my dude.

>>8947886
It probably is

might taste good with some toothpaste on it

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>>8947815
The lasagna you fucking Britards claim to have invented did not contain tomatos or meat. How is this a lasagna? It's something but not a lasagna.

It's like saying you invented sushi, because look jellied eel!

Read the article:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3067455.stm

You layered some form of pasta with some sauce and cheese on top and call it lasagna?

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>>8947710
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICAN TEETH!

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>>8947966

>>8947684
San francisco would be a bad city to get fish and chips from.

>>8947721
Plus curry is an anglicized term from the Indian Masala (Tikka?).

I think they have a claim to curry, unlike pugilism.

>>8947684
Mmmmm sausage in batter, chip and fucking curry sauce. I grew up on that shit!

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>>8947689
This.

I live in NorCal, and there's fish and chip places everywhere. Did you go to an actual chippy, or did you just order fish and chips in a restaurant? Pic related, the one in my neighborhood. It's great, just as good as what I had in England when I was there.

We have some pretty good fish n chip joints here in Seattle

It was us Germans that invented Fish and Chips!

A German newspaper said so!

>>8948017
Fish looks good

Those are fries though, not chips

>>8947966
That's what happens when dental "insurance" is a monthly payment that pays for yearly cleanings and any other procedure rapes your wallet. Dental insurance is an installment plan paying for cleanings. Filling a cavity will still cost you $600.00. Most just let their teeth rot until one becomes infected and they have it pulled or pull it themselves.

>>8948023
The German papers also say you should bring in more "refugees"

Then again the yuppie scum here in Australia advocate that shit in our newspapers too

>>8948017
Those 'fries' look well over to me bro. Fish looks fucking awesome though.

>>8948027
>>8948032
LOL, in America, anything that isn't as thin as fucking McDonalds fries works as "chips". Although there's also a legit British pub near me that does real chips, but this place's fish is better.

>>8948031
I swear we have the highest percentage of refugee intake relative to population in the entire first world. Why is Turnbull such a cuck and when is T-Bone coming back?

>>8948042
I'd follow the best fish 10/10 times too bro. No reason they should over cook the fries so bad though. They look crunchy as fuck.

>>8948050
Eh, they weren't that crunchy, but definitely not as soft or as thick as regular chips. But, like you said, I follow the best fish like a fox.

>>8948047
Unfortunately never, the Libs have gone real fucking soft ever since Howard was in power.

What fucking gets me is that these refugees cross an entire fucking ocean just to get here, if they are truly refugees and in need to just be safe they would be stopping at the first place and staying there but they just keep on fucking going until they get here, they know we're soft and that we'll give them free money just for being an Arab or African, they shit in the face of people actually deserving refugee status and people that have waited their turn, I have a couple of Ethiopian mates (who were refugee's themselves, just not boat ones, they waited their turn in the camps in Africa and then came over by plane cause they actually got a visa) who fucking hate how these fucking boat refugees take advantage of us.

>>8948068
Sounds like how Texans and Mexican who came over legally feel about "wetbacks" (the derogatory term for mexicans who sneak across the Rio Grande river into Texas). I grew up with Mexican friends who's families either sought asylum legally or immigrated legally, and they HATED wetbacks, much worse than the whites even.

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Why are these ex-colonials so OBSESSED fellas?

>>8948088
The illegal ones are fucking shit eh, we have shitty little gangs of Sudanese kids running around terrorizing people and carjacking people and they get off with a slap on the fucking wrist and we also have Arabs being allowed to have multiple wives and claim welfare for all of them and all kinds of other crazy shit going on.

The situation over here with illegal immigrants is pretty fucking bad man.

Grease taters and fish wrapped in grease paste cooked in grease.

Well done island monkeys.

>>8947783

Greasy meat, wrapped in grease jelly with a coating of flour and grease.

Well done island apes!

