>always go and sit in the bathroom with the shower on reading

>>8944187
Chili.

>>8944198
Holy shit dude NOW you are thinking

I'd like to clarify for our audience that chili includes dark red kidney beans, light red kidney beans, pinto beans, and beef or deer burger.

I guess I'll have to do a thread for /ck/ when the burner gets here

>>8944204
Plus it makes sense because you're already on the toilet.

>>8944209
Yeah exactly, I guess as a challenge I should try to make the chili while taking a dump? that would be one long dump

yo btw if you ever cook in your bathroom you should know about "toilet plume", apparently when you flush the toilet it sprays microscopic turd particles around in a violent whirlwind up to like 8 meters away

Have you considered toast?

>>8944231
that's not quite high-falutin' enough, i was thinking multiple ingredients. though, i draw the line at cutting or anythign in the bathroom...i'll only prepare ingredients in the sterile kitchen first.

>>8944213
That's why you close the toilet before flushing

>>8944187

this is literally an episode of seinfeld. kramer installs a disposal in his shower.

>>8944187
haha epic dude you waste sooooo much water im laughing so much omg
this guy is gunna cook a full 5 course meal while the damn water is running what a crazy guy!

spending more than 2 minutes on the shitter is pure degeneracy

>>8945027
That's some /pol/ logic right there...please continue

>>8944187
Do you keep the shower running all the time or just when you're on the shitter?

>>8945027
If you spent longer on the toilet you wouldn't shart in the mart, anon.

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>>8944187
>waste
>water
You realize it's impossible to waste water, right? It's not like it gets deleted when it goes down the drain. The only thing you're wasting is money, you fucking donkey.

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>>8944187

>wasting you're money like an idiot

let me guess , you're a nigger/spic

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>>8944187
>go in bathroom for morning shower
>decide to have a fap first
>turn on shower and bathroom fan first so no one can hear me
>mom walks in on me because she assumed I was in the shower since it was turned on

>>8946446

go on...

>>8946457
nothing happened
I was just sitting on tht toilet with my phone, I hope she just thought I was shitting

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>>8946457

D...did you discuss it later? You sure mom didn't make any off-hand comments about how 'big' you've grown or how lonely she's been since dad died?

yes I'm on nhentai and I have no shame

>>8945094
he probably lives in an apartment and doesnt pay W/S/T

>>8946446
>mom walks in on me because she assumed I was in the shower
...why would she do that in the first place

>>8946474
she didn't see my dick faggot, I had enough time to lean forward and hide it

>>8946476
apparently there was a toxic mess in the kitchen and she needed alcohol wipes urgently, bitch literally unlocked the door from the outside with a pin

>>8946492
>lean forward and hide it
How does that work? Did you bend over at like a 90 degree angle until your head blocked view of your dick like some kind of head over dick eclipse?

>>8946492
>unlocked the door from the outside with a pin
Does she know what knocking is? Your mom is a psychopath

>>8944231
underrated

>>8946514
No, no, the toilet doesn't face the door
When I'm on the toilet the door is to my left, so left leg was blocking my dick.
If the toilet faced the door I would have been fucking fucked

>>8946519
I really don't understand why she didn't knock, I was fucking pissed. I was so close and the entire thing made me go soft. I was running late too but I'll be damned if I wasn't going to finish, almost made me late

>>8944187
Those things blow man dong. Avoid it. They may be cheap but you can get a nice induction for like 50-60 bucks. 10x better. Cooks faster and better in every way.