>is putting on nail polish >hears a car door close >looks

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2017-05-17 10:26:15 Post No. 8945699
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:26:15 Post No. 8945699 [Report]

>is putting on nail polish
>hears a car door close
>looks at my door, and sees a reflection of a car in the window
Don't be the pizza man, don't be the pizza man

>Pizza man walks on the porch

F U C K

Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:27:46 Post No.8945704
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>>8945699
anon, the pizza guy doesn't care that you cross dress when nobody's home.

Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:28:54 Post No.8945710
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:28:54 Post No.8945710 [Report]

So? Did he suck your toes or not?

Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:30:56 Post No.8945719
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>>8945699

so you ordered pizza, not expecting him to show up when you're the most inconvenienced?

Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:41:51 Post No.8945764
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>>8945699
What kind of vanity issues do you need to have to give a shit about a pizza guy?

Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:45:32 Post No.8945775
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:45:32 Post No.8945775 [Report]

>>8945764
you act like delivery guys don't count as people

Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:46:04 Post No.8945777
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>>8945699
Did you order the sausage pizza anon?

Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:47:30 Post No.8945784
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>>8945775
they don't

Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:48:02 Post No.8945785
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:48:02 Post No.8945785 [Report]

>>8945699
teehee

Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:48:12 Post No.8945787
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:48:12 Post No.8945787 [Report]

>>8945777
I see porn stars having to deliver pizza a lot, I guess in reality they don't make much money so they have to work two jobs.

Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:48:53 Post No.8945791
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:48:53 Post No.8945791 [Report]

>>8945775
Well they are, but I don't put on a suit and tie to answer the door for a pizza guy. Plus I typically pay ahead of time because it's 2017.

I can fucking do that shit on my phone.

Anonymous 2017-05-17 11:14:11 Post No.8945866
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>>8945699
Why'd you order it then.

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