>>8948114
Yeah, we have those same kinds of problems but with illegal mexicans. It's not so bad in the smaller towns, but in the cities, holy shit, it's pretty bad. I understand why they want to escape Mexico, but goddamn, you have to do it legally. For example, in San Antonio, there's whole neighborhoods that aren't safe to even drive through, because of the gangs, plus there's apartments or houses with 20+ people living in them and living on our welfare benefits, while the women try to get knocked up by a legal so they can have an anchor baby. I'm not exaggerating, either. I've seen this shit happen. I worked with Mexican guy who's family came over legally back in the 70s, and unfortunately he was pretty stupid and knocked up an illegal girl who had snuck over with her 7 brothers. I've never seen a family so happy to see their teenage, unmarried sister get pregnant.

>>8948159
Fuck that, we get some pretty retarded cases over here with illegals, recently I heard of a group of 6 Iranians who came over by boat and got refugee status by claiming they were being persecuted etc etc and not too long after they all went back to Iran for a fucking wedding and came back and they still kept their refugee status and we get illegal immigrant criminals getting slaps on the wrists for crime constantly and even if they're going to get deported for a crime or something else a bunch of fucking annoying left wing hipster faggots go and protest, the government just caves in too, they rarely ever go through with punishments or deportations cause of these fucks.

We also have some pretty rough areas that are infested with some feral illegals that everyone just avoids

>>8948154
>Grease taters and fish wrapped in grease paste cooked in grease.

Sounds like something the americans would be all over. Maybe it's because it's not made by someone named Jesus, isn't spicy, and doesn't come wrapped in something so you can eat it with your fingers?
I mean, god forbid the US citizenry learn to use a knife and fork at all, let alone properly.

>>8947733
>doesn't taste like toothpaste
>tastes like the herb mint as it's mint

Cuisine around the world Infuses lamb and mint retart.

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>>8948366
right on bruv pic related how all shart in marts hold their fork

>>8948154
>>8948158
You seem upset. Did you shart yourself again?

Try Daniel Wischer in Hamburg

>>8947752
What is that goblin cock looking thing?

>>8947827
Don't ever come back here. You aren't welcome.

Best fish and chips I ever had was at a tavern out in horse country in PA. Owned by a brit of course. The fish was perfectly light and flaky. And the batter was this deep rich golden brown that was crispy and flavorful, but still light and airy and didn't get soggy at all. It was served with a chilled remoulade and was one of the cozier meals I've had.

>>8947849
>>8947838
This is jealousy. Have fun in your shitskin riddled dump

>>8947886
never had pate?

>>8947684
Our fish and chips are the best but it's getting increasingly hard to find a good one. Lots of them have been taken over by chinks and they go noticeably downhill afterwards.

>>8948017
This looks really good but it's still not the same thing at all. It's like comparing some random pizza to a new york style pizza. Being good doesn't make it the same thing.

>>8947700
What shithole did you go to that breaded their fish and chips? I'd bet anything you went to a tourist trap.

>>8948493
Pickled peppers, most likely.
Could be actual goblin cocks depending on the world he's in.

>>8948773
BREADED fish? That's literally just dumped-out-of-a-packet tier.

I found half-decent fish and chips in SF when I was there. A few big fish fingers instead of a proper side of fish, and 'curly fries' rather than properly chunky chips, but it was fresh and tasty.

>>8948728
>taken over by chinks and they go noticeably downhill afterwards.
You're getting the wrong chinese people. Hong Kong chinese know how to deal with potatoes and fish. The mainland does not.
You've evidently never been to a proper chinese chippy.

>>8947700
>>8948773
If you ate breaded fish and chips you went to a shitty place, don't judge a place because you have poor judgment in restaurants

>>8948781
I've been to good and bad chinese chippy's. Most are far worse. Some are okay. The best fish and chips i've had in my life was from a shop run by a Brit couple without an extra 300 things on the menu.

>>8948803
The best I've had were at a standard chippy just across the road from the fish market, with a half-hour queue, no seating, and a long wait for them to actually make your shit after you ordered it.
You get it in a box, and have to find a bench to sit on and eat it before the grease wears through the cardboard and drops it all, and then defend it from seagulls.
They don't use a lot of salt on your food, either. The sea adds it's own as you sit there and eat, and the spray is blown everywhere.

It's deliciously fresh, and their reputation means they have to keep quality up. They even get complaints about their long lines fucking with other businesses.

>>8948821
Nothing like a good fish and chips eaten near the sea. Reminds me of my time in Blackpool.

>>8948803
Have you ever tried salt and pepper chips from the chine chippy? Pretty good.

>>8948834
I've ordered them with chinese food, yeah. They're delicious. I don't count them as chippy though.

>>8947742
>being this wrong and salty

maybe you should try to learn a thing or two about the world before you go spouting off like that. Thanks for watching.

The best fish and chips that I've had were on Vancouver Island in Canada. The fish was freshly caught halibut, and the batter was light and crispy. Another close second comes in Hawaii, with Ono. Really nice firm flesh on that fish. It's the best when it's fresh.

>>8947690
Fish and chips was actually invented by (((them))). In Britain though so we can claim it

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Kinda jelly of their munch boxes
Picrelated appears to be an ideal meal after drinking/smoking

>>8949279
The curry sauce would make up for those shitty ribs.

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>>8947721

The most popular curry is all British inventions, authentic indian pales in comparison, it belongs to us now

Just like Texans and mexican food

>>8949279
Is that a chinese takeout munchie box?

>>8948728
It is the same thing. Don't be pretentious.

Cooking is about quality ingredients and skillful preparation. Not about where the fuck you happen to be on the planet. It's not magic. It's simply cooking.

>>8949294
Looks it, I have had those chilli wings from my local chinky loads of times.

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>>8947783
I had my first pork pie aged 22 so there's no misty eyed "just like mam used t' make" bullshit.

The things are astronomically delicious. With chutney? I'm fully erect. I can't think of other indigenous foods that can achieve similar with such sparse basic ingredients.

>>8949338
>so there's no misty eyed "just like mam used t' make" bullshit.
Sadly home made pork pies are rare as they are time consuming to make, try this recipe though and eat it while it is still warm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FvX4pD_bmY

>>8947684
As a Brit whose been to US and around Middle East - our fish quality is surprisingly dope (Japanese sushi makers consider Britain one of the only foreign countries with good enough fish, allegedly) aaand our batter is surprisingly based.

American and middle eastern meat is absolutely delicious, but I think batter seems cheaper and saltier.

Australians get confused by multiple syllables and anything more complex than "a stake m8"

>>8949347
I'll take a gander cheers pal, rarely do anything pastry-ish related

>>8949357
All his videos are comfy as fuck, shame about the accent though.

>>8947684
>eating outside

I can't be the only one who hates doing that

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>>8948507
I'm back, what did I miss?

...oh, apparently I missed a complete nobody speaking for all of /ck/. Stay mad (and irrelevant), you little bitch.

>>8947684
It's not about the country mate, it's about the finding that one good Chippie that does good fish n chips.

>>8947697
>Australian batter was like corndog batter

You went to a fucked up f&c shop then m8, I've never had f&c in Australia with that style batter

My local is makes a real decent crunchy but light delicious batter

>>8947700
I have had a pretty wide range of fish and chips in SF and the quality can range quite a lot. I've had stellar fish and chips and I've had stuff I wouldn't feed to a hobo.

>>8947710
so basically british dentists are freshman dropouts

>>8947689
In my experience the cod has to be fresh and good quality. Bad cod tastes almost like soap.

Also you have to make sure the fish and batter are well seasoned before frying, because it will be so fucking bland otherwise and adding salt wont help. Also something something carbonation in the batter.

>>8947684
Based britbongs are still good for something.

>>8947692
>mfw yanks shit on this godly meal but will defend their HFCS in everything

>>8947684
Pretty sure that's a battered sausage, a proper one too.
So many chippers have replaced that big salty meat stick with shitty little sausages barely bigger than cocktail sausages that are all clearly bought frozen from the same supplier. They're still like crack though, I guess its the lard they're fried in but I could eat a tray of those no matter how sick or fucked up I might be.

>>8948017

Those deep fried frozen "chips"

>>8949279
The Scots have mastered the art of the prolonged suicide by overeating.
The time was, they worked hard stealing our cattle, raping our women, and making babies to replace all the warriors killed swarm-charging the gun-lines of the Redcoats, and NEEDED all those calories.
Then we got sick of it and cleared the Highlands to Ireland, as a twofer solution to both the scottish raids and the irish catholics.
Now, Scots have nothing left to live for. Their country is a stunted tourist trap, existing only to squat on the remains of it's culture and history, selling stuffed loch ness monsters and 'world's greatest dad' mugs to tourists there to watch the whales and shoot the grouse. So, they eat, and they get drunk, and they eat some more.
The 'munchy box' is what you eat when you're drunk and possibly high, and you get hungry. You know it's got so many calories and so much saturated fat in it that each one takes a year off your life. But you welcome that, because you're Scottish. You eat it all, you drink the batter-scrap thickened dregs of the curry sauce., and then you go back in and order a deep-fried Mars bar for dessert. to knock another month or two off for good measure.
You don't eat a Munchy Box because you're hungry. You eat it because you're drunk, hungry, and welcome the sweet embrace of death because at least the fires of Hell will be a break from the constant, CONSTANT fucking rain in Scotland.

>>8949338
Pork pies are what my mum used to pick up from Asda to try and satiate the raging hunger of my overactive metabolism.

>>8948017
overcooked frozen fries.

>>8947684
>Had them in Australia... shit.
Australia is better for kebabs, charcoal chicken (Lebanese style is amazing, pickles, garlic sauce, leb bread) and regular non-fried seafood anyway.

>>8947700
>Oh and the SF chips were dry and bland and the fish was done in breadcrumbs for some unknown reason.

My local shop in Australia offers crumbed as an option. Never seen anyone take it though.

>>8948525
Not where I live bud.

>>8947684
I worked for a year in London fish and chips can be pretty hit or miss but the pies, the pies are to die for. Also best fish for fish and chips are cod, turbot and halibut and if you don't like malt vinegar you're a homo.

Also, London is a shithole that makes NYC seem like a paradise.

>>8951629
>You don't eat a Munchy Box because you're hungry. You eat it because you're drunk, hungry

>>8947684
fools would think...such long vista, mile long yet where is the drop? 8in per mile....slaves...

>>8952172
Much think...

>>8947774
She's a fucking national treasure m8, the veritable Julia Child of UK a cusine.

>>8951646
>>8951624
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>>8947697
ask for a ''crumbed'' fish not a ''battered'' in Nz, they've got a crispy coating and battered has a light fluffy texture which can sometimes come out a bit soggy.

>>8948028
> pull it themselves.
How do you pull a permanent tooth yourself?

>>8947684
Fried fish is shit. Baked is where it's at.

>>8948422
I'm going Hamburg in August, I'll keep an eye out for it lad.

>>8952312
Just try baking batter you dumb fuck.

head up to Seattle and get some salmon fish and chips

damn good

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>>8952310
Long nose pliers.

>>8952337
>all fish is battered
Who's the dumbfuck now?

>>8952385
You since you burst into a thread specifically about British style fish and chips.

Just a reminder that you're all typing in English, cheerio lads.

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I'm a britbong and I've never had decent fish and chips from a chipshop, the chips are almost always rank. Made some at home and its infinitely better,worth the effort. Gotta fry everything in lard not oil, and make the batter with beer.

>>8952556
>Ketchup

Opinion discarded

>>8947958
>You layered some form of pasta with some sauce and cheese on top and call it lasagna?

>You made lasagna and then call it lasagna?

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You haven't lived until you've had battered haggis and chips.

>>8947721
Don't forget that the Brits actually gave curry to other countries too. Japanese curry? Thank the Brits.

>>8947769
>Brits don't like spicyness

This is probably one of the most wrong comments I've ever heard.

>>8951724
Drunk hungry is a very different thing.

>>8947684
battered sausage and chips with curry sauce and a can of coke with one of those dodgy wooden forks, whilst standing on a dingy train station bridge.

Bought a tear to my eye tbqh

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As a non brit I don't understand /ck/'s intense reaction to British food. Is it a continuation of the 'eternal anglo' meme? Is it because there are no flags and Americans think most of the people shitposting about their cuisine are from Britain?

Every cuisine has its ups and downs. I would never go to the UK for its food but they've got some decent dishes like sunday roast and fish and chips, and god tier desserts. There are honestly much worse cuisines out there. But even then most have some redeeming foods.

>>8952752
They batter everything in Scotland.

Especially the women.

>>8952858
no idea britter. I love your guyss food. probably the only thing that seems like bullshit is gellied eel.

>>8952220
Obsessed about what? They aren't fucking chips you stupid amerilard

>>8947684
>British
>food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Ge4soTzPA&index=27&list=PLuXVJtG6oNtG8ViYjazh_oLw8Km8yWYDY

>I love British Fish and Chips
Posts picture of battered sausage.

>>8947807
It only white people who eat it you tard.

>>8947752
Sorry, but that looks awful.

>>8947684
The only restaurants that could so a proper fish and chips in Australia are the small Japanese restaurant run by two small aging geriatric Japanese wonen

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My dad got this a while ago.

It looks fucking enormous

>>8952752
looks like a couple of deep fried giant turds.

>>8954565

Why not just eat two blocks of lard and some poor quality fish?

Brits eat real shit.

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>>8951629
This is the single greatest rant about Scottishness since Trainspotting was first published. 10/10.

>>8947690
Have you even tried British seafood? You haven't lived until you've eaten Dover sole a la meuniere with beurre noisette and a bottle of pouilly fume.

>>8954570
The ship model?

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>>8947774

>>8947684
Never understood the obsession with this

It's like the brit mainstream version of tendies and fried taters.

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>>8954609
You didn't post the comment she was replying to.

>>8954641
I know. Thought it was funnier this way.

>>8951712
> London
> Fish and chips
Yeah, go to the coast for that.
London IS a shithole, but it's a multicultural shithole with some great restaurants if you know where to look.

>>8952310
Electrician's pliers. Get a good grip and wrench. Otherwise, smash it with a brick and extract shards with needle-nose pliers.

>>8947958
> Spanish produce crisis
That was IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING WINTER. Of course we import that shit out of season; NOTHING GROWS WHEN THE GROUND IS FROZEN, FUCKTARD.
Hydroponic lettuce is expensive as fuck, too.
It's grown locally in season.

>>8947769
>Brits don't like spicyness
>>8952759
>This is probably one of the most wrong comments I've ever heard.
We like spice, but can't handle it without training. In a british summer when it's hot and humid and your sinuses are clogged with hayfever, you want a nice spicy curry to make you sweat.
In winter, you want a milder curry that fills your belly with sauce and rice.

>>8952811
I don't understand how you're meant to eat a sausage with a chip fork. I have to resort to picking it up and biting it.

>>8954613
>Never understood the obsession with this
Because you've never eaten it.
Chips are tasty. Fish is good for you, and lovely when fresh. Battered fish is top tier.

Now, imagine a nice fresh lump of cod, in crispy batter, hot and crispy outside while flaky and fresh inside. The chips are just crispy on the outside and fluffy soft on the inside. A little salt, plenty of malt vinegar on the chips that are fresh out of the fryer. Wrap the whole lot in paper and carry it a few minutes to a bench. Sit down, open it up, inhale the vapourised vinegar. Eat it as you watch the tide come in for the evening and batter against the cliffs or the sea wall, while the light fades to nighttime.
Then you're alone on the seafront. The air's full of salty spray, your belly is full, the concrete wall you're leaning on is still warm from the sun, and you don't have to go to work on monday because you're on holiday.

That's what fish and chips should be like. That's what it reminds you of when you cave in and grab a portion from the local chippy on the way home from work.

>>8954748
>Fish is good for you,

When wrapped in flour and grease and cooked in fat.

Fish and grease like all bong fodder is excrement which would be rejected by livestock in civilised countries.

>>8954570
It looks like service station food

I'll just leave this here.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4312420/UK-takeaway-favourite-fish-chips-not-British.html

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>>8954880
>believing anything in the Daily Mail
Wew, lad.

>>8954889
>believing Brits are capable of creating edible food

>>8954891
t. jelly shart

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>>8954889

>>8954778
Yeah, I'm sure the cuisine of your civilised country rejects anything fried

>>8954891
OBSESSED

>>8954778
OBSESSED

>>8954873
OBSESSED

>>8948366
Pip pip, smashing insult my good chap.

Went to Ireland. Ordered fish and chips. It came out with a little container of smashed peas. The fuck is this?

Tried it, now im ruined forever. Live in the states no decent fish and chips.

>>8955590
>It came out with a little container of smashed peas. The fuck is this?
Mushy peas.

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>>8948184
The stupid Apex cunts need to be deported. The government had done shit all to curb their bullshit and the police can't do fuck all either.

>>8947733
Fish and Chips, along with deep-frying in general, was actually brought to the UK and Ireland by Spanish Jew immigrants in the 1600's.

>>8956191
>spanish jews

How in the holy hell did they escape the inquisition? Those fuckers were ruthless.

>>8947700
If it's in SF you know they did it on purpose to be hipster

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>>8947684
That's a battered haggis not fish and chips. I know from the shape of the batter and seeing quite a few haggi in my time.

>>8956273
Looks like a battered sausage 2bh

Not black enough to be black pudding and too light and smooth to be haggis.

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New Zealand fush and chups

>>8956273
Those are sausages in both yours and OPs pics.

>>8948728
I find its the ones taken over by Asians that gives downhill. They pretend to remain a chippy, but become the same HFC shite that's everywhere.

>>8956279
Love a bit of L&P. That and burger fuel were my big NZ food memories. Hard to find here in the UK.

>>8956280
>>8956278
That's the joke.

Cape Town has good fish and chips. Snoek is really good but it has annoying bones. Hake is good too

Australia has the worst fish and chips honestly. but at least we have dim sims and chico (both are shit). i live 5 minutes from the beach and 10 from a fishing port yet none of the good stuff is sold locally and all fish and chip shops tend to use frozen not fresh stuff. theres one good place in freo thats always packed but its fairly oily

>>8958832
>but its fairly oily
> Oily fish
> Deep-fried
> Deep-fried potato
> OMG ITS TOO OILY

>>8947684
the only particularly impressive food I had in England was curry (was pretty good too, 9/10 stuff)

had fish and chips at two places that were recommended to me, fuck 'em and fuck it

>>8951629
Rather be a Scot than an in-denial fat cunt, nonce.

>>8959423
tfw I read >>8951629 and cancel my plans to visit scotland because it sounds disgusting.

>>8959516
Scotland is awful. Spend your tourist bucks in england instead, with people who appreciate your presence.

>>8951629
I'm American. Other than the rain, sounds like home.

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>>8959904

>>8951629
You might wanna take a moment and calm down buddy.

t. Amerifat

>>8958894
t. chip shop owner from freo

>>8959969
We hadn't had rain for five weeks up until a few days ago. The rain all the time spiel is a myth. Sure it rains fairly often in Autumn and Winter but Spring and Summer are usually fairly dry. Also it never gets too cold and rarely gets too hot. Summer is spent around 15-25 degrees.

>>8960175
I've been to scotland multiple times. Nearly froze to death once because someone forgot to put money in the heating and all the shops to put money on the card to run the heating were shut.
Last time I went there, I was driving for hours on twistyfuck roads jammed behind campervan after campervan, nearly went insane on a hundred miles of 60MPH average speed check, and the only person who was halfway polite to me was a fuel truck driver who moved over so I could overtake. The rest of them are dicks and can go fuck themselves.
The highland clearances stopped too early